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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Oct 2006 19:46    Post subject:
heh ok over 16


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Oct 2006 19:49    Post subject:
Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th Oct 2006 19:53    Post subject:
O_o


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Oct 2006 04:22    Post subject:
*Ducks under snob vs non snob argument*

So glad I went out now. It was a call between spending the night in and plying COD2 mp or... going out with 2 female work colleagues. Hard call but I told myself that Friday comes along but once a week.

Anyway... the amount of chicks that dig you when you're with 2 fit hotties is great Very Happy
We are just friends (as I have a girlfriend) but it was a good night. I'm drunk: over & out.
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Oct 2006 04:54    Post subject:
actually i just said i met a girl at the dealership. then was asked about the car.
didnt even mean for the car to be brought up.


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Oct 2006 10:39    Post subject:
the chick my girlfriend almost killed Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Oct 2006 21:29    Post subject:
So it's all good? You don't like me. I don't like you. Agree to disagree type thing? Very Happy


@topic. I was outside barefoot standing by the door waiting for a friend to bring me some aspirin. And this girl walked by and she kept looking at me. I wanted to say something, but I realized how repulsive I am. She just must’ve been so shocked she couldn't turn away. Laughing

No wonder I'm so attractive on the subway. The book is hiding my face! Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Oct 2006 23:12    Post subject:
It's all about the internet. The ones who makes the most fuss on the internet, are often the ones who are most insecure irl probably.

@topic

ehh.. one of my ex-girlfriends best friend, she gave me a blowjob later on. Very Happy But now I have a guilty conscience. Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Oct 2006 23:15    Post subject:
heh!!! best topic's check out!!!!! Laughing
nice best friend she got!! Very Happy Very Happy turn that guilty conscience away man!
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Oct 2006 23:16    Post subject:
Unauthorized wrote:
ehh.. one of my ex-girlfriends best friend, she gave me a blowjob later on. Very Happy But now I have a guilty conscience. Sad


.. and std's..
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:16    Post subject:
Saturday night at the club. I had two girls hit on me. they were attractive and nice but..meh, i wasnt in the mood, just wanted to chill and not play the dating game you know?
Flattering tho


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:23    Post subject:
I want to be you soo much Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:26    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I want to be you soo much Sad


Why would you say that?

And no you dont man. Im not a lucky person at all. Things rarely go the way I want them to...and i have numerous problems and bad habits.

You should aspire to be the best you can for youself

I given up on that but your only 20 so its all good Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:29    Post subject:
I had my mates sister come on to me this saturday. She's really hot, and actually quite a cool person. I was flattered but for the sake of my friendship I left it well alone. We've been mates for years, it's not something I want to jeopardise. Besides, I know what he did to this other lad who tried it on with her. Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:39    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Why would you say that?


Sad you got the looks I want. I'm "handsome". "Cute". "Adorable". I'm never sexy Sad Crying or Very sad women have to be super drunk to flirt with me Sad I think. Sad

AM, you lucky dog you Very Happy It's a bitch that you end up thinking about your friendship. It sucks being a good guy Razz Should've done it though. IF your mate respects you, he knows you're a good thing for his sis. ANd he'll be lucky that it's you treatin' her right and not some dog off the street he doesn't know. Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 03:54    Post subject:
Dude, Im not sexy at all. I mean, yeah, women ive been with have thought that as they were attracted to me...but its not like im one of those guys who turns heads you know?

I get handsome stuff to. Not cute or adorable tho. Ive been told i have 'rugged good looks'. Im not a pretty boy at all.

And trust me, 9 times outta 10, the girl hittin on me isnt worth much more than a one nighter. Pure hood rats and club rats and shit.

Its not like i have hot, intelligent, grounded, independent, mature women hittin on me. Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:20    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Why would you say that?


Sad you got the looks I want. I'm "handsome". "Cute". "Adorable". I'm never sexy Sad Crying or Very sad women have to be super drunk to flirt with me Sad I think. Sad

AM, you lucky dog you Very Happy It's a bitch that you end up thinking about your friendship. It sucks being a good guy Razz Should've done it though. IF your mate respects you, he knows you're a good thing for his sis. ANd he'll be lucky that it's you treatin' her right and not some dog off the street he doesn't know. Razz


AM

I totally agree with waldo. If you are a decent guy your friend should be happy it is you. You just can't tell him what you do with her.

If I was the sister, I would be soo pissed off at my brother interfering with my dating life. I would threaten to clean the toilet with his toothbrush.
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:22    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Dude, Im not sexy at all. I mean, yeah, women ive been with have thought that as they were attracted to me...but its not like im one of those guys who turns heads you know?

I get handsome stuff to. Not cute or adorable tho. Ive been told i have 'rugged good looks'. Im not a pretty boy at all.

And trust me, 9 times outta 10, the girl hittin on me isnt worth much more than a one nighter. Pure hood rats and club rats and shit.

Its not like i have hot, intelligent, grounded, independent, mature women hittin on me. Sad


You need to go where these women hang out, then they will be hitting on you.
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:26    Post subject:
hmmm, syco, you remember me Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck Laughing

WaldoJ, its not how ugly a guy can find himself, its about acctitude. If you feel uncomfortable with yourself, then you expose so in your karma... and girls can smell it. Fear, cowardness... you have to let it pass. Trust me, it comes with the age and some experience. Go, look at the disco at the most Playboy guy there, watch its acctitudes, his gest among the chicks... maybe you can learn something, or, just be yourself... and i really think you aren't that ugly mate... como'n. Develope you Charm!!! Play the role!! Kill the beast!!! Fuck the Girl!!!
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:29    Post subject:
Hey Pistol!!!

cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush!!! that's new for me!!!
have you done that to some person???
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:39    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Dude, Im not sexy at all. I mean, yeah, women ive been with have thought that as they were attracted to me...but its not like im one of those guys who turns heads you know?

I get handsome stuff to. Not cute or adorable tho. Ive been told i have 'rugged good looks'. Im not a pretty boy at all.

And trust me, 9 times outta 10, the girl hittin on me isnt worth much more than a one nighter. Pure hood rats and club rats and shit.

Its not like i have hot, intelligent, grounded, independent, mature women hittin on me. Sad


You need to go where these women hang out, then they will be hitting on you.


where do those types of women hang out? Confused
besides whistler Smile

@kum

Who's Christian Troy?


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:42    Post subject:
Its funny to see how much action some people get. Me? Nothing. Ends up being too much of a headache (and my face is ugly enough to be a modern art masterpiece Sad )

But I'm happy. Sports and pyrotechnics seem to replace sex quite well in my life Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:46    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
Hey Pistol!!!

cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush!!! that's new for me!!!
have you done that to some person???



No I haven't and I wouldn't ever do that. I would sit him down and say I know what you are doing, listen to whatever excuses he had, they always have excuses. I wouldn't respond to any of them. Then I would kindly invite him to LEAVE.

I almost did something really bad once but I didn't. He had kids. He was a shit head of a father. Once in a couple of months the kids were over at his place.

I think what goes around comes around. Let nature take it's course. Best revenge is to live a good life and to simply not think of that person any longer.


I know a nurse who did. She caught her husband cheating on her. She put a key logger on the computer and intercepted messages to meet up for sex, about how the sex was good. She stopped having sex with him, continued to be nice to him, meanwhile washing the toilet every day with his toothbrush. She went right under that rim. She said she had the cleanest toilet ever.

Anyway the guy ended up with a mouth full of open sores. His doctor made him go for an AIDS test too.
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:50    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
kumkss wrote:
Hey Pistol!!!

cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush!!! that's new for me!!!
have you done that to some person???



No I haven't and I wouldn't ever do that. I would sit him down and say I know what you are doing, listen to whatever excuses he had, they always have excuses. I wouldn't respond to any of them. Then I would kindly invite him to LEAVE.

I almost did something really bad once but I didn't. He had kids. He was a shit head of a father. Once in a couple of months the kids were over at his place.

I think what goes around comes around. Let nature take it's course. Best revenge is to live a good life and to simply not think of that person any longer.


I know a nurse who did. She caught her husband cheating on her. She put a key logger on the computer and intercepted messages to meet up for sex, about how the sex was good. She stopped having sex with him, continued to be nice to him, meanwhile washing the toilet every day with his toothbrush. She went right under that rim. She said she had the cleanest toilet ever.

Anyway the guy ended up with a mouth full of open sores. His doctor made him go for an AIDS test too.


Awsome. I needed just that idea. Got bathroom access to a guy I really really hate Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 04:54    Post subject:
ouch!!!. i agree. one has to conduct himself in life in an ethical way. bad acts come always back to the person that do them.

@Syco, Christian Troy is one of the main characters of the tv series Nip/Tuck, whos a handsome guy that ends every time in bed with some brainless hottie. Well, the character is far more complex.
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 05:02    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
ouch!!!. i agree. one has to conduct himself in life in an ethical way. bad acts come always back to the person that do them.

@Syco, Christian Troy is one of the main characters of the tv series Nip/Tuck, whos a handsome guy that ends every time in bed with some brainless hottie. Well, the character is far more complex.


he sounds like a pretty boy Laughing im not pretty boy


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 05:05    Post subject:
hmm? you wear that red mask everywhere? Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 05:07    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
hmm? you wear that red mask everywhere? Laughing


yep Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 05:14    Post subject:
Smile i comprehend you. i usualy go out with the girl too Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th Oct 2006 05:31    Post subject:
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WaldoJ, its not how ugly a guy can find himself, its about acctitude. If you feel uncomfortable with yourself, then you expose so in your karma... and girls can smell it. Fear, cowardness... you have to let it pass. Trust me, it comes with the age and some experience. Go, look at the disco at the most Playboy guy there, watch its acctitudes, his gest among the chicks... maybe you can learn something, or, just be yourself... and i really think you aren't that ugly mate... como'n. Develope you Charm!!! Play the role!! Kill the beast!!! Fuck the Girl!!!


Razz Laughing I can ask a girl out. No problem. The problem is that she don't like me much Razz Smile Being pretty is part of it. Razz And pretty I ain't. You gotta have the looks and then have the charm. Before you open your mouth the girl looks at you and then sees if she wants to listen. If you're not much to look at, you can have Aaron Eckhart's charisma in Thank you for smoking, and it still won't help Razz Sad

Y’know what I mean? You gots to be attractive. I get pity compliments. I do. I’m used to them. But really… I want to meet at least one super honest girl who’ll tell me everything I need to change so I can be attractive. Being yourself sucks when you gotta buy a new mirror every morning.


And syco, you still get the looks / stares Very Happy what do I get? quick glances Sad Crying or Very sad


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