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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 01:10    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 01:13    Post subject:
kumkss wrote:
Confused
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 02:02    Post subject:
Iv seen it. Shes pretty good looking.



..Don't you agree Shaman?
J/k with ya man Smile
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 02:03    Post subject:
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Iv seen it. Shes pretty good looking.



..Don't you agree Shaman?
J/k with ya man Smile


Yeah, I think she's hot Smile


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kumkss




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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 02:08    Post subject:
ive seen them too!!
Very Happy nice pics pistol!!
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 02:18    Post subject:
pix plz
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PostPosted: Wed, 21st Jun 2006 11:53    Post subject:
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pix plz

omg, you just wanna hit it Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 23:21    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
pix plz

omg, you just wanna hit it Laughing



Nobody wants to hit anything here. Very Happy

(I think I am in one of those strange moods)
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Dazz99




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PostPosted: Thu, 22nd Jun 2006 23:30    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
deelix wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
pix plz

omg, you just wanna hit it Laughing



Nobody wants to hit anything here. Very Happy

(I think I am in one of those strange moods)

Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 05:24    Post subject:
Dazz99 wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
deelix wrote:

omg, you just wanna hit it Laughing



Nobody wants to hit anything here. Very Happy

(I think I am in one of those strange moods)

Wink



haha Very Happy It is me who is winking back @ you, strange mood I tell you. BTW I could probably kick your ass Very Happy but that would be mean so I won't.
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 06:30    Post subject:
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Ok I gotta ask what would that weight be? PM me. Who Knows? it is a huge question. Not like I am some huge mama, but I gotta know


just saw the pics, and you are FAR FAR FAR away from a huge mama (old post i know, but i was bored and was just browsing some threads Very Happy )
women lol...theyre always afraid of being too fat, even if they dont have a gram of it anywhere, like you Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 06:40    Post subject:
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pistolshrimp wrote:
Ok I gotta ask what would that weight be? PM me. Who Knows? it is a huge question. Not like I am some huge mama, but I gotta know


just saw the pics, and you are FAR FAR FAR away from a huge mama (old post i know, but i was bored and was just browsing some threads Very Happy )
women lol...theyre always afraid of being too fat, even if they dont have a gram of it anywhere, like you Wink


LOL you don't understand. Trust me, I have lots to spare but I am just realistic. But I am not some dainty girly girl ya know? I like my steak far too much. And I like it raw, blue and bloody. I can't help it.
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 06:47    Post subject:
you look good dont worry Smile anybody sane enough wouldnt want a skinny model type of girl. i prefer my women (well, only ONE Very Happy ) with a little bit of meat, without worrying about putting a leash around her neck when its a little bit windy outside Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 06:59    Post subject:
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you look good dont worry Smile anybody sane enough wouldnt want a skinny model type of girl. i prefer my women (well, only ONE Very Happy ) with a little bit of meat, without worrying about putting a leash around her neck when its a little bit windy outside Laughing


OK, thank you but I think we should leave this conversation for a less windy day. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 25th Jun 2006 07:14    Post subject:
you sure? have you met my thumb yet? j/k Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 09:29    Post subject:
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you sure? have you met my thumb yet? j/k Smile




I don't get that one. Thumb comment?

Back to the somewhat topic, different people turn different people on. You can't get upset if you are not the standard ideal. You have to learn and live with it. Media and shit are always pushing stuff toward you and trying to brainwash you into what you think is hot. Sex sells. People need to learn to think for themselves I think. People can be so much happier when they realize this.
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kumkss




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 20:33    Post subject:
yep. that's so true! womens for example, can't be happie if they are a little of weight exceed?? why is that?? i don't get it. i find a more filled women much sexier than those models of pasarellas... those models pretend to be a standard for womens... (the media) and as a result of this, clinics of "fat" treatments or cirgury are proliferating (the result). i simply don't get it. i think that if a women wants to change a normal part of her body, first should be an obligation to consult a shrink...
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 21:03    Post subject:
No-one wants to be fat, and thats not just related to appearance. It's unhealthy in general.

But I like a bit of weight on my women.


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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 22:54    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
No-one wants to be fat, and thats not just related to appearance. It's unhealthy in general.

But I like a bit of weight on my women.


yea, you probably just like the bigger boob size that comes along with it. Very Happy
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Basil-Brush




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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:16    Post subject:
In the long term, smaller boobs are better.
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:19    Post subject:
I don't care ^^ aslong as the girl is pretty Smile oh and loyal.


but then there's animals Exclamation
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:36    Post subject:
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I don't care ^^ aslong as the girl is pretty Smile oh and loyal.


but then there's animals Exclamation


Little bit of Mr. hands in your future Question Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:36    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Dazz99 wrote:
I don't care ^^ aslong as the girl is pretty Smile oh and loyal.


but then there's animals Exclamation


Little bit of Mr. hands in your future Question Very Happy

Hell yeah Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:38    Post subject:
that was the quickest repy ever. LOL You must really want that horse bad.
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PostPosted: Mon, 26th Jun 2006 23:55    Post subject:
didnt a porn star die because of a horses load? mid 90's i think


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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 02:14    Post subject:
I told you guys about my friend who caught a guy fucking a Canada Goose right?
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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 02:25    Post subject:
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I told you guys about my friend who caught a guy fucking a Canada Goose right?


no you havent. Sounds like a good story....

Its illegal to hunt Canadian Geese right? I wonder what the penalty for fuckin one is Laughing
A goose fucker wouldnt be bothered in jail still...I'd be afraid of a guy who'd dip his stick in some goose...nasty


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PostPosted: Tue, 27th Jun 2006 02:42    Post subject:
I knew this guy going to school and was living in the UBC endowment lands in a tent. Anyway one night he heard this weird squaking and went to take a look. Some other homeless park guy had his hands on the goose and was trashing it up and down on his lab. Then it dawned on my friend what the guy was doing.

No I don't think it is illegal to hunt Canadian geese. My friend has shot a few in season. He makes goose sausage outta them. I have tried it but I have a hard time eating it. He shot a stork too and that went into the sausage. I can't eat a stork. I told him I would rather take his moonshine rather then this poor bird sausage. He mkes awsome moonshine (dad does). You have to be carefull with meat that hasn't passed food inspection

You can't grab them outta Stanley Park or anything. I bet those ones taste like popcorn. The stanley park geese have lost their ability to fly south. They stay there all year round.
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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 06:39    Post subject:
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I knew this guy going to school and was living in the UBC endowment lands in a tent. Anyway one night he heard this weird squaking and went to take a look. Some other homeless park guy had his hands on the goose and was trashing it up and down on his lab. Then it dawned on my friend what the guy was doing.

No I don't think it is illegal to hunt Canadian geese. My friend has shot a few in season. He makes goose sausage outta them. I have tried it but I have a hard time eating it. He shot a stork too and that went into the sausage. I can't eat a stork. I told him I would rather take his moonshine rather then this poor bird sausage. He mkes awsome moonshine (dad does). You have to be carefull with meat that hasn't passed food inspection

You can't grab them outta Stanley Park or anything. I bet those ones taste like popcorn. The stanley park geese have lost their ability to fly south. They stay there all year round.


Laughing

Goose sausage? that doesnt sound to good? now cookin one like a turkey with a nice bottle of wine and some garlic bread...well, thats a whole different story Smile
I have had duck (goose, duck, same difference Razz ) in so long. My uncle cooks a mean duck, so tasty and tender *drools*

Fuck, I just finished 2 big macs and a supersize fry...but now im feeling some bacon and eggs...since i dont have any duck handy Laughing Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 28th Jun 2006 07:56    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I knew this guy going to school and was living in the UBC endowment lands in a tent. Anyway one night he heard this weird squaking and went to take a look. Some other homeless park guy had his hands on the goose and was trashing it up and down on his lab. Then it dawned on my friend what the guy was doing.

No I don't think it is illegal to hunt Canadian geese. My friend has shot a few in season. He makes goose sausage outta them. I have tried it but I have a hard time eating it. He shot a stork too and that went into the sausage. I can't eat a stork. I told him I would rather take his moonshine rather then this poor bird sausage. He mkes awsome moonshine (dad does). You have to be carefull with meat that hasn't passed food inspection

You can't grab them outta Stanley Park or anything. I bet those ones taste like popcorn. The stanley park geese have lost their ability to fly south. They stay there all year round.


Laughing

Goose sausage? that doesnt sound to good? now cookin one like a turkey with a nice bottle of wine and some garlic bread...well, thats a whole different story Smile
I have had duck (goose, duck, same difference Razz ) in so long. My uncle cooks a mean duck, so tasty and tender *drools*

Fuck, I just finished 2 big macs and a supersize fry...but now im feeling some bacon and eggs...since i dont have any duck handy Laughing Smile



OMFG and you have a body after eating 2 big mac's. and fry's. I hardly touch them. If I gotta go for something big I chose a huge piece of red meat. I guess you do work hard. A hamberger I make at home, with all the stuff plus the best meat without the rest of the shit in it.

I don't know about duck. Tastes kinda fishy to me, too strong a taste. I am sure with the right seasoning it could be quite tasty.

Goose sausage was pretty good, I just felt bad eating it.
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