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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 16:02    Post subject:
From Shaun of the Dead ...
Quote:
[describing zombies] ... "Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet."


From Office Space ...
Quote:
"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?"


also from Office Space...
Quote:
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.


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weird0
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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 16:05    Post subject:
almost everything that's said in fight club is memorable, but here's some quotes i like:

Fight Club wrote:
Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
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Tyler Durden: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything
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Narrator: [while brutally beating Angel Face] I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
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Narrator: Every evening I died, and every evening I was born again, resurrected.



and here's some of American Beauty...

American Beauty wrote:

Ricky Fitts: I'm not obsessing. I'm just curious.
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[Lester has just caught Caroline cheating with the Real Estate King]
Carolyn Burnham: Uh Buddy, this is my...
Lester Burnham: Her husband. We've met before, but something tells me you're going to remember me this time.
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Carolyn Burnham: You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we... lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!
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killingBill




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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 16:36    Post subject:
Quote:
Dude, where's my car?


Quote:
Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

Life's a garden, dig it?

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.


Austin Powers:
Quote:
Yeah, baby, yeah


White Goodman (Ben Stiller, Dodgeball):
Quote:
There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 21:07    Post subject:
donnie darko quotes man, best movie ever made IMO!?

Donnie : why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank : why do you wear that stupid man suit?


Donnie : As for the whole gangbang scenario, it just oculdnt happen. Smurfs are A-Ssexual, they dont even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. Its so illogical being a smurf, i meen whats the point of living.. if you dont got a dick?

Frank : I can do anything i want. And so can you.

Shrink : the search for god is absurd?
Donnie : it is if everyone dies alone. I dont want to be alone..

Donnie : i am pretty confused and im pretty afraid, really really afraid but i think you are the fucking antichrist.


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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Tue, 13th Sep 2005 23:37    Post subject:
Stand by me

"Chomper; sick balls"

Devils Advocate

"Vanity , my favorite sin"

Boondocksaints

"Why dont you make like a tree, and get the fuck out of here"

"Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."
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