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That would make a awesome little flash movie lol
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_SiN_
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 13:35 Post subject: |
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Okay.. so.. I haven't been following this thread, but I just read that summary, and
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 14:06 Post subject: |
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| _SiN_ wrote: | Okay.. so.. I haven't been following this thread, but I just read that summary, and
HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS |
QFFT... my face looks something like this after reading that summary 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 14:39 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 15:33 Post subject: |
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 Spoiler: | | Sephariel wrote: | Just spent the last 3 hours and a half reading this entire thread.
EPIC. FUCKING. THREAD.
The one thing I noticed is that every time Time says "Fuck that bitch, I’m never gonna call her again", people answer him " Good move dude, you should have done that eons ago"
Damn, he said that line about 8 times in this entire thread, it's absolutely pathetic, have you already forgotten ?
I can't resist it, I must make a summary so you guys remember how all the fucked up moments, so you can put this in perspective, as some of you seem to have forgotten alot of this crap and continue supporting his situation like Time his somewhat in the right. And this might also open Time's eyes on how fucked up this situation his, and how he acts. And I have alot of time on my hands so why not !
Time discover that the love of his life is in a mental hospital, even though he knows her for a week.
He feels the need to stay "friends" with her because all her friends abandon her.
Time gives her a few hoodies and a charger 'cause... she's living in a hospital room ?
She doesn't take her pills and Time agrees with her decision.
Time pities himself about how she's the only girl that ever liked him and that she'll be the only one to ever love him.
Time admits he doesn't know psychochick at all, yet she's the love of his life. He wants to know if she feels the same, although his friend told him she told him she had no interest in having any sort of romantic relationship with him.
Pyschochick is fucking another dude called Ben, Time is all pissy about this, he feels he should get over her before "falling in love even more"...
Time persuades himself that he's through with her, but if she ever calls him back, he'll rush to her side right away.
Time is fantasizing about love again, psychochick gets out of her mental hospital but does not contact Time, he goes ape-shit and says for the second time that he's through with her.
Time realize she still have his stuff, he designs the clever plan to get his stuff back then GTFO... yet, it's rude, so he'll do nothing.
Time reads her poem and realizes she's fucking crazy.
They agree to meet at 6am to do some exercise together, but she doesn't answer his multiple calls at 6am, Time gets all pissy about it and want to call her at 2am to piss her off.
Time calls the psychochick, but hears Ben in the background, they apparently had a good fuck. Time is once again all pissy about it, he tries to convince himself that he just wants to be friends with her.
Still he invites her over to sleep, but he's anxious has if he should make his move. But a he pusses out and cancels.
Time declares that <day> is their 2 weeks anniversary, although they're not together.
Time makes a list of CONS and PROS about his relationship with psychochick, result, 13 CONS, 2 PROS.
Time still want his stuff back but don't actually ask for his stuff back (rude... and... stuff...), he can't cut her out of his life 'cause he'll look like an asshole.
Time is convinced that she's sane.
The psychochick is gonna come over at night, Time persuades himself that he'll make his move, he has nothing to lose as he says !
Oh wait, he won't make his move finally. (anyway she cancelled)
They plan this "night" for tomorrow, but Time pusses out once again... or was... tired, yeah.
Time is through with the "biatch" for the third time.
Time invites the psychochick to come live in his parents’ house. His father has a sudden boner for the psychochick. She unpacks her bags in his room then leave to fuck with his boyfriend, Time seemingly has no problem with that, he's all proud and happy that the psychochick "moved in" with him in is parents’ house.
Time's mom ask if he's ever has sexual intercourse, to which he responds "lol no", with a probable "yuck, that's disgusting!"
They sleep in the same bed... that's all.
Psychochick is going ape-shit and start to sing and cry like a bitch, Time finally realizes she's mental.
Psychochick dildoes herself in Time's bed while being two feets away from him. Time concludes "she's being weird".
Psychochick goes mental again for a moment, then leaves Time to fuck her boyfriend again.
Time's mom want the crazy out of her house, Time is angry, he thinks that it's because it's a girl, not because she dresses like a prostitute, wears no pants and squats her house.
Time confesses his love for her on the phone, Psychochick doesn't seem to react.
Time compares his life to a Friends episode.
Time finally understand how stupid he was to invite her to live in his parents house.
Time doesn't want to sleep with Betty, but is deeply in "love" with her.
Psychochick squirts blood over Time's bed while fingering herself. Time concludes from this that she doesn't have the hots for him.
Time discovers that Psychochick is totally fine with polygamy, she has multiple boyfriends which she fucks regularly. Yet he's still deeply in "love" with her.
Time discovers that she has multiple boxes of condoms, he thinks that she must sell them.
Time got his pants back after a month.
Psychochick tells him straight that she doesn't want to go out with him. Time says he's okay with that, but he's crying inside.
Time think she's not ditching him (wait what ? Since when were they together ?), Pyschochick wants him to "cleanup her room". Time can't get signals for shit, gently declines.
Time discover that black guy in a gang is fucking Psychochick brains out.
Time learns she got pregnant, she was in jail, then in that mental hospital, and she was in a relationship with a 30 years old married man.
Time is through with this crazy bitch for the fourth time.
Time wants to be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER <3 ^_^, with her, because being a regular friend would be pointless. But she's still this overly idolized Aphrodite in the eyes of Time.
Time goes paranoid because she deleted him from facebook.
Time declares he learned from his mistakes in these last two months, and refused to meet Pyschochick.
Time resists her calls for a whole two days, he then proceeded to invite her over in his room, to... sit while he writes in this thread saying she's sitting next to him (life)
Time dumped her to play with his friend, feeling the obvious rejection; she packed her bags and gtfo.
Time posts nude pics on this thread that he found on her camera.
Time wants to declare his love for her once again (???)
He declared his love for her on her voicemail, how romantic.
She tells him once again that she's not interested.
Time is through with this crazy ass bitch for the fifth time.
Time learns that two other guys went and "cleaned her room".
Psychochick continues to fuck her multiple boyfriends.
Time think she's a slut but doesn't sleep with anybody (yeah, what standards she has)
Psychochick invites Time to go to the beach at night to do something he always wanted to do. She then cancels but invites him over immediately at 11pm, but Time pusses out.
Psychochick do checkups for STDs every month (what standards ?)
A chick friend of Time says he should play hard to get, Time thinks this means not calling her, but then she calls him and invites him over to which he agrees instantly.
Time starts panicking 'cause she's not calling him.
Time starts his "only she can love me, because... she saw me wake up..." nonsense, and fantasizing a healthy relationship with her because he can endure all the crazy crap she spits out.
Time perceives himself one year from now; he comes to a surprising realisation.
Fuck this bitch, he's through with her for the sixth time.
Time texts her and tells her why they should be together.
We learn that Psychochick attacked her cousin with a knife a few months ago, but that didn't stop love from blooming in Time's heart !
Time expresses his love for her again.
Time is feeling insecure because Psychochick doesn't tell him she loves him.
Time feels she should express love for him because he took alot of shit from her and cared for her these last few months (wtf man)
Time will ditch Psychochick for the seventh time (although he never actually tells her he's through with her all these times) if the situation between them don't become a fluffy love dream.
Time is officially through with her for the seventh time, he even says he don't have any feelings for her anymore... and that she's a slut.
Psychochick is a pron addict and confided to Time how Ben's sperm tasted like.
They don't speak in two weeks.
Time realizes he still cares about Psychochick, he calls her a few times.
Time expresses to her that he misses her, Pyschochick hangup on him.
Time is through with her for the 8th time.
There you have it, pretty much all of this drama summarized in this post. Helpful for the newcomers to this fantastic soap opera, what will happen next ? Stay tuned for Time next post ! |
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 That really made me laugh but at the same time it made me feel a bit sad for Timechange. He really needs to get laid.
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 15:39 Post subject: |
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| Templair wrote: | Thankees for the summary, mate. After reading it only one question poped in my mind ...
"Time posts nude pics on this thread that he found on her camera."
What page?!  ...
T. |
They were removed but I found a site that had already grabbed them and uploaded them  |
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 15:43 Post subject: |
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Well I'll be damned. That's an awesome summary!
And what do we learn from that story? Somebody needs to grow a pair of balls...
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deelix
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| Posted: Thu, 18th Jun 2009 15:57 Post subject: |
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Sephariel is my new hero tho^^
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 07:34 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 08:10 Post subject: |
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wtf
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 08:23 Post subject: |
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wtfwtf
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 11:54 Post subject: |
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I just love how your describe situations in every detail. you just could have said "I saw betty at the train station" but instead you tell us exact date, time, location, location in context to your school, what you have done before and why. it's like a 5year old telling stories. no offense here but.. (:
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 13:02 Post subject: |
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show us the pics or did not happen !!!
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 13:52 Post subject: |
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| EZTOF wrote: | | I just love how your describe situations in every detail. you just could have said "I saw betty at the train station" but instead you tell us exact date, time, location, location in context to your school, what you have done before and why. |
Thats what I like about TC  |
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 13:53 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 14:49 Post subject: |
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fist her!! 
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| Posted: Fri, 19th Jun 2009 19:06 Post subject: |
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Timechange, does Betty have an email?
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| Posted: Sat, 20th Jun 2009 00:45 Post subject: |
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the day you fucking idiots realise that Timechange01 is the Lonelygirl15 of Nfohump will be an epic day.
Hes a fucking troll, the most obvious troll I've ever, ever seen.
troll detected by SiN
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jun 2009 15:03 Post subject: |
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fuck buddy lives near a school.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 22nd Jun 2009 22:46 Post subject: |
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wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
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That was fucking awesome!
