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 Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 09:55 Post subject: PROCYONs sense of humour... |
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mkay... so im n old git lacking the understanding of modern humour....
anyways.. is it just me or was there a higher level back in "teh good ol' times" (it was always better back then, than it is now, eh?)
i recall NFOs with notes, greets, respects and kudos.... NFOs with witty humour, often hidden between the lines....
how debilated has one to be, to think others will smile bout lame joke-bot-quotes in the NFO?
HiV-jokes, antisemitic jokes, homophobe jokes... wtf quakenet kiddos on the run?
as i said recently.. teh whole net goes down since they invented www and let children play with it...
mkay, we had our twonks on fido, too, and the compuserve/aol times weren't all fun.. but ffs, wtf has it come to nowadays...
i gonna get drunk now, in memoriam better times.. a toast to fido and to friends long passed away.....
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Ankh
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 10:22 Post subject: |
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/agree
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 10:35 Post subject: |
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yeah, instead seeing "greetings to the honourable competition" we see the retarded procycon sturff.. thought it gives that group a unique "sytle"...
Per aspera ad astra
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 11:33 Post subject: |
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What can I say, kids are retarded anyway, but couple that natural retardation with a low IQ, and you get this.
http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=27224
Those comics pretty much sum up the state of the internet today.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 13:22 Post subject: |
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AM is right, i bet some of the teen members here laugh about PROCYONs nfos.
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 15:22 Post subject: |
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The jokes in their NFO´s are taken directly from bash.org.
And that short "NFO-style" their doing is a rip from the Xbox group DAGGER, but atleast i thought DAGGERS nfos where funny.
Really lame.
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2006 17:42 Post subject: |
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i liked dagger's nfos and i also do like procyons.
For me its satire on the state of the scene. No more, no less. And better than the retarded bitching about other groups we see in other nfos from time to time...
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Nov 2006 11:42 Post subject: |
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hi fags!
Ok lemme guess, already done playing Barnyard? Who isn't,
what a pile of shit! Damn and we also lost Gothic 3, life sucks.
But here is the game you all been waiting for!! (not)
DARK MESSIAH OF MIGHT & MAGIC by UBISOFT
Ok, fucking awesome game, it's a so called First-Person Action RPG!
No, not an 'RPG' like the ones who they use at war, those are cool.
'RPG' games are for people with NO LIFE AT ALL. Like WOW, that's
some RPG for lowlife nerds who are spending days (orly, yrly!) on
making a character grow in its world. So this is basicly the same
shit, but then offline, yeay!
This game features 'quests' where nerds can discover new things
which also excist in real life, such as a vagina, orgasms, and
other lowlifes inside the game.
Nerd behind the computer says:
'OMG WTF!!!)@)! is a VAGINA? ORGASM? LOWLIFES?'
Little lesson for our friendly nerd behind the computer:
Ok here it is, you ARE a lowlife, DONT have a vagina, and your
sort of people's word for an ORASM is 'monsterkill'. Yes, that's
right, a monsterkill will be the most close-to-real-sexual-orgasm-experience
the avarage game nerd will ever get.
So back to the game, you'll develop a character in single player,
and upgrade skills, like 'fighting' skills! HOWEVER! PLEASE DO NOT
TRY THESE FIGHTING SKILLS IN REAL LIFE SINCE POOR GAMER NERDS _WILL_
LOSE EVERY FIGHT THEY GET IN TO!
Ok when you totally 'pwned' the single player of this game, it's
time for a more sexual experience, ONLINE MODE. Now you can
enjoy this game in an oral way using teamspeak while 'monsterkilling'
one another. Example of what you will hear on teamspeak:
'OMFG OMFG LOSER!! N00B!!! YOU GOT PWNED!! CHEAT0R OMG !!@#! WOW
MONSTERKILL WOWOWOW I'M SO LEET! WOW GUYS CHECK THIS OUT, I'M PISSING
WHITE SHIT HERE'
Few minuts later... the pro-gamer is crying behind his teamspeak
'OMG I GOT KILLED FFS FUCK NOOB GRRR DIE!!! FUCK CANT SEE SHIT
HERE FFS, OMFG ENTIRE SCREEN COVERED IN WHITE SHIT FFS FFS'
Ok, now you know what an orgasm looks like for normal people.
Normal people most often get orgasms of fucking someone else of
the different sex. However, gamer-nerds will never get such experience.
You know what you are...
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Don't wanna get your entire monitor covered in shit, or be called
a lowlife or gamenerd? Simple solution: stop playing games, and sure
as hell DONT leech this game, it's dangerous. You'll never get laid
(again) if you leech it.
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install notes:
unpack,mount with dt4 all emu options on, install, use our included securom loader, play!
serial: =================================
ripper notes: the game only requires steam in multiplayer mode you can switch this mode
off at the installation wizard. Or if you are a nerd use our serial for MP
but just realise this can be blacklisted.
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We are the result of your laws.
We are the result of your democracy.
We are the result of your corruption.
We are PROCYON, bringing you only the finest quality!
 nice nfo.
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| Posted: Sat, 4th Nov 2006 14:03 Post subject: |
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why do all the nerds call other people nerds nowadays? so they won't sound nerdy?
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Nov 2006 22:23 Post subject: |
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| IpwnU wrote: | | why do all the nerds call other people nerds nowadays? so they won't sound nerdy? |
i guess it s their attempt at irony again |
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Parallax_
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 17:27 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | 1. Install
2. Crack
3. Play |
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| Quote: | 1. install
2. mount using DT
3. use loader/bypasser
4. play |
Yeah, installation instructions are soooooooooo useful. We've read it all 3819231 times before anyway.The only useful thing about nfos is if the game requires a serial. |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Nov 2006 17:38 Post subject: |
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| Parallax_ wrote: | | Quote: | 1. Install
2. Crack
3. Play |
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| Quote: | 1. install
2. mount using DT
3. use loader/bypasser
4. play |
Yeah, installation instructions are soooooooooo useful. We've read it all 3819231 times before anyway.The only useful thing about nfos is if the game requires a serial. |
well, you forgot keygens, patches, registry editing, firewall/hosts-file-instructions, procedural patching/editing/copying of files (like with steam-cracks by emporio and the like) and numerous more things that CAN and HAVE BEEN in nfos.
Not to mention instructions on game-rips and their unpacking peculiarities and addon-installation...
...so please spare us the nosey sarcasm and just accept nfos for what they are: Useful. Most of the time... |
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Nov 2006 13:22 Post subject: |
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i just get annoyed that they rip quotes from bash
its like kids on some channel saying the quotes and pretending they made it up
lame
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deelix
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Leishar
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Jenni
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 12:45 Post subject: |
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| Leishar wrote: | | They should make a new adult internet.. One that only adults could use, no more kids around! |
Hail to that. |
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Lutzifer
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 13:41 Post subject: |
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judging from what a skewed perspective Politicians and Adults have on the internet most of the time, i d rather have more n00bs, more n00ds and more immaturity. I ll cope just fine, i guess
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 19:17 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | | Leishar wrote: | | They should make a new adult internet.. One that only adults could use, no more kids around! |
Hail to that. |
That would really upset the pedophile population. |
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Jenni
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| Posted: Fri, 10th Nov 2006 19:49 Post subject: |
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Who cares. Paedophiles shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air as the rest of us.
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| Posted: Wed, 6th Dec 2006 19:15 Post subject: |
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| Jenni wrote: | | Who cares. Paedophiles shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air as the rest of us. |
what? so they get special unpolluted air?! i hardly think thats fair.
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| Posted: Thu, 7th Dec 2006 01:18 Post subject: |
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How ironic, that while discussing the state of humour on the internet; someone *cough*jenni*cough* doesn't get the generic "but that's unfair to pedos"+1 postcount reply; and replies herself as if the poster was serious, causing people in the audience to go whatever sound they would make when Michael Scott makes one of his infamous analogies:
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