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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 01:11    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Janz wrote:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
Someone probably slipped something in your drink. Have you checked your anus?

naa, private party on a closed area.only family and friends


Private party in a closed area? Dude, some uncle may have buttsexed you, does it hurt when you sit or when you shit?




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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 11:23    Post subject:
went to the doctors office, full as fuck. they said come back in 45min and we slip you through Razz atleast something...
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 11:30    Post subject:
Slip it into you? Scratch Head
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 11:40    Post subject:
No they suit him up in slips because he forgot his pants again, classic Microsoft!
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 12:10    Post subject:
Actually it was a very hard decision whether to stay in sweatpants or to jump into jeans Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 13:33    Post subject:
great news, im not dead (yet). doc advised me NOT to google anything (cause we know google says always superaids or cancer).

sick leave the complete week,friday new blood test etc,not allowed to eat any fat stuff or drink alk within the next weeks. atleast that underlines my personal feeling of it was not only the alcs fault
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 13:35    Post subject:
Sounds like a little bad discovery though, but better safe than sorry
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 13:54    Post subject:
sure, its most likely only a pancreas infection (not thyroid, mixed that up earlier), but i might have it a little bit longer already so nothing which popped up suddenly on saturday and not caused by that alc. could explain my general feeling of "not feeling that great" and some dazziness. other values are fine so far, so no i dont have supercancer or whatever (most likely). but it might be something were he needs do something about it, but i will know on friday

"funny" part about that: last thursday i talked about that (not feeling that great,sometimes a bit dizzy) with a friend, told her im gonna visit the doc soon. but havent had time last friday...
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 15:44    Post subject:
Danyutz wrote:
Slip it into you? Scratch Head

They will do a rape kit on him. They insert a little tube which looks for uncles' sperm.
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 16:36    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
doc advised me NOT to google anything (cause we know google says always superaids or cancer).
No need to use google for that! From your description I have already defined clearly what you have: Super aids in your anus. This is a specific form of super aids which you can only get from being bum-sexed by a close relative. Can you show us *slowly* where your uncle touched you?


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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 16:45    Post subject:
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Razz

wasnt my family and not my uncle there ^^
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 17:02    Post subject:
well at least you know it wasn't incest then Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 14th Nov 2016 23:57    Post subject:
There's the supermoon tonight, stay safe Janz grinhurt
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Nov 2016 00:13    Post subject:
i do know that, thats why im lying in bed since almost 2 hours and cant sleep...
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2016 17:24    Post subject:
still nothing... feeling like shit the complete week, today was the first day where im kinda feeling good.bloodtest this morning, my doc hasnt called my in the afternoon so i wont die in the next 72hrs... so far so good,but could also mean that he knows nothing. and thats not good, wanna know whats up... have to go there on monday again, we will see what he has to say
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2016 18:01    Post subject:
Maybe the rapist gave you an STD? Sad
Does it hurt when you poo or when you pee?
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2016 18:43    Post subject:
ffs, that wasnt even funny on the first time...
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2016 18:49    Post subject:
so it happened more than once? Sad

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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 15:51    Post subject:
well, just got the hospital bill. 10 euros Razz can live with that, unless my insurance does want money extra for the ambulance... no letter from them till now, but i have to visit the office of them either way

and no other news yet, im on the way to my doctore now
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 16:53    Post subject:
Are you sure it's a pancreatic problem? If you need any help in interpreting stuff or anything else let me know. Doing my residency in neurosurgery but I recently finished my intern year so I still know some stuff about non-NS illnesses.
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 17:05    Post subject:
now im sure its not, all values are great. im healthy as fuck in that case (he even was surprised that im having such great values for my age)

on the bad side: he still doesnt know whats wrong with me. he is ordering from his lab 2 specific values now which arent related in first place with the stuff they wrote down in the hospital. so again waiting till the end of the week
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 17:56    Post subject:
so maybe you just had a bit too much to drink and don't quite remember it (and what that special someone did to you Cool Face sorry)
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 18:01    Post subject:
*insert rape joke here*
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 18:28    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
so maybe you just had a bit too much to drink and don't quite remember it (and what that special someone did to you Cool Face sorry)


nana, wasnt only 2-3 beers but far away from my limits. talked last week with a few people on the party, all said i wasnt more drunk (and havent drunk) more than anyone else
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 19:12    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
now im sure its not, all values are great. im healthy as fuck in that case (he even was surprised that im having such great values for my age)

on the bad side: he still doesnt know whats wrong with me. he is ordering from his lab 2 specific values now which arent related in first place with the stuff they wrote down in the hospital. so again waiting till the end of the week


Glad to hear and your doctor is doing the right thing by following this up some more, which 2 tests did he order? Syncope is definitely something you can't take lightly. Do you also remember if they did a CT scan?
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 19:16    Post subject:
na no ct, just xray in the hospital (think cause of the lung)

dunno exactly, something about the liver but nothing which has to do with alc he said. gpo? gp? something like that? honestly i hear all those medical terms and forget about them minutes later
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 19:24    Post subject:
*insert rape joke here*

Also do you drink regularly and are you overweight?


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Nov 2016 19:32    Post subject:
regularly is already once a week, in that case yes i do Razz and overweight? mh a bit atm, nothing to worry about. gonna lose 5kg soon if i eat like i did the last week
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