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SamZon




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Feb 2011 09:44    Post subject:
People would probably start looking for sasquatch and not a dog if they found a log that size on their lawn!
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 13:01    Post subject:
SamZon wrote:
get morning paper->read morning paper->put morning paper on floor->take a dump on morning paper->throw morning paper in trash->problem solved?


This tip did the trick. Crapping on something else, wrap it all up and throw away. I crapped in a plastic bag, tied a really secure knot and threw it in the dumpster. I know it sounds disgusting, but clogged toilets are now a thing of the past. No more poking with sticks and chopping up logs.


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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DarkPassenger




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 13:17    Post subject:
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 14:45    Post subject:
DarkPassenger wrote:


I'm afraid I am Laughing


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 14:48    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao, where are the pics?


Last edited by human_steel on Fri, 4th Mar 2011 00:49; edited 1 time in total
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Feb 2011 19:40    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Rofl_Mao, where are the pics?


I'm sorry -- I had quickly closed the bag as a fresh log has a very offensive smell!


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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huxanomaly2




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Mar 2011 12:13    Post subject:
Reading this made me wanna take a shit. Brb
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Ass_Issues




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Mar 2011 00:49    Post subject:
you have ass issues
best of luck..
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Mar 2011 00:49    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Rofl_Mao, where are the pics?
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Mar 2011 00:51    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
human_steel wrote:
Rofl_Mao, where are the pics?
+1.

Especially since the ipad2 was released just now, the logs size must be at an all time record.


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Mar 2011 00:55    Post subject:
He may be stuck in his shitter right this moment trying at his hardest to unjam his dinosaur logs out of the toilet hole. Damn, their size must be enormous!
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Mar 2011 15:43    Post subject:
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Mar 2011 16:03    Post subject:
Laughing
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Mar 2011 21:50    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Dedicated to our Rofl_Mao:



Laughing


Do not mock me you basturd Wink


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Mar 2011 21:54    Post subject:
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 01:00    Post subject:
Y u no post pics, Rofl_Mao?
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tonizito
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 10:23    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Y u no post pics, Rofl_Mao?
Cause he's full of it.


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 10:46    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Y u no post pics, Rofl_Mao?


He has been posting over here. I thought you knew....


http://www.celebrityturd.com/page/6

This is one now.
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 11:16    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
human_steel wrote:
Y u no post pics, Rofl_Mao?


He has been posting over here. I thought you knew....


http://www.celebrityturd.com/page/6

This is one now.
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Wtf!


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 11:20    Post subject:
This one should be the cover picture for the start of this thread. It was actually titled "Log Jam" in the link I gave.




Side Note:
--No Rolf_Mao didn't poop this out...but whoever did ate carrots Smile
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 11:59    Post subject:
I see the thread's taking the right course as it should've right from the very beginning.
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 12:13    Post subject:
Someone please post the Japanese toilet where it is so small, no normal person can actually poop in. Laughing
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Unauthorized




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Mar 2011 16:57    Post subject:
There we go! The shit pictures appear! Took longer than expected.
That pistolshrimp would be the initiator was also unexpected!

But here we are. Looking at shit.


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2011 11:36    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
I see the thread's taking the right course as it should've right from the very beginning.


Well if you insist.

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I would like to see offensive images hidden between spoiler tags. We are all decent people here Very Happy . Which is probably why I'm so reluctant to make a picture of my personal log jam


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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dsergei




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PostPosted: Thu, 28th Apr 2011 11:40    Post subject:
Not this thread again Sad
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2011 08:20    Post subject:
LOL, its ok Rofl_Mao. I don't want to see what came outta your ass.

You know why I think smelling someones fart is gross. Because its the poo-molecules that came outta their ass and into your nose and mouth.
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b0se
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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2011 10:27    Post subject:
Lol what has come to this thread


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2011 11:15    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
LOL, its ok Rofl_Mao. I don't want to see what came outta your ass.

You know why I think smelling someones fart is gross. Because its the poo-molecules that came outta their ass and into your nose and mouth.


There is this thing about farts I call the fart paradox... Everyone else's smells but your own is OK. That just doesn't make sense! Why do smelly farts still exist if everyone agrees their own isn't that bad Wink


Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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human_steel




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2011 11:18    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao, why do you refuse taking a picture of your shits?
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Rofl_Mao




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PostPosted: Fri, 29th Apr 2011 13:18    Post subject:
human_steel wrote:
Rofl_Mao, why do you refuse taking a picture of your shits?


I wouldn't mind sending it in a box, do you agree?

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Lopin18 wrote:
I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired. Cool Face
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