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Ragedoctor




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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 19:14    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
i love when people use terms like "projecting your problems".

I'll never shut up about lack of respect and insulting of others and people thinking they're better then others.

NEVER.


Does this mean you always talk to yourself when you're in a room alone because this fits you pretty much perfectly.

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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 19:23    Post subject:
I'm pretty sure she tried to seduce you. Why else would she shower you with the "my man doesn't give me enough attention" lamentations??
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 21:50    Post subject:
Sinthread detected.
@OP: FHITB


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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 22:14    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 15th Jul 2013 22:49    Post subject:
Man Saner! You are quickly advancing to the top of my favorite posters Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 00:13    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 04:49    Post subject:
Lately there's an undeniable trend in this section that requires adequate countermeasures. I say we should rename it into "The FHITB Section" xD

So many different problems, and one valid, universal solution Cool Face
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 08:26    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Lately there's an undeniable trend in this section that requires adequate countermeasures. I say we should rename it into "The FHITB/FIITB Section" xD

So many different problems, and one valid, universal solution Cool Face
Fixed.
You forgot about those threads about car, hardware, etc problems Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 08:42    Post subject:
You can fuck someone in the butt even if you have car/hardware problems, you know - no need to stick it in the exhaust pipe/usb port.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 10:02    Post subject:
farne wrote:
I'm pretty sure she tried to seduce you. Why else would she shower you with the "my man doesn't give me enough attention" lamentations??


pretty much it.


Sin317 wrote:
while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again.


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Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 10:18    Post subject:
dsergei wrote:
You can fuck someone in the butt even if you have car/hardware problems, you know - no need to stick it in the exhaust pipe/usb port.


But where is your sense of adventure? Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 12:09    Post subject:
farne wrote:
I'm pretty sure she tried to seduce you. Why else would she shower you with the "my man doesn't give me enough attention" lamentations??


Yes because women complaining about their husbands (which is totally uncommon) = they immediately want sex with you.




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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 12:11    Post subject:
speedgear wrote:
couleur wrote:



Its a women, she can dress however she wants. And her clothes do not naturally mean anything specific, unless you think and see with your penis.


Soo, if a Woman use this kind of cloth near you, in your mind , it doesnt mean anything??



That's just a good private teacher, why else would she be charging 100$ an hour? Troll Face

speedgear wrote:
farne wrote:
I'm pretty sure she tried to seduce you. Why else would she shower you with the "my man doesn't give me enough attention" lamentations??


pretty much it.


Well maybe, maybe not. But assuming that you, as a relative, would be susceptible for it is kinda, uhm, 10000% retarded. You are relatives after all... I mean I can understand that people cheat and fuck other people etc. but at least make sure you are not obliged to see each other all the time. It's like fucking the gf of your best friend. Even if both want it, it's pretty obvious it will fuck up quite a load of relations, friendship, etc etc.

I can still remember a situation where my best friend and his gf had a fight (again...), he left the pub, she stayed, and then the fun started. I've always liked her, she likes me, but we've never been single at the same time so we never tried anything funny on each other, respecting the boundaries. However, at the time I was single and she knew it... So it started with 'i lost my high heel and i am too drunk, can you please put it back on my foot', and then 'can you please unbutton my shirt, it's too hot' and then she started blowing in my ear and touching my lap. So I was getting a slight boner, and she obviously knew it... So she touched my crotch and felt the boner and said something like 'I still got the skills, wink wink'. And then I got a bit pissed and said it was not fair towards the boyfriend, and not fair towards me to make me horny both knowing that nothing could ever happen and that she should not boost confidence using me because she had a fight. I dunno females sometimes. Abusing our horny feelings to make them feel good!

I do complain about my gf sometimes. To whom? That gf of my best friend. Why? Because i want to fuck her? No. Because I need someone to vent to and try to understand why the species of the same gender is pissed or does something. And then she mostly says it's not my fault and then the girls speak to each other behind the curtains and some stuff happens and everything is fixed.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 16:47    Post subject: Re: cousins wife
speedgear wrote:
Soo, this weekend i went to my wifes cousin house,to help her out with car problems, i went alone, after working the car problems out, i went to her house to give her keys,it was 4pm, so she invited me to have a beer and a sandwich, she is married, but , she appear to me with a mini mini skirt,and a thight blouse , im a man, almost felt like grabbing her from behind.
Surprised , im a haply married man, but whats she thinking alone with me wearing that type of clothes.
and she allways complain about her husband that doesnt give her attention.

she was dressed like this


Seems to me that she wants attention from her husband, dresses up for him (she was going to see him that day, wasn't she?) and complains to others about the issue maybe expecting that someone will tell him to wake the fuck up.

But obviously I could be entirely wrong. It's hard to judge based on so little information.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 16:50    Post subject:
Sin317 wrote:
if i was a woman, i wouldn't stay married to a man who'd tell me, what i can wear or not lol.

Just think about, how your statement makes you look. Maybe the women should all wear burkas hm ?

uuups ....


So if she dressed like a full on whore you wouldnt mind? hahhaha get over yourself seriously


Laughing

i bet hes gona bitch about how women dress like whores because of men and so on
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 17:02    Post subject:
so a miniskirt makes her a full on whore? dafuq
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 17:16    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
so a miniskirt makes her a full on whore? dafuq


i wont mind my wife going out like this




but i think that are limits at least for me regarding my wife, im ok with other people wifes and daughters.


Sin317 wrote:
while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again.


zmed wrote:
Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 17:32    Post subject:
@speedgear: I would mind my wife weighing 30 fucking kilos though.


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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 18:12    Post subject:
That's not seductive clothing, that's just regular summer outfit. At least here.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 18:40    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
That's not seductive clothing, that's just regular summer outfit. At least here.


Idd, my gf goes to work with heels and a skirt shorter than that, and she has a desk job at a pharma company... I am at my computer all day long and half of the time I don't leave office, so half of the time I look like a bum. But the girls, you know, want to feel pretty....

If the boobs were popping out and her ass was almost visible, then maybe she was seducing you, but I highly doubt it...

EDIT: We need pics to judge!!
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 18:59    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
That's not seductive clothing, that's just regular summer outfit. At least here.


Idd, my gf goes to work with heels and a skirt shorter than that, and she has a desk job at a pharma company... I am at my computer all day long and half of the time I don't leave office, so half of the time I look like a bum. But the girls, you know, want to feel pretty....

If the boobs were popping out and her ass was almost visible, then maybe she was seducing you, but I highly doubt it...

EDIT: We need pics to judge!!


Your gf is a whore. D:


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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 19:21    Post subject:
And gagging for it.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 19:26    Post subject:
I'm going to post this without even reading the post, and I'm 99.9% sure it will be a valid response.

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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 21:31    Post subject:
Grale wrote:
I'm going to post this without even reading the post, and I'm 99.9% sure it will be a valid response.

Fhitb Very Happy


how did you know?

perfect advice, wise sage.
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 23:41    Post subject: ...
Ok... what the hell that FHITB means ?
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 23:41    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 16th Jul 2013 23:47    Post subject:
garus wrote:
ragnarus wrote:
Ok... what the hell that FHITB mean ?


FHITB = Fuck Her In The Butt Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Jul 2013 01:32    Post subject:
Dafuq? You've been here for five years and didn't know what FHITB meant? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Jul 2013 01:34    Post subject: ...
sabin I avoided certain threads... now I know that it was for a good reason Wink


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Jul 2013 02:29    Post subject: Re: ...
I can't blame you Ragnarus xD. We're all used to this warm and nasty atmosphere here, but I can perfectly understand that from the eyes of an external viewer, the whole section and comments appear to be kind of creepy.
On the bright side, I can assure you that most of us are actually normal people who would never ever do such a thing as FHITB somebody without her/his consent. It's all a joke, you can stay safe Cool Face
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