E3 - T-Minus 2 Days.
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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:18    Post subject: E3 - T-Minus 2 Days.
E3 is coming.
May 10-12, 2006

http://www.e3expo.com/

LEt's all make as much as useless posts on here untill may 10th.
Spam what ever. No goatse and no Scat. We don't want glottis getting a boner. Laughing


With E3 we'll get revolution, ahem, wii shots, footage and every fucking thing we've wanted. Let's all post nintendo shots of every nintendo thing we can find. Then after that we'll change the topic. Let's not make it random! Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:19    Post subject:
wtf is up with nintendo anyways... the Wii? stupid fucking name ...


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:19    Post subject:


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:30    Post subject:
I so badly want to E3... but its too far for me.
I love the "Crysis - play it at e3 2006" thing Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:43    Post subject:
Yep e3 will day of pain and agony. IGNs downloads will be slow and so will gamespot. Doom to the man who wants to see the nintendo confrence.
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:45    Post subject:
gametrailers.com Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 22:54    Post subject:
weee C&C 3 info!


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PostPosted: Mon, 1st May 2006 23:05    Post subject:
PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...PS3...Wii...


...cant wait Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 00:37    Post subject:
NO FRIGGIN BOTH BABES AT THIS YEAR E3! IT WIL SUCK! Sad

(still looking forward to other stuff)


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 00:41    Post subject:
the booth babes never looked interesting,
random bitches from the street.


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fraich3




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 00:46    Post subject:
You serial ??

Even though i can see the reaspm for the decision from the E3 management, doesnt mean they wond be missed. And if booth babes are random bitches from the street, then i proably should check out the "street" alot more then i do Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 00:54    Post subject:
Dont worry there will still be babes there, just not openily screwing you in public O_o

That will have to take place in the potty.
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fraich3




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 01:02    Post subject:
If its not public, then were is the fun? [-_-]


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Blowjobs in the potty?
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 01:06    Post subject:
With people dressed as EQ charcters or giant pokemen animals O_O
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 02:49    Post subject:
Any idea for how to get an underaged person in?


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:00    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Any idea for how to get an underaged person in?
kirkblitz wrote:
Blowjobs in the potty?


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:09    Post subject:
Z0Bman wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Any idea for how to get an underaged person in?
kirkblitz wrote:
Blowjobs in the potty?


Thanks for volunteering. I'll go point out the guy you need to pleasure, and then find a free booth for the two of you.
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:11    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Z0Bman wrote:
tainted4ever wrote:
Any idea for how to get an underaged person in?


Thanks for volunteering. I'll go point out the guy you need to pleasure, and then find a free booth for the two of you.


I think they canned e3 booth babes. So it's pretty much now a g rated event. You can go in.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:15    Post subject:
look at the bottom of the page

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The Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) is not sponsored by or affiliated with E3 Corporation.

If you would like to visit the E3 Corporation homepage, click here ©2006 Electronic Entertainment Expo

E3 is a trade event and is not open to the general public. No one under the age of 18 will be admitted, including infants.


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:19    Post subject:
Hmmm. No can do.

You can put on high heels, buy a pass and walk in. Avoid all guards and shit Laughing

I dunno. I'm an expensive plane ticket away to check it out. I'll be watching G4TECHTV for vid coverage Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:23    Post subject:
I think passes are for media, and they ask for ID checks anyways. I don't know how they check it, but they catch a shitload of underage people every year with fake ID's... and its not fun to ride with the cops.

So I guess its up to Z0Bman.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 03:49    Post subject:
Laughing fake id's for a videogame event...Laughing

whatever happened to using a fake id to drink? Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 04:16    Post subject:
If you want to drink around here, you sit in front of the liquor store at around 10 PM and wait for a disreputable looking type to come by. Give him the cash, tell him to go buy it for you, and you usually let him keep the dollar or so of change.

Much better to do it that way, since fake id's go from 80-150 bucks, and are usually transparently bad.


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 04:56    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
If you want to drink around here, you sit in front of the liquor store at around 10 PM and wait for a disreputable looking type to come by. Give him the cash, tell him to go buy it for you, and you usually let him keep the dollar or so of change.

Much better to do it that way, since fake id's go from 80-150 bucks, and are usually transparently bad.


I went to an LCBO and these Koreans asked me to buy them beer. Hahahaha. I laughed in their face and went in to buy m'self a bottle of tequila Very Happy Very Happy I love that shit! In high school there was always the Russian with his brothers ID. Very Happy Bring in some coins and he'll buy you a bottle or two for lunch. Smile There's a beer store across my house. I also live near a high school... so y'know... if mates needed a place to drink... since the park was full of smokers... my flat was free and we'd just sit back and play Mario kart on super Nintendo for the entire lunch. Man. I miss high school.

SycoShaman, I remember while back my mate and I went out the night in the city to get some drinks. He was gonna drive home and I'm wasn'tworried. We got drunk couple days before at the bar above Colossus and drove me home fine. But on that night he forgot his fake id. It was a huge dissapointment. I got let in and such and he stood at the door waving his hands. Man. Sad If you're gonna buy fake ID... make sure you have it with you at all times Laughing


Edit - Topic changed since i got a busy day tomorrow. 9 days left.


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 05:53    Post subject:
Anyone know if its a federal crime to have a fake ID on you? It might be under identity theft, and I think that is a federal crime...


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 05:53    Post subject:
This reminds me of a hilarious incident from back when I was 15. Me and my friends had managed to get served for some alcohol from a dodgy corner shop, and we all got pleasently drunk. Of course, after this alcohol was consumed we wanted more. So we went back to the store and the person behind the counter had changed, whereas before it was an indian man, now it was a caucasian woman.

So because I looked the oldest I tried to get served and it didn't work. One of my friends then said he had a great idea. We followed him into the shop and kept our distance while he went up to the counter with a bottle of cider (I know:P).

The woman asked, " Are you 18?"
He replied "18 inches!" and then proceeded to flop his dick out.
She said " You wish"

Then we ran out the shop, pissing ourselves. He must have been way more drunk then we gave him credit for. What made it even more funny was that normally he was the most reserved out of the whole group. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 07:27    Post subject:
Its a game show, not a fucking strip club, be happy guys. More focus on the games.
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd May 2006 07:32    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Its a game show, not a fucking strip club, be happy guys. More focus on the games.


Its what made E3 the ultimate gamer conference filled with games and babes, so hell no!


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