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Posted: Sat, 5th Aug 2006 16:28 Post subject: |
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kumkss
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MAD_MAX333
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Posted: Sat, 5th Aug 2006 21:13 Post subject: |
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brother was in mil, so was my father, uncle and a whole whack of others...
thinking of going into the US army... but pondering it...
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Posted: Sun, 6th Aug 2006 07:19 Post subject: |
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I don't. But my GrandFather was in WW2 he was captured by the Germans but he managed to Escape while they were transporting him.
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Posted: Sun, 6th Aug 2006 08:15 Post subject: |
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SF spy .......... For sure.
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Posted: Sat, 12th Aug 2006 19:39 Post subject: |
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All I know is that my dad is an officer, and that my great grandfather fought the communists on the eastern front. Was too young when he died so I never got the chance to talk to him about it. I got rejected because I'll get a anaphylactic (spelling?) chock if I get too close peanuts. The army thought it would be a bad idea if we were out in the forest and I somehow managed to eat peanuts and die.
a melting spool of beggar negative frames
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Serben
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Posted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 04:02 Post subject: |
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Fuck yeah, i'm a 1337 special forces rambo/Chuck Norris hybrid! I fought at the battle of Agincourt on the French side. I took an English longbow arrow in the cock, but it just bounced right off. Then i laughed manically! Then i killed 9 million limey bastards just by flexing my huge, well toned pecs and my rippling, well bronzed biceps. When they saw my perfect physique they all dropped dead in awe!
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 05:44 Post subject: |
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AnimalMother wrote: | Serben wrote: | Fuck yeah, i'm a 1337 special forces rambo/Chuck Norris hybrid! I fought at the battle of Agincourt on the French side. I took an English longbow arrow in the cock, but it just bounced right off. Then i laughed manically! Then i killed 9 million limey bastards just by flexing my huge, well toned pecs and my rippling, well bronzed biceps. When they saw my perfect physique they all dropped dead in awe! |
I'm sure a a fair amount of people posting in this thread are just as honest as you.  |
For sure
Remember, we have stunt limo drivers here 
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Serben
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Posted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 13:14 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman wrote: |
For sure
Remember, we have stunt limo drivers here  |
Really, who? That's fucking funny. If that's true, then the "Iron Eagle" movies of the 80's are based on my life. Yeah, i'm the one who stole an f-16 and together with my black friend, we single handedly took on the entire air force of a faceless middle eastern nation, just cause they kidnapped me old man! And we won! We shot down hundreds of their fighters, using experimental CIA nano replication technology that automatically created new missiles as we used them up! We also had radar seeking machine gun bullets that managed to hit the enemy planes no matter what direction we were facing! Then it was all covered up by the FBI! Then an enterprising FBI agent decided to capitalize on this incredible real life story, so he made a movie about it! Only the movie was so pathetically low budget that they had to use Israeli Mirages as Arab Migs and israeli actors as the evil Arabs, and some Brit to play the evil Arab dictator, even though he has no Arab blood in him, he just looks Arab-ish and can fake an accent pretty good! Yeah!
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Sun, 13th Aug 2006 20:40 Post subject: |
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Serben wrote: | SycoShaman wrote: |
For sure
Remember, we have stunt limo drivers here  |
Really, who? That's fucking funny. If that's true, then the "Iron Eagle" movies of the 80's are based on my life. Yeah, i'm the one who stole an f-16 and together with my black friend, we single handedly took on the entire air force of a faceless middle eastern nation, just cause they kidnapped me old man! And we won! We shot down hundreds of their fighters, using experimental CIA nano replication technology that automatically created new missiles as we used them up! We also had radar seeking machine gun bullets that managed to hit the enemy planes no matter what direction we were facing! Then it was all covered up by the FBI! Then an enterprising FBI agent decided to capitalize on this incredible real life story, so he made a movie about it! Only the movie was so pathetically low budget that they had to use Israeli Mirages as Arab Migs and israeli actors as the evil Arabs, and some Brit to play the evil Arab dictator, even though he has no Arab blood in him, he just looks Arab-ish and can fake an accent pretty good! Yeah! |


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Posted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 04:40 Post subject: |
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Almost joined. Signing bonus was very atractive; and i always wanted to serve my country. But my mother got so upset at the idea; that i took a different route.
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Posted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 11:25 Post subject: |
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Posted: Mon, 14th Aug 2006 20:11 Post subject: |
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Serben wrote: | SycoShaman wrote: |
For sure
Remember, we have stunt limo drivers here  |
Really, who? That's fucking funny. If that's true, then the "Iron Eagle" movies of the 80's are based on my life. Yeah, i'm the one who stole an f-16 and together with my black friend, we single handedly took on the entire air force of a faceless middle eastern nation, just cause they kidnapped me old man! And we won! We shot down hundreds of their fighters, using experimental CIA nano replication technology that automatically created new missiles as we used them up! We also had radar seeking machine gun bullets that managed to hit the enemy planes no matter what direction we were facing! Then it was all covered up by the FBI! Then an enterprising FBI agent decided to capitalize on this incredible real life story, so he made a movie about it! Only the movie was so pathetically low budget that they had to use Israeli Mirages as Arab Migs and israeli actors as the evil Arabs, and some Brit to play the evil Arab dictator, even though he has no Arab blood in him, he just looks Arab-ish and can fake an accent pretty good! Yeah! |
that movie sucked : \ .
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Godlikez*
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Posted: Tue, 15th Aug 2006 19:20 Post subject: |
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Godlikez* wrote: | I was in Nam.
Not really lol  |
that explains so much...
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Nec
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Posted: Tue, 15th Aug 2006 19:52 Post subject: |
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Ah hell, already in the local army for two years and seven months, not much left.
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Posted: Wed, 16th Aug 2006 03:44 Post subject: |
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do you know who killed kenny ?
yeaaaa you better start running you filthy scum.
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SycoShaman
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Posted: Thu, 17th Aug 2006 03:46 Post subject: |
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cnZ wrote: | i was a WW I soldier back in 1915 - 1917. after the war i was an lieutenant and trained soldiers and did other things with them in WW II time i got somehow corporal title and commanded soldiers to run through fire when Allies shooted at us (i was behind the trees of course).
in 81 i was in Afghanistan fighting with those guys (and we didn't have any guns but shovels!!!) !!1
in 95 i met with some ESTPLA-3 guys (old Estonian Afghanistan soldiers trained in Russia) and drank with them till i they were almost dead and i stole their wallets.
AND that's where i got my capital and started warez business in 199*  |
so they had the 'dont ask, dont tell' policy back then too? 
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Posted: Thu, 17th Aug 2006 06:55 Post subject: |
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I have sort of a military family.... 6 of my uncles fought as mercenaries in various conflicts after they were done with the Balkan wars. Now 5 of them are employed in the Serbian Police Force (which offers its officers for hire) and one is deployed in Iraq, protecting foreign contractors. He works for some Texas-based security company, can't remember the name now.
They're nice guys, just kind of... *coocoo*coocoo*
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Posted: Thu, 17th Aug 2006 14:02 Post subject: |
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Im a jedi. And NO you are not my father..
Sig too big.
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