Far Cry Trailer!!
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 14:34    Post subject: Far Cry Trailer!!
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 14:39    Post subject:
Saw this one earlier today - looks crap.


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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 15:23    Post subject:
at least it's not as boring as game itself, trailer that is

i just can't get over idea uw ballz directing [lol] something so won't bother as always
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 15:24    Post subject:
Exactly - he might succed at some point with a movie, but until I hear about a succesful movie I think id rather stay away from his trash.


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 15:31    Post subject:
Has he ever directed anything that made money?
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 16:21    Post subject:
WTF????

Since when theres Pine trees on a Tropical island?????

I have the original box in front of me and on the back it says "PARADISE GONE WRONG" this doesnt look like a fuckin paradise island. Fuckin Uwe Boll, cant even stick with the original set up of the game. Can someone please run over him with his car so he'll stop slaughtering good games into really bad movies?? Is that too much to ask???

I cant play House of the dead, Bloodrayne and Alone of the Dark anymore because of him. Just looking at the box cover i want to fuckin puke
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 17:00    Post subject:
holy crap this looks terrible... might consider watching it on late night tv if im bored...


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 17:05    Post subject:
Kommando wrote:

Since when theres Pine trees on a Tropical island?????

I have the original box in front of me and on the back it says "PARADISE GONE WRONG" this doesnt look like a fuckin paradise island. Fuckin Uwe Boll, cant even stick with the original set up of the game.


...since uwe got the rights to make it?

in regards to sticking to the actual story, i think for some reason when he got the rights to it, he basically could only use the far cry title and character names, but everything else he couldnt use... so really this isnt and was never going to BE a direct translation of the game...

...not that he still wouldnt have fucked up even if he DID have the right make a literal version of the game...


anyway, looks like shit but ill still see it - ill even have an open mind about it unlike most, but yeah... hopes are not high after seeing that trailer...

i doubt it'll top house of the dead though... i had such a great time watching that one Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 17:19    Post subject:
Kommando wrote:
WTF????

Since when theres Pine trees on a Tropical island?????

I have the original box in front of me and on the back it says "PARADISE GONE WRONG" this doesnt look like a fuckin paradise island. Fuckin Uwe Boll, cant even stick with the original set up of the game. Can someone please run over him with his car so he'll stop slaughtering good games into really bad movies?? Is that too much to ask???

I cant play House of the dead, Bloodrayne and Alone of the Dark anymore because of him. Just looking at the box cover i want to fuckin puke


he shoots this stuff near his country house in Germany, whaddyawant...
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 18:50    Post subject:
Vodka-Redbull wrote:
Kommando wrote:
WTF????

Since when theres Pine trees on a Tropical island?????

I have the original box in front of me and on the back it says "PARADISE GONE WRONG" this doesnt look like a fuckin paradise island. Fuckin Uwe Boll, cant even stick with the original set up of the game. Can someone please run over him with his car so he'll stop slaughtering good games into really bad movies?? Is that too much to ask???

I cant play House of the dead, Bloodrayne and Alone of the Dark anymore because of him. Just looking at the box cover i want to fuckin puke


he shoots this stuff near his country house in Germany, whaddyawant...


actually this was filmed in BC, Canada Wink
http://kotaku.com/gaming/needs-more-tara/uwe-boll-skips-tropics-filming-far-cry-incanada-258483.php

even house of the dead, alone in the dark, postal and in the name of the king, bloodrayne 2 were filmed in Canada as well Sad
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317676/locations
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369226/locations
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486640/locations
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460780/locations
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0896036/locations

edit, these two as well .. Seed and Heart of America ..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758781/locations
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0279037/locations

so apparently Mr. Boll has a hard-on for BC Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 19:46    Post subject:
Till Schweiger (BIIIIG! star in germany) as Jack Carver...NO WAY! I wont even bother to DL this crap!


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 20:30    Post subject:
I really don't get why Till is doing this piece of shit movie.
I really like him but I just don't get it...
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 20:59    Post subject:
Actually after seeing the trailer i decided that i'll have to watch the movie (my first Boll at free will) because i have to admit watching Udo Kier is kinda a guilty pleasure of mine Smile


wait... did i just share too much?
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 21:18    Post subject:
Perry Rhodan wrote:
Actually after seeing the trailer i decided that i'll have to watch the movie (my first Boll at free will) because i have to admit watching Udo Kier is kinda a guilty pleasure of mine Smile


wait... did i just share too much?


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Feb 2008 21:55    Post subject:
this guy must have a pot of gold somewhere and fuck all better to do with his time, he churns them out by the yard, the dick head!


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 02:34    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Was it just me or were there no palm trees at all in the trailer? Looked like they were fighting in a regular forest or something. lol

Fuck Uwe Boll though.


Uwe Boll probably never played a game that he made a movie about
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 02:53    Post subject:
WOW that looks bad.


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 03:35    Post subject:
I can't wait for it.


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 03:38    Post subject:
SirSmokesAlot wrote:
I can't wait for it.


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 12:54    Post subject:
WTF?! Even the writing in the trailer is crap.
"Based on the best selling PC game".

OF WHAT?
The year? Ever? In Germany?


Screw this Boll motherfucker, he's too bad to even be angry about...


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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 15:16    Post subject:
A few things that pissed me off.

1. Where abouts in the Far Cry game was there a Fat American acting like a colossal moron.

2. What is with the Shit dialogue, I know Far Cry wasn’t known for its clever dialogue but it wasn’t known for being totally stupid. E.g. the bed scene “is that your gun” its just a lame attempt at being funny.
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Feb 2008 18:14    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
Was it just me or were there no palm trees at all in the trailer? Looked like they were fighting in a regular forest or something


there are no palm trees in Vancouver Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Feb 2008 03:44    Post subject:
Okay, that trailer looks awful... just awful.



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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Feb 2008 15:26    Post subject:
Looking good Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th Feb 2008 17:44    Post subject:
I wouldn't have even dreamed of that bad movie, but... dear Lord, forgive Uwe for his pathetic attemts to create movies.


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