I HAVE NO FRIENDS!
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 05:44    Post subject:
I love you in the same kinda way I love my grandma Pistolshrimp.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Mar 2008 15:05    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
I love you in the same kinda way I love my grandma Pistolshrimp.


Your poor grandma. Shocked


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 02:56    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
I love you in the same kinda way I love my grandma Pistolshrimp.



Thanks You made my day. My grandma was the bestest of people ever. I would be honoured if someone loved me like her. I would never want to be an icon internet sex symbol. (expect maybe a tiny tiny bit) Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 09:32    Post subject:
Grandmothers FTW. They make good food and are always in a good mood. Well im sure there are other kinds of grandmothers too.

In Norway we call them: "Bestemor" witch means best mother ^^
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 11:23    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Grandmothers FTW. They make good food


eating grandmothers? Shocked


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 11:30    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
deelix wrote:
Grandmothers FTW. They make good food


eating grandmothers? Shocked
they make... Razz
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2008 15:06    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
WTF dude, classes with only or mostly girls is like heaven!


No its not man. You would think it would be cool to have girls all around but I hate it I have nothing in common wit anybody. And its just like I dont even belong there. Thats why Ive never even been to the cafeteria yet. I eat a small bag of chips from the vending machine when im starving. This is like hell


i would be passing out my number like crazy, dont be a puss, go get some puss....
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Apr 2008 01:50    Post subject:
btw; totally of topic, the sequel of my story i told you guys earlier

spankie wrote:
talk to a youger chick, impress her. She will go 'blablablabl' to her friends, and you will have more friends in no time... Wink

I never had a problem finding friends, but this year is insane. Im graduating my master this year and i met some hot hot hot 18yr old 1st year girls this year. You talk to them for like 10 mins and they think you are cool because you start working next year etc. Explain me why that is cool, but they think it is cool

I talked to them 10 mins, gave my number, you know the drill:p

And 2 days later she stared calling me, "I want to go dancing with you", so we went out. Me, she and couple of her hot hot hot friends. And they were dancing with me like those negro RnB music clips. I had a boner for 5h i think

Couple of weeks later, we started to know eachother etc. And she wants to come over to sleep here with her girlfriends etc. She wants to come over to play on the Wii, she wants to do drinking games here etc. Really cool group of girls. And they pay all their drinks themselves, they dont want anyone to pay for them. Isn't that amazing Laughing

And in reality, i am not that super cool But I have a Wii, and i can drink a lot and i am 23.

So if i can do that, you can do that. Wink


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Dude, if thats true, you are a true PIMP

You could have yourself a Wii sex fest in the making there




i told you she was an easy slut... apparently my best friend has been fucking her for the past 6 weeks, although she still has a bf (hehe im stupid, i didnt make a move because i knew she still had a bf, she was acting like a slut, but i have my principles as well...)

This is way too funny, especially because now i have to pay him 50 beers because of a bet i made with him (i promised him the beer if he did it while she still had a bf, i told her about the bet and she said he had a 1% chance... looks like she needs some math lesson:p) If he can take a picture of her while doing it, i have to give him 100 beers. Oh and i told her about the bet and she was proud she was worth so much.

Dude, i dont understand those girls She still comes to my place to sleep over and dances like a slut with me (and all my other friends), and she tells me in details what she does with the guy and where and how many times. Why didnt i meet girls like that a bit earlier, im graduating my master this year Crying or Very sad no more 1st year slutties Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 04:35    Post subject:
@spankie
sounds like a winner.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 06:12    Post subject:
Screw this crap. Tomorrows Im talking to anybody I see in my classroom. Il see how it works out.



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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 19:52    Post subject:
OMFG I talked to a girl today

But not in the class I was planning to talk to one. My first class I didnt talk to anybody but in my second class (which is in an auditorium), this girl who used to be in my English class last semester, came up to me and was like hay blah blah blah and sat next to me and then we just started about anything. And then after class she was just talking about random stuff.

She was telling how she did bad on the previous exam and was like "we should start a study group and study in the library or something and then after class was over she started followin me around. I was like "what class do you have now?" and she was like "I dunno Im following you" And then she followed me all the way to the other building which is actually kinda of a long walk but then I had to go home lol so I guess Il see her tommorow.

It was pretty cool!!!!!!Very Happy Very Happy



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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 20:06    Post subject:
sounds good. How many chins did she have?


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 20:15    Post subject:
Unfortunate she only has one chin lol it would be cool if she was a little thicker but at this point, Im not gonna complain. Im gonna try to get closer to her (friend-wise) over the next few days and then try to meet HER friends and maybe one of them might be plus size Smile



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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 20:16    Post subject:
Laughing good luck with that


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 21:07    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
OMFG I talked to a girl today

But not in the class I was planning to talk to one. My first class I didnt talk to anybody but in my second class (which is in an auditorium), this girl who used to be in my English class last semester, came up to me and was like hay blah blah blah and sat next to me and then we just started about anything. And then after class she was just talking about random stuff.

She was telling how she did bad on the previous exam and was like "we should start a study group and study in the library or something and then after class was over she started followin me around. I was like "what class do you have now?" and she was like "I dunno Im following you" And then she followed me all the way to the other building which is actually kinda of a long walk but then I had to go home lol so I guess Il see her tommorow.

It was pretty cool!!!!!!Very Happy Very Happy


Well, good for you Laughing

Things are starting to happen now, just keep this up even if you fail befriending here or anything just try to get other friends.

Anyways good luck Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Apr 2008 23:02    Post subject:
Thank you Smile

I will try my best to befriend her within the next few days.



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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Apr 2008 03:21    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
Unfortunate she only has one chin lol it would be cool if she was a little thicker but at this point, Im not gonna complain. Im gonna try to get closer to her (friend-wise) over the next few days and then try to meet HER friends and maybe one of them might be plus size Smile


you should decide really early if you want to be a friend friend or a friend that could lead to a relationship. Because if you are a friend friend, you shouldnt try anything, because you won't make a chance because she sees you as a friend, if you want her in a relationship, you have to give some subtle hints that you might want something more as a friend.

Of course, if you both are real soulmates, you will find each other anyway, but most girls you have as a normal friend will be offended if you try something after quite a while Wink

So just decide and stick to your early judgement, 'it feels like a friend' or 'whooohhooo chemistry, feels like something more'. And she might talk about earlier boyfriends, and probably talk shit about them and complain, then you know you fall in the 'friend' category, it doesnt mean you should try something, trust me Rolling Eyes hehe

Oh yeah, good luck with the girls, once you get used to it, you will realise they are human beings that eat and take a crap once in a while, just as you. So no need to feel scared or feel intimidated Wink
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Apr 2008 20:14    Post subject:
@timechange01

The best way to get girls is to get older.. hehe.. sry but it's true. Wink
If you keep trying you'll eventually land some so so ladies which will improve your confidence by orders of magnitude. Add that to the fact (well in my mind anyway) that most guys look better as they get older and you're set. Btw I'm talking from teenager/20ies to 25+ or so..
I'm 28 and more broke than ever, so it's not my bank account that gets 'em hooked. I'm also very immature and not that stable/reliable.. but just exuding confidence and having a good sense of humor will go a helluva long way. Oh, and never be a jerk. That might work for a while, ppl might mistake it for confidence but they'll see through it soon enough.
So hang in there man! It'll get much better as you get older, as you seem to be willing to fight your shy nature as I once had to do. It's a long hard process but DAMN it's worth it! Smile

btw, most things mentioned above are true for getting friends as well. Hope you know which ones or yours is a lost cause.. Wink


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Cohen




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Apr 2008 23:53    Post subject:
Theres a saying..

The young girls fool around and mess with the jerks when theyre young.. when they grow they learn to lose the jerks and respect the nice guys. When the nice guys show their respect, they get the girl.

It's incredibly true. Your like 17 right man? or even less? Hell I hadnt even had my first kiss at that age I don't think Wink Just wait around a while. The last thing you want is to take the first fish that bytes, if you sit with your rod in the pond a little while longer you will catch a big one Wink and judging by your tastes in the ladies, shel be a big one indeed Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Apr 2008 05:09    Post subject:
I haven't heard of that saying but I would have to say some girls never get over the bad boys.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Apr 2008 05:44    Post subject:
Im not 17 years old, I am 21 lol. And spankie Im just trying to be her friend friend. At this point I would rather have a good friend than a temporary girlfriend. Her name is Marina and shes actually pretty cool. So today I learned that her family is Italian and that she has Zelda ringtones on her phone. I think shes a freshman though ( probably 18 ). But I dont have that class again until Monday.

However, I do get to see that other incredibly tiny chick tomorrow who I barely talk to and don't even know her name. I'm gonna push myself to find out her name tomorrow just for the hell of it. It'l be like a mission.



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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Apr 2008 13:44    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
Theres a saying..

The young girls fool around and mess with the jerks when theyre young.. when they grow they learn to lose the jerks and respect the nice guys. When the nice guys show their respect, they get the girl.

It's incredibly true. Your like 17 right man? or even less? Hell I hadnt even had my first kiss at that age I don't think Wink Just wait around a while. The last thing you want is to take the first fish that bytes, if you sit with your rod in the pond a little while longer you will catch a big one Wink and judging by your tastes in the ladies, shel be a big one indeed Wink


Whales aren't fish, they are Mammals. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Apr 2008 13:58    Post subject:
kinda taste like fish even tho it looks like meat tho.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Apr 2008 15:15    Post subject:
PistolWhip wrote:
watergem wrote:
Theres a saying..

The young girls fool around and mess with the jerks when theyre young.. when they grow they learn to lose the jerks and respect the nice guys. When the nice guys show their respect, they get the girl.

It's incredibly true. Your like 17 right man? or even less? Hell I hadnt even had my first kiss at that age I don't think Wink Just wait around a while. The last thing you want is to take the first fish that bytes, if you sit with your rod in the pond a little while longer you will catch a big one Wink and judging by your tastes in the ladies, shel be a big one indeed Wink


Whales aren't fish, they are Mammals. Wink


who said anything about whales? I said hed catch a BIG fish Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Apr 2008 15:35    Post subject:
watergem wrote:
PistolWhip wrote:
watergem wrote:
Theres a saying..

The young girls fool around and mess with the jerks when theyre young.. when they grow they learn to lose the jerks and respect the nice guys. When the nice guys show their respect, they get the girl.

It's incredibly true. Your like 17 right man? or even less? Hell I hadnt even had my first kiss at that age I don't think Wink Just wait around a while. The last thing you want is to take the first fish that bytes, if you sit with your rod in the pond a little while longer you will catch a big one Wink and judging by your tastes in the ladies, shel be a big one indeed Wink


Whales aren't fish, they are Mammals. Wink


who said anything about whales? I said hed catch a BIG fish Wink

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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Apr 2008 15:46    Post subject:
Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Apr 2008 02:14    Post subject:
Mission aborted. She was absent today.



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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2008 20:18    Post subject:
I found out her name today because I saw her sign it on the attendance sheet. Its Lauren Fisher but screw it Im never talkin to her again lol. She talks to her slutty friend who sits to her left. I sit to her right.



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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2008 20:30    Post subject:
tl:dr but got the picture. And all i've got to say is; Oh my god! 7 pages just to talk to a chick? really? really?
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PostPosted: Tue, 8th Apr 2008 20:42    Post subject:
This topic is cool Very Happy
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