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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 10:34    Post subject: fuck
just woke up in the hospital...

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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 10:43    Post subject:
Shocked
But why Janz.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 10:52    Post subject:
That's not good. Sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 11:01    Post subject:
dunno why, was on a birthday yesterday. havent had that much of drinks and beer,a friend just picked my up from the hospital. she said i suddenly fell over,banged my head and wasnt responding so they called an ambulance (very early, was about midnight i think). the doc said this morning my thyroid values were very bad ("only" 1,6 per mille, so thats most likely not the reason,as i said only a few beers and 3-4 light cocktails with not that much of rum, not even close to my limits),have to get that checked tomorrow by my family doctor (which i have to find a new one cause my old one closed his office...). i even remember everything (about 10-20min lacking were i fell over, but besides that i can remember everything, even tried to release myself from the hospital at 2 am Very Happy ,the doc said bad idea,she was most likely right, i smelled like a bum. time to clean my jacket, its full of, ehm , puke...)

on the positive side: first time ever i had to go to the hospital, atleast thats done now in the age of 30 just hoping the bill isnt that high...dont have any spare money atm, dunno what the insurance pays. they could be nice and say the first time delivery into the hospital is free Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 11:03    Post subject:
At least nothing too bad. Very Happy

Maybe ask the friend for a nice happy ending now after this experience.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 11:09    Post subject:
Very Happy i could try Wink

na gonna call her later,promised her to do that after getting clean and napping again a few hours. have atleast to do something cause she was so nice to drive to the city to pick me up now from the hospital, think she left the party @ 4am, so technically she wasnt even allowed to drive with that much alc intus. she even said seh would make breakfast but i refused politely, think if i would eat now i would puke instantly (though it would be a nice variety, normally i have to hold her when she pukes Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 11:13    Post subject:
Well here in the Netherlands you got to pay for the ride (ambulance).

Edit: And that is not true unless, it was a fake ride.
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Janz




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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 11:15    Post subject:
yes i know, its about 500 bucks... 15 years ago when a friend needed one he had not to pay it,dunno how its now. i will see in the next days, in the worst case the gfx update has to wait... but i can understand the other guys calling it, 4-5 of them are policemen, they know what they are doing
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 11:15    Post subject:
Sheesh man, get checked and get well soon!
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 13:09    Post subject:
I guess normally you wouldn't have to pay anything, maybe 10€ per day in the hospital or something like that?

Oh and Gute Besserung of course Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 13:09    Post subject:
Janz Hangover: Extreme Edition Mr. Green

Glad you're fine though
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 13:10    Post subject:
^Macrosoft Edition. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 13:22    Post subject:
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But maybe get that shit checked men, blacking out like that... Neutral


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 14:11    Post subject:
One has to ask, what is a few beers to janz? litteral or is this some janz unique ^100 type of thing Very Happy, just pushing the fact he had very few beers in the first output of his sentence makes me wonder. Laughing

Being dutch does not add much credibility regarding how much they love their weed and booze. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 14:16    Post subject:
Eh, he is german not dutch.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 14:19    Post subject:
haha, what's even worse than waking up in a hospital and not knowing you puked all over yourself? Someone thinking you are dutch! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 14:50    Post subject:
Well waking up in a hospital might be cool.
Puking all over yourself not so.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 17:03    Post subject:
Someone probably slipped something in your drink. Have you checked your anus?
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 17:07    Post subject:
^
Something white and sticky was dripping out.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 17:22    Post subject:
The worst I have ever done/encountered after some drinks too many:
Policemen waking me up. I was unconscious and apparently I had fallen flat on my face.
I had a wound above me right eye and some blood had dripped from me right ear.
It was night, I very well remember the swirling lights of the police car.
They gave me the option to either get arrested or go to the hospital.
In the hospital the doctor and assistant kept saying how horrible it was (me being totally drunk).
I hope that helps a little, Janz.
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 17:52    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
the doc said this morning my thyroid values were very bad ("only" 1,6 per mille, so thats most likely not the reason,as i said only a few beers and 3-4 light cocktails with not that much of rum, not even close to my limits)

I think you mean that (thyroid) could be the reason?
But I think if you puked it means you had too much (or didn't eat properly before)...

I only passed out once from mixing too much weed and wine and eating too much, my blood pressure was too low because of digestion I think, I remember slowly blacking out (had time to announce it and sit on the floor Laughing), then nothing for 20 minutes, woke up and puked my guts out... but I was fine after that, people wouldn't let me drink or smoke anymore tho Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 17:56    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
One has to ask, what is a few beers to janz? litteral or is this some janz unique ^100 type of thing Very Happy, just pushing the fact he had very few beers in the first output of his sentence makes me wonder. Laughing


dunno,not much means 6-7-8 small bottles, but in a period of 5-6 hours. and 3-4 caipirinhas with very little amount of rum in it. thats not a really small amount but with eating in between and over that period of time thats nothing that would waste me

TSR69 wrote:
Well waking up in a hospital might be cool.
Puking all over yourself not so.

not completely Wink my coat and my shirt got some on it,though i smelled like a bum.a friend brought me my scarf now which i left there,or which they took from me after i fell dunno, nothing on it Razz but smelly too. already throw everything in the washing machine

VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Someone probably slipped something in your drink. Have you checked your anus?

naa, private party on a closed area.only family and friends

but i came to the conclusion -> it might have something to do with the actual super supermoon. you might remember my thread about fullmoon and my personal sleep problems during that time. ok its very far fetched but i wouldnt exclude that completely

edit: @invasor: have eaten properly, not that much over the day but 2-3 buns and on the party two buns with schnitzel on it and salat n stuff. and yes maybe the thyroid, can be the reason for many stuff (atleast whats wikipedia says, i wont google any further. otherwise i would come to the conclusion i would have superaids or sth like that Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 18:16    Post subject:
FFS dude: you. are. not. a. werewolf.

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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 18:26    Post subject:
yes thyroid problems can be simple or complex, get it checked even if it's probably nothing to worry...
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 22:43    Post subject:
Error Code 0x8007044, Janz not found
We're getting old, we must accept the fact that drinking as much as we used to produces exponentially more devastating effects Sad Laughing

All kidding aside, happy to hear that your vintage Windows 1.0 from the mid 80s was fully recovered and fixed! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 23:11    Post subject:
well if your not producing enough thyroid hormones its possible for you to go into a coma eventually, probably best to see an endocrinologist.


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PostPosted: Sun, 13th Nov 2016 23:18    Post subject:
gonna visit a doc tomorrow,atleast i try. as i said my normal doctor closed his office, have to go to another one. have one in my street but i dont like him Razz know another one,he is in my tennisclub aswell and i know him since 20 years. maybe he just slips me through without waiting etc or does it a few min before he reopens the office after lunch. we will see
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 00:18    Post subject:
Maybe your brain overloaded, with all that Telemetry, and caused a blackout Mr. Green Mr. Green

Glad you seem to be OK though
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 00:22    Post subject:
Tennis.

That explains a lot actually Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 00:28    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Someone probably slipped something in your drink. Have you checked your anus?

naa, private party on a closed area.only family and friends


Private party in a closed area? Dude, some uncle may have buttsexed you, does it hurt when you sit or when you shit?
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