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nerrd
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 10:29 Post subject: |
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It's good to know that, even after the death of the Anarchist's Cookbook, other noble souls have taken up the commendable task of providing pre-mortal education for future Darwin nominees. Not only are you risking your freedom to save us millions of dollars the people that use your information would spend in the social security and penal systems, you are also saving us millions in avoided property damage.
I also commend you on thinking ahead and placing valuable advice such as instructions on cutting live electric wire to an active lamp post (clue: it ain't 120v) with a pocket knife. You were also resourceful enough to advise them (should former treatment fail) to hit solidified black powder with a hammer in hopes of producing "fine" powder. Admittedly, the mess and damage caused by the subject miscreant will be great, but at this point, your advice is leagues beyond foolproof.
There is an old saying, "make something idiotproof and the universe will produce a better idiot." Thanks to your advice, "Matthew", we are now one step ahead of the game. Please continue in your quest for reducing the amount of those like yourself who have some small chance of contributing to the gene pool.
Oh, and for your inclusion of "sex" in your list of hobbies, your hand doesn't count. Dumbass.
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 15:14 Post subject: |
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Acc..... ur post made no sense at all, stop trying to sound intelligent and make it understandable.
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 16:47 Post subject: |
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| Accelleron wrote: |
It's good to know that, even after the death of the Anarchist's Cookbook, other noble souls have taken up the commendable task of providing pre-mortal education for future Darwin nominees. Not only are you risking your freedom to save us millions of dollars the people that use your information would spend in the social security and penal systems, you are also saving us millions in avoided property damage.
I also commend you on thinking ahead and placing valuable advice such as instructions on cutting live electric wire to an active lamp post (clue: it ain't 120v) with a pocket knife. You were also resourceful enough to advise them (should former treatment fail) to hit solidified black powder with a hammer in hopes of producing "fine" powder. Admittedly, the mess and damage caused by the subject miscreant will be great, but at this point, your advice is leagues beyond foolproof.
There is an old saying, "make something idiotproof and the universe will produce a better idiot." Thanks to your advice, "Matthew", we are now one step ahead of the game. Please continue in your quest for reducing the amount of those like yourself who have some small chance of contributing to the gene pool.
Oh, and for your inclusion of "sex" in your list of hobbies, your hand doesn't count. Dumbass. |
Yeah I think the likelihood of an actual contribution to the gene pool from people like this is about 1/500, but with webpages like this the chances drop even more. It can only be a good thing for humankind.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 16:56 Post subject: |
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| Accelleron wrote: |
It's good to know that, even after the death of the Anarchist's Cookbook, other noble souls have taken up the commendable task of providing pre-mortal education for future Darwin nominees. Not only are you risking your freedom to save us millions of dollars the people that use your information would spend in the social security and penal systems, you are also saving us millions in avoided property damage.
I also commend you on thinking ahead and placing valuable advice such as instructions on cutting live electric wire to an active lamp post (clue: it ain't 120v) with a pocket knife. You were also resourceful enough to advise them (should former treatment fail) to hit solidified black powder with a hammer in hopes of producing "fine" powder. Admittedly, the mess and damage caused by the subject miscreant will be great, but at this point, your advice is leagues beyond foolproof.
There is an old saying, "make something idiotproof and the universe will produce a better idiot." Thanks to your advice, "Matthew", we are now one step ahead of the game. Please continue in your quest for reducing the amount of those like yourself who have some small chance of contributing to the gene pool.
Oh, and for your inclusion of "sex" in your list of hobbies, your hand doesn't count. Dumbass. |
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 19:23 Post subject: |
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| skidrow wrote: | | Accelleron wrote: |
It's good to know that, even after the death of the Anarchist's Cookbook, other noble souls have taken up the commendable task of providing pre-mortal education for future Darwin nominees. Not only are you risking your freedom to save us millions of dollars the people that use your information would spend in the social security and penal systems, you are also saving us millions in avoided property damage.
I also commend you on thinking ahead and placing valuable advice such as instructions on cutting live electric wire to an active lamp post (clue: it ain't 120v) with a pocket knife. You were also resourceful enough to advise them (should former treatment fail) to hit solidified black powder with a hammer in hopes of producing "fine" powder. Admittedly, the mess and damage caused by the subject miscreant will be great, but at this point, your advice is leagues beyond foolproof.
There is an old saying, "make something idiotproof and the universe will produce a better idiot." Thanks to your advice, "Matthew", we are now one step ahead of the game. Please continue in your quest for reducing the amount of those like yourself who have some small chance of contributing to the gene pool.
Oh, and for your inclusion of "sex" in your list of hobbies, your hand doesn't count. Dumbass. |
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There's an "Ignore" button if you don't find my contributions humorous/valuable for any reason. I advise you to use it instead of posting meaningless pics in a futile attempt to establish dominion over someone other than yourself. |
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nerrd
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 19:38 Post subject: |
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Chill the fuck out. It's all for shit and giggles. If you knew what kind of asshole this guy is, and how many hard working people he fucked over, you would want to nuke his ass too. If you dont like his pics you got the ignore button too you know.
Another thing. You called him a dumbass, which is a flame. All I know that last guy who called me a name spent couple of weeks in the hospital. So watch what you say.
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:06 Post subject: |
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| nerrd wrote: |
Another thing. You called him a dumbass, which is a flame. All I know that last guy who called me a name spent couple of weeks in the hospital. So watch what you say. |
Oh god, you obviously don't know how pathetic that sounds. I am certain that you're a bad ass, even if it is only in your own mind.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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nerrd
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:15 Post subject: |
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No. Whats pathetic is people how flame people online, because they know they can get away with it. Just think when was the lest time you flamed someone in RL without any static. I'm no bad ass, got whooped as many times as I dished it out. But I know for a fact that you would never say anything to myface without regreting it.
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:28 Post subject: |
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| nerrd wrote: | | No. Whats pathetic is people how flame people online, because they know they can get away with it. Just think when was the lest time you flamed someone in RL without any static. I'm no bad ass, got whooped as many times as I dished it out. But I know for a fact that you would never say anything to myface without regreting it. |
that too animal  Lost as many fights as you've won? haha yea you sound real mean. |
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nerrd
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:32 Post subject: |
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Hey man. There are many crazy fuckers out here. You dont always get to pick your fights.
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:42 Post subject: |
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| nerrd wrote: | | Hey man. There are many crazy fuckers out here. You dont always get to pick your fights. |
And even when you do they've usually got five friends you didn't know about. If someone says they've never lost a fight in real life they're either lying or they've hardly been in any fights.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:55 Post subject: |
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I said this in another thread but i aint never lost a fight because i know my limits. i don't give shit to people without knowin what they might do, plus i'm deceptive some big guys try intimidate me but i'm too slick for them  . Plus i got backup so no1 really bothers with me anyway 
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 20:55 Post subject: |
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LOL, i didnt meant it serious
if he does, well then that's his problem, not mine.
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nerrd
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| Posted: Fri, 29th Apr 2005 21:08 Post subject: |
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that reply wasnt meant for you nerrd  hehe
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