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  Topic: Bring back teh mammoth!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 19
Views: 2930

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Tue, 6th Dec 2011 10:57   Subject: Bring back teh mammoth!
our involvement in the extinction of species is as minute pouring a droplet of warm water into an ice cold bath. Laughing
Right, you are also a climate change denier I belief?

bit of both. I just don ...
  Topic: Life before the internet...
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 26
Views: 2374

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Mon, 5th Dec 2011 22:21   Subject: Life before the internet...
Just so you know... the toilet (and sewer system) is one of the biggest inventions ev0r. Trivia: even today 50% of the world's population has no access to toilets. I guess making a sewer is the main p ...
  Topic: Not getting paid
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 4
Views: 887

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Mon, 5th Dec 2011 18:55   Subject: Re: Not getting paid


/rant

let's see what I'm gonna rant about next...

Germany paying the bills of unproductive EU members Idea
  Topic: Toilet paper and the way we keep forgetting things...
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 16
Views: 1898

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Mon, 5th Dec 2011 18:53   Subject: Toilet paper and the way we keep forgetting things...
... and now it's too hard to get out again and fetch that toilet paper, eh? Cool Face

Hey at least our stores HAVE toilet paper mkay Very Happy
  Topic: Toilet paper and the way we keep forgetting things...
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 16
Views: 1898

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Mon, 5th Dec 2011 18:51   Subject: Re: Toilet paper and the way we keep forgetting things...
So I did some shopping this morning. I had programmed myself to buy new toilet paper. A hundred and fifty meters (add 10% for yards) away from the supermarket, I remembered it again, I need to buy toi ...
  Topic: Very interesting documentary on Low Energy Nuclear Revolutio
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 1
Views: 579

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Mon, 5th Dec 2011 16:04   Subject: Very interesting documentary on Low Energy Nuclear Revolutio
Cool stuff -- Safari is downloading the videoplayback.flv right now. I like to burn stuff on dvd and watch it on tv. But don't count on the Netherlands as we are populist territory now: we want subsid ...
  Topic: Bring back teh mammoth!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 19
Views: 2930

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Mon, 5th Dec 2011 16:02   Subject: Bring back teh mammoth!
We have mammoth sized fatties today...?
  Topic: What the flying fuck has happened to my Youtube?!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 30
Views: 3009

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Sun, 4th Dec 2011 22:21   Subject: What the flying fuck has happened to my Youtube?!
Looked pretty cool to me the new layout.
  Topic: The shit we have to put up with Leo ...
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 13
Views: 1650

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Sun, 4th Dec 2011 17:56   Subject: The shit we have to put up with Leo ...
these baby avatars are creepy wtf

Crawling with pedos in here methinks Very Happy
  Topic: The Epic-thread!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 78756
Views: 5327682

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Sat, 3rd Dec 2011 20:14   Subject: The Epic-thread!
Enceladus (moon of Saturn)

http://i.imgur.com/xDu71.jpg

That's sure to clog the toilet
  Topic: Fuckkk Paypal Limited in a crucial time!!!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 11
Views: 1368

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Sat, 3rd Dec 2011 15:15   Subject: Fuckkk Paypal Limited in a crucial time!!!
Relax mate your in the fucking caribbean! Play some Sid Meiers Pirates! and rob yourself blind!

But your busy buying car parts!? Your doing it wrong!!

Caribbean, isn't that about getting drunk ...
  Topic: -6hrs difference!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 25
Views: 2654

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Fri, 2nd Dec 2011 16:38   Subject: -6hrs difference!
A real man takes short powernaps. Sleep is for babies, old people and pussies.

Que? Old geezers sleep in the afternoon! Seems to me normal 8 hours of sleep during the night is the basis for a produ ...
  Topic: -6hrs difference!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 25
Views: 2654

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Fri, 2nd Dec 2011 15:31   Subject: -6hrs difference!
rather than bitching about it, wake up earlier.

I like your hard man attitude... but biorhythm has a mind of it's own. You travel to other side of the globe to Dutch swamp, you'll be wrecked the fi ...
  Topic: Store in my town is selling this :)
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 148
Views: 12227

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Wed, 30th Nov 2011 23:37   Subject: Re: Store in my town is selling this :)
http://i.imgur.com/Aon3K.jpg

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs36/f/2008/278/8/7/Barret_50cal__Sniper_Rifle_by_lucariofan666.jpg


Perfectly legal for anyone who can buy a firearm to purchase in my ...
  Topic: I love my alarm clock
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 36
Views: 3642

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Wed, 30th Nov 2011 23:35   Subject: I love my alarm clock
hahaha ixi

well done Very Happy

Yeah you live in a little paradise... even though it's stolen from the original owners, the Maori! Perhaps a surprising flipside to my enlightened racism: don't steal oth ...
  Topic: Cute dog/ puppy thread
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 230
Views: 26676

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Wed, 30th Nov 2011 23:29   Subject: Cute dog/ puppy thread
My 2 doggies again:

Ferdinand is getting a bit calmer and seems to enjoy life more and more every day which is great! He has even started playing a little with toys and us and Tulle! Smile Smile

http: ...
  Topic: Karma Doesn't Exist
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 18
Views: 2140

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Wed, 30th Nov 2011 20:53   Subject: Karma Doesn't Exist
Karma what? Don't know what it is grinhurt
  Topic: holy carps
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 15
Views: 1853

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Wed, 30th Nov 2011 00:56   Subject: holy carps
How much does that set you back monthly?
67. That's the internet, phone (with free calls to other Ziggo subscribers, which is almost everyone I know) and TV. TV is with all the HD channels as standar ...
  Topic: Half-Life Origins: Live Action Trailer
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 13
Views: 1278

PostForum: Jokes, Stories, Quotes, Web games, Cool Links   Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 20:18   Subject: Half-Life Origins: Live Action Trailer
Fuck that klunky HEV suit, IRON MAN SUIT FTW!!
  Topic: holy carps
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 15
Views: 1853

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Tue, 29th Nov 2011 20:11   Subject: holy carps
Welcome back... it sucks to be without internet Sad

marry the webz you'll never be without it Exclamation
  Topic: A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 25
Views: 2372

PostForum: The Useless Void   Posted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 23:58   Subject: A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar.
pedo alert
http://images.fok.nl/upload/060531_272_aberg-nvd.jpg
  Topic: Pirated software hard drive on display as art
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 10
Views: 1209

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 22:45   Subject: Pirated software hard drive on display as art
If the disk were pedo I bet it would not be artsy anymore
Philosopheraptor
  Topic: [NDS] 3DS
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 922
Views: 111248

PostForum: It's a HandHeld World   Posted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 18:08   Subject: [NDS] 3DS
Still have to play 100 NDS games so the 3DS will have to wait. BUT... 3DS is backwards compatible.
  Topic: The "Make More Derps" Thread!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 66
Views: 5742

PostForum: General chatter   Posted: Mon, 28th Nov 2011 16:41   Subject: The "Make More Derps" Thread!
What about PEDO DERP I suggested? Use Dutch pedo politician for inspiration:

http://dominicanewsonline.com/dno/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/van-berg.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3510/407814104 ...
  Topic: Fucking cats!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 25
Views: 2713

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 20:58   Subject: Re: Fucking cats!
I need to keep my bedroom window open or else the room smells like shit. I hate the smell in rooms after sleeping. Problem is, there is this one cat that jumps in my window all the fucking time and wa ...
  Topic: Fluuuu
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 19
Views: 2271

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:12   Subject: Fluuuu
rofl: I acknowledge that this was not the place to take a shot at what I perceive as your closet racism. If you pull your pants down and bend over, however, you can't be too surprised when someone goe ...
  Topic: Fucking cats!
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 25
Views: 2713

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Sun, 27th Nov 2011 15:10   Subject: Re: Fucking cats!
I need to keep my bedroom window open or else the room smells like shit. I hate the smell in rooms after sleeping. Problem is, there is this one cat that jumps in my window all the fucking time and wa ...
  Topic: [NDS] Touch! Kirby's Magic Paintbrush
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 5
Views: 877

PostForum: It's a HandHeld World   Posted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 21:57   Subject: [NDS] Touch! Kirby's Magic Paintbrush
Liked this thing a lot Very Happy
  Topic: Fluuuu
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 19
Views: 2271

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Sat, 26th Nov 2011 20:14   Subject: Fluuuu
Yes I know I'm beginning to look like Adolf Hitler with the vegetarian abstinence thing.

-no drink
-no meat
-no smoke
-no worries

You whole "I won't say that africans are lazy because that'd ...
  Topic: Fluuuu
Rofl_Mao

Replies: 19
Views: 2271

PostForum: The Bitching Session   Posted: Thu, 24th Nov 2011 19:24   Subject: Fluuuu
Exclamation you don't even drink beer or wine?? Shocked

Er, no? Simple reason I think it just tastes like piss. Don't know why but I think the aroma and taste of liquor is offensive. Not to motherfucking ...
 
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