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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 01:50    Post subject:
There are these great hot water holders, they plug in. It is a push botton jobby and the water is always hot. I wanted to buy on of those when my old kettle broke but I couldn't find one. My kettle is electric and it is pretty fast.

I would only have a stove top kettle if I had a old fashion stove. I love those. Then I would get a old fashion kettle.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 01:59    Post subject:
My dad bought a new kitchen stove. all electrical. Sad
and my mom bought an electical kettle since the old kettle might scratch the new stove Rolling Eyes

the electric one is quite fast. but it clicks. Ii'm not near the kitchen. I do miss the whistle. Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 02:11    Post subject:
My brother had an electric kettle too - his daughter was gonna make tea so she filled it up with water and put it on the stove Razz

Edit: It was a plastic kettle. Very Happy


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 02:21    Post subject:
@pistolshrimp:
Just imagine the face of a front-office cleric at the end of this conversation
Me: I want to to check out please.
Cleric: That would be one night and the rental of a pron channel.
Me: I also drank some beer from the fridge and that pron was real shitty.
Cleric: How many did you drink?
Me: Errhhh how many beers are stored in the fridge?
Cleric: six
Me: That would be six beer then and btw i also threw out your bible last night.
In reality i never done it but the urge was strong at some point in the past. I find the western custom, to place a bible in each hotel room but also huts on a cruiseship for example, rather intolerant. Why not place a Koran and some humanistic or anti-religious manifest as well? Best thing would be to place nothing at all ofc. The realisation that throwing out the bible would be as intolerant as placing it there stopped me.

@Waldo:
The wink in the end should have given it away that is was a complete satire. Think of it, punishing your household appliances for your own forgetfulness. That might be gruesome for your bank account. Personally i'm also quite mind astray and chaotic. I can not divide my attention well among two or more things. I managed to overcome this handicap by forcing myself to complete actions in a almost ritualistic manner. That way i don't leave my home without the keys, wallet, tobacco, lighter, public transportation discount card, etc and it also makes sure that i get my beloved cup of coffee in the morning or whenever i wake up instead of finding a mixture of liquid and coffee all over the kitchen floor because i forgot to place the can back Laughing
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Slim12345
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 02:24    Post subject:

tea art for the addicted ones


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 02:33    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
@pistolshrimp:
Just imagine the face of a front-office cleric at the end of this conversation
Me: I want to to check out please.
Cleric: That would be one night and the rental of a pron channel.
Me: I also drank some beer from the fridge and that pron was real shitty.
Cleric: How many did you drink?
Me: Errhhh how many beers are stored in the fridge?
Cleric: six
Me: That would be six beer then and btw i also threw out your bible last night.
In reality i never done it but the urge was strong at some point in the past. I find the western custom, to place a bible in each hotel room but also huts on a cruiseship for example, rather intolerant. Why not place a Koran and some humanistic or anti-religious manifest as well? Best thing would be to place nothing at all ofc. The realisation that throwing out the bible would be as intolerant as placing it there stopped me.

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I love it, I am going to do it. You know the maid is going to take it out of the trash but I think the point would be well made.. I am pretty sure there are bibles in the hospital rooms as well. I think they may of gotten removed because of MRSA and MRO's (superbugs)
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 03:42    Post subject:
iconized, it's not reasoning I've asked for, it was an apology! GRRRRRRR!




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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 03:49    Post subject:
I'm very sorry that i called your next to be new kettle idiot proof Razz


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 2nd Jan 2007 03:52    Post subject:
That's better! Smile

Thank you!


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clragon




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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 02:26    Post subject:
this happens to me ALL THE TIME with cookin rice.

god I keep forgetting to press the button down after plugging it in.. or forgetting to plug it in after pressing the button down..
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sat, 6th Jan 2007 10:11    Post subject:
@clragon

then the rice turns to mush right. You can't cook it?
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