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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 00:43 Post subject:

nouseforaname wrote:

WaldoJ wrote:

I have to wash my hands extra hard cause some people miss and I don't notice it. And it’s all over the seat and under it. So my hands end up... filthy Crying or Very sad

it's so disgusting.

you know what has always bugged me ...

you go through all this effort to take your time to wash your hands properly, yet on the way out, you have to open a door with a handle touched by god knows who with god knows what on their hands.

And then fucking people look at me like I'm fucking crazy using paper towels to open the bathroom door! Razz

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This is the thing with me. If I pee in a dirty bathroom I don't touch anything except with toilet paper. It it is really REALLY dirty I wont even use the sink after I am done. I don't pee on my hands, My hands aren't touching anything skin wise so I will leave without washing. The way I look at it is that I already have my own germs, It is the shit/e.coli that makes people sick, not really urine. Anyway I will look for a cleaner sink. I also have wet wipes in my purse.

Actually those wet wipes came in handy. I had a guy friend who had an accident. We couldn't get him to a toilet fast enough. After 12 minutes I decided to hunt him down. I talked to him from the doorway of the can and then walked in. I was able to hand him a whole wack of paper towles and he cleaned himself up with my wet wipes. I also was able to give him a change of pants . He said if I hadn't of came in he was about to walk back to the car bare asses. This happened in Home depoit.

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FusionDexterity

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Posted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 08:19 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I would use the curtains or the tableware.

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SycoShaman
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Posted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 20:20 Post subject:

FusionDexterity wrote:

I would use the curtains or the tableware.

where you gunna find tableware in a public washroom? Laughing

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Bigperm

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Posted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 21:10 Post subject:

nouseforaname wrote:

hahahhah look at how many people you can find doing the cornholio! Razz

http://images.google.ca/images?q=cornholio

Woudl you like to see my bung hole!!!

Are you threatening me!!!!

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AnimalMother

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Posted: Thu, 28th Sep 2006 21:26 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D "Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"

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SycoShaman
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Posted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 04:58 Post subject:

AnimalMother wrote:

that guy looks fuckin crazy Laughing

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pistolshrimp
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Posted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 05:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Imagine he with blood caked in his nose and sores all over his body and him doing the spaz dance and that is what I see everyday in Wally.

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werdercanuck

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Posted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 05:59 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

@topic: it wouldnt happen to me because: 1. i only use public restrooms to take a piss, never sit down 2. if i really have to use a public restroom to take a shit, i must be pretty close to be shitting my pants, and before i enter a stall, i check if there is teepee 3. if there aint no teepee, id go to the teepee aisle and grab a roll and go back to the stall 4. if i aint in a store to grab some teepee, i'd prolly use my boxers, and throw them in the trash after i wiped my ass with them. or hide them somewhere in the restroom to stink it up real good 1F U C4N R34D 7H1S, U R34LLY N33D 70 G37 L41D

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boake
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Posted: Fri, 29th Sep 2006 06:17 Post subject:

werdercanuck wrote:

or hide them somewhere in the restroom to stink it up real good Very Happy

How about hanging it on the doorknob. Smile

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