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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 00:26    Post subject:
I wish you did too. maybe then you wouldn't have to troll so much. Maybe even if you had real life friends you wouldn't need to troll at all. You never know dazz. Give it a shot.

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 00:34    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
i wish i had internet friends



I am sorry you have no internet friends.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 01:03    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
I wish you did too. maybe then you wouldn't have to troll so much. Maybe even if you had real life friends you wouldn't need to troll at all. You never know dazz. Give it a shot.


I like this post, very witty.

"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 01:04    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
I wish you did too. maybe then you wouldn't have to troll so much. Maybe even if you had real life friends you wouldn't need to troll at all. You never know dazz. Give it a shot.


I like this post, very witty.
haha you're so sneaky

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Cohen




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 01:13    Post subject:
hes about as sneaky as a cock up the ass Rolling Eyes Which he probably has tried, being a stripper and callguy and all Laughing (If its true, your never living it down Waldo <3)

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 01:17    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
hes about as sneaky as a cock up the ass Rolling Eyes Which he probably has tried, being a stripper and callguy and all Laughing (If its true, your never living it down Waldo <3)


Whats with all the hate? I don't remember waldo insulting you.
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 01:41    Post subject:
what you mean? I know he hasnt. I'm only joking Neutral He knows I am, hence the <3 lol

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 02:08    Post subject:
kaeye wrote:
hes about as sneaky as a cock up the ass Rolling Eyes Which he probably has tried, being a stripper and callguy and all Laughing (If its true, your never living it down Waldo <3)


i never been a stripper. don't have a body for that.

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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 02:55    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
kaeye wrote:
hes about as sneaky as a cock up the ass Rolling Eyes Which he probably has tried, being a stripper and callguy and all Laughing (If its true, your never living it down Waldo <3)


i never been a stripper. don't have a body for that.


Believe it or not you do... every guy does. Women like different things just as much as we have our likes and dislikes about them. Some women like overweight men for example others actually like the nerdy type. While the most common type is tall and buff when it comes to womens desires you could still be a successful male stripper no matter what your body type. You actually might get more business compared to one of the buff guys because there are more of them in the profession and have to compete with each other. While your body type is more rare for the profession and thus less competition. This is of course assuming that you preform in parties like a Bachloerette parties as you would never make it in a club as a dancer because they wouldn't hire you.

lol why the heck am I even sharing this?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 03:01    Post subject:
I don't have a body for it and i'm pretty much tone deaf. I only dance ballroom. Laughing Can't strip to waltz can you?

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 03:25    Post subject:
NuclearShadow wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
kaeye wrote:
hes about as sneaky as a cock up the ass Rolling Eyes Which he probably has tried, being a stripper and callguy and all Laughing (If its true, your never living it down Waldo <3)


i never been a stripper. don't have a body for that.


Believe it or not you do... every guy does. Women like different things just as much as we have our likes and dislikes about them. Some women like overweight men for example others actually like the nerdy type. While the most common type is tall and buff when it comes to womens desires you could still be a successful male stripper no matter what your body type. You actually might get more business compared to one of the buff guys because there are more of them in the profession and have to compete with each other. While your body type is more rare for the profession and thus less competition. This is of course assuming that you preform in parties like a Bachloerette parties as you would never make it in a club as a dancer because they wouldn't hire you.



lol why the heck am I even sharing this?


Humm, do you have something to share with us?
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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 03:56    Post subject:
I'm willing to take one for the team and be Dazz's internet friend.

Let's get to know each other.

Dazz buddy, whats your favourite colour? I bet its rainbow because you're just such a bright and colourful individual.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 04:01    Post subject:
flamboyant?

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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 04:38    Post subject:
Phluxed wrote:
I'm willing to take one for the team and be Dazz's internet friend.

Let's get to know each other.

Dazz buddy, whats your favourite colour? I bet its rainbow because you're just such a bright and colourful individual.
it's orange

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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 04:48    Post subject:
The polite thing to do would to ask me the same question, and then, even another. I'll assume you did, mine's green. And my favourite animal is a penguin. What's yours? And what's your favourite season?
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:15    Post subject:
Phluxed wrote:
The polite thing to do would to ask me the same question, and then, even another. I'll assume you did, mine's green. And my favourite animal is a penguin. What's yours? And what's your favourite season?
:*) do you like spatulas?

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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:16    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
Phluxed wrote:
The polite thing to do would to ask me the same question, and then, even another. I'll assume you did, mine's green. And my favourite animal is a penguin. What's yours? And what's your favourite season?
:*) do you like spatulas?


I like them for cooking Smile I love to cook, maybe I could cook for you Smile
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:20    Post subject:
maybe you'll shut the fuck up too

that would be gr8 as you are an unfunny bastard

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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:22    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
maybe you'll shut the fuck up too

that would be gr8 as you are an unfunny bastard


So hurtful Sad But in the spirit of new friendship, I will abide by your implied request.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:49    Post subject:
You can cook for me.
Maybe we can finally hit up a bar or two when you start at Y U Razz

Then we can come here afterward and post a we're drunk thread.

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Phluxed
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:50    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
You can cook for me.
Maybe we can finally hit up a bar or two when you start at Y U Razz

Then we can come here afterward and post a we're drunk thread.


You KNOW I'm down for that.
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:54    Post subject:
Yaaaay! My fav colour is black Cause I'm emo! Smile What's your fave beer? Mine's becks!

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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 05:55    Post subject:
Am I the only one taking WaldoJ's and Phluxed's conversation a bit leading down to homosexuality?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 06:08    Post subject:
we practically live in the same city... why not hang out and have a few beers and talk and shit... is that really gay? at least if we get into a massive argument on here, nouse can come and join in and use my camera equipment and shoot us as phluxed and i duke it out bare knuckle fist style!

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NuclearShadow
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 06:11    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
we practically live in the same city... why not hang out and have a few beers and talk and shit... is that really gay? at least if we get into a massive argument on here, nouse can come and join in and use my camera equipment and shoot us as phluxed and i duke it out bare knuckle fist style!


Its not normal for another guy to cook for you... and then he excitedly responds with
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You KNOW I'm down for that.
I dunno your behavior and excitement to each other just makes it sound like your going to do allot more than just eat and down a few.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 06:12    Post subject:
NuclearShadow wrote:
Am I the only one taking WaldoJ's and Phluxed's conversation a bit leading down to homosexuality?


I think they are bonding over beer, cooking. and penguins
I wish more people lived out my way so I could bond and post "we're drunk thread" Sad


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WaldoJ wrote:
we practically live in the same city... why not hang out and have a few beers and talk and shit... is that really gay? at least if we get into a massive argument on here, nouse can come and join in and use my camera equipment and shoot us as phluxed and i duke it out bare knuckle fist style!



And syco can teach you some UFC moves Very Happy


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 06:12    Post subject:
Very Happy well come to toronto! You can be a hummingbird here! Down there in VA where it's all awsum and perfect and kick ass you can be a moose all you want, but down here in toronto, you can be a hummingbird, a bee (that flies into a suv while someone is driving) or even a puppy! This here is a city of everything! And no one here ever sees a moose so you wouldn't be recognized Razz so you'd have no other choice but to be a hummingbird!


Syco used to live close by Sad but now he's down far away! Hell yeah he can come by if he can Very Happy Wouldn't mind getting mashed with some punky punks from here! Very Happy

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 06:14    Post subject:
Can I sleep on your 2nd hand couch? Your parents would luv that hehehe

I can bring some weed



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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 06:19    Post subject:
yah you can sleep on my 2nd hand couch!! I'll even give your fresh sheets and awesome pillows! And if you bring weed, i'll get you some pills and stuffs that'll make the weed even better! Smile Not to mention all the liqour you can drink in my house! Smile

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Aug 2008 06:28    Post subject:
Clean sheets, 2nd hand couch, asesome pillows plz. I can't drink anymore, it sucks Sad and I can't do pills.


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