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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:09    Post subject:
I edited my last post about penis size. Read up. Laughing



@syco
I totally know you can take a joke, never found the penis size joke funny.


Spliff away.



Small dick I think might be something called a micropenis. But still you hear all the sex shows saying it is better for the g-spot.





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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:10    Post subject:
you cant see that im blonde, im bald Idea think Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:10    Post subject:
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yeah, but what colour is the carpet? Laughing Really, i dont want to know Smile


All I can say is that the carpet matches the drapes. Wink I'm a walking, talking, Martha Stewart design. Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:13    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I edited my last post about penis size. Read up. Laughing



@syco
I totally know you can take a joke, never found the penis size joke funny.


Spliff away.



Small dick I think might be something called a micropenis. But still you hear all the sex shows saying it is better for the g-spot.





NEw Page yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


It must be a guy thing. You only say someone has a small dick or a pencil dick if your really good friends with them. Smile
Laughing I think you'd be shocked at the way my friends and i talk to each other...I dunno about others, only my experience.


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:14    Post subject:
Syco, i dont know what funny stuff you do with your friends, but i have no clue what size my friends have Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:14    Post subject:
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you cant see that im blonde, im bald Idea think Razz
Well can you grow a beard? Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:16    Post subject:
i had one last year, but its annoying like hell, you cant eat soup, you cant eat anything with melted cheese...its gross Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:17    Post subject:
werdercanuck wrote:
Syco, i dont know what funny stuff you do with your friends, but i have no clue what size my friends have Razz


Laughing

fuck you Razz

I meant the names we call each other...asshole, dickhead, bitch, fucker etc we swear ALOT and yell alot at each other...mostly because we cant yell and be ourselves with anyone else Smile

And yeah, i know how big my best friend is. We've tag teamed a few girls. As long as no one is gay, that type of shit is cool and fun Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:19    Post subject:
Me and my friends just fist fight in public. We call each other names too, it's cool. We insult each other in front of others. Others laugh. It's cool. But we never joke about sisters/mothers. Sad that's crossing the line and blood must be shed! Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:20    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Me and my friends just fist fight in public. We call each other names too, it's cool. We insult each other in front of others. Others laugh. It's cool. But we never joke about sisters/mothers. Sad that's crossing the line and blood must be shed! Twisted Evil


mothers is fair game for us. Most of us dislike our mothers and each have first hand experience as to why each mother is a bitch.


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:21    Post subject:
i did a while back, back in germany. was making fun about a buddies sister, but only because i was dating her. kept telling him what a great cocksucker and what a screamer she is Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:23    Post subject:
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i did a while back, back in germany. was making fun about a buddies sister, but only because i was dating her. kept telling him what a great cocksucker and what a screamer she is Razz


now thats crossing the line Laughing

Sisters are off limits in our circle. No one dates any sister you know?
Joking is one thing. But I could never picture me dating my friend's sister and then telling them that she sucks good dick and rides me like a horse you know?
Laughing

thats not cool Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 05:24    Post subject:
it was for us Laughing but when if he had a problem with it i wouldve stopped


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 07:23    Post subject:
*pokes head in and leaves* Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 08:37    Post subject:
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*pokes head in and leaves* Very Happy


you dont like guy conversations?


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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 08:42    Post subject:
Laughing

fly on the wall
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PostPosted: Tue, 19th Sep 2006 09:12    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
Laughing

fly on the wall


Laughing

What are you doin up so late? If you dont mind me askin Smile


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