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Posted: Fri, 15th Jan 2021 22:20 Post subject: the EPIC BREAD thread |
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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2021 09:58 Post subject: |
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lol guys, please only serious submissions. You call that crap bread?!
In germany we bake 3.000 varieties of bread every single day!
SCHLAAAAND!
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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2021 13:28 Post subject: |
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DXWarlock wrote: | Damn hate to stop the thread on the first page..
But best bread ever made, Marbled Rye:
No reason to post anymore bread, we found the best bread to ever grace mankind's lips in 6 posts. Good work guys! | That's like a cake around here bro xD
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Garlic bread!  | Now we're talking 
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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2021 15:05 Post subject: |
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Do you have Brötchen in your countries? And if not, why are you like that ?!
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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2021 16:20 Post subject: |
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You don't tell me what I have to dA FUQ?! BANNED!!!
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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2021 16:51 Post subject: |
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LOL
Fine I'm not sharing any of my loaf of wonder bread with any of you!
My parents use to buy that bread. Remember the joke as a kid with friends: Its called that because you wonder if it counts as bread, or if its even legally considered food.
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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2021 22:04 Post subject: |
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couleur wrote: | hon hon hon, a thread about bread but no baguette, mais c'est une honte!
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hmmmm brgruett <3
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Posted: Tue, 19th Jan 2021 22:11 Post subject: |
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I can't do baguettes.
Either its I've never had a good one in the US...or something.
They are always too 'dense' and outside too much crunch for my like. All the ones I have tried in the US, even at 'fancy' French restaurants here have the texture and chewability of the outside edge of pizza crust. You can't bite through it without some effort, and more bite down most the way and rip/tear a piece off with your teeth than bite through it.
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Sin317 wrote: | I can assure you, you have indeed never had a real baguette. And in the US you probably never had real bread, period  |
Looks like you forgot there are bakeries all over the world. You should stick to youtube, not lecturing people.
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couleur wrote: | Frant wrote: | A real nice, juicy and tasty sourdough bread with a nice flour-covered crust, still slightly warm from the oven, with some butter.. don't need anything else.. soooo tasty.
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From your description I can somehow imagine this actually being good, but it will never not remind me of a week in a german hospital with a broken leg. |
I don't know how that leg broke, but I know how the other one will break if you don't shut your whore mouth! IT IS NEVER NOT DELICIOUS!
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Bitches. You make a bread thread and not one home made bread picture. Fuuuuuuuucking laaaaame.
I went through a bread baking phase beginning of the pandemic. Watching yeast grow. Watching dough grow. 3 hours of work for 15 minutes of amazing sandwiches.
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@WaldoJ Cool story brøther, so where is the pic?
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Posted: Wed, 20th Jan 2021 08:03 Post subject: |
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~ You are not yourself when you are hungry. Eat some bread dude. - PA ~
He is like stale bread.
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