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Saner
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 Posted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 14:16 Post subject: Its terrible :D |
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Liverpool V Man Utd
The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Michael Owen to hopefully win Liverpool the title. One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 mins left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 mins and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. Hello mum, guess what?" he say's. "I played for 20 mins today. We were 4-0 down
but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum, " Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time."
The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!" says his mum, "It's your fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 14:47 Post subject: |
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 rubbish joke. i mean it was obviously a joke united conceedin 5 in 20 mins?  |
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Saner
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| Posted: Sun, 24th Apr 2005 14:58 Post subject: |
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lol I just copied and pasted it 
should have changed it to southampton, that would have been much more believable
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Apr 2005 05:13 Post subject: |
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Liked it, pretty funny actually.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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SaQ
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Location: Great Britain
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Apr 2005 19:13 Post subject: |
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That is quality, especially as a i know many scousers, and I don't know one who isn't as bent a a fookin banana!
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Apr 2005 22:59 Post subject: |
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go Chelsea
For the Motherland!
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| Posted: Mon, 25th Apr 2005 23:21 Post subject: |
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no..... go Bolton
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Saner
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Apr 2005 08:59 Post subject: |
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| TiTaN_KGB wrote: | | go Chelsea |
Whats the truth behind Roman ? is he dodgy with all his cash ?
there are loads of things that float about over here about his dodgy dealings in oil and whta not ?
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Apr 2005 09:45 Post subject: |
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Yes he's a dodgey dealer but who cares? he still can't buy the FA cup
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Saner
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| Posted: Tue, 26th Apr 2005 09:48 Post subject: |
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I dont care I am just curious :Y
too much paper talk about him, I was curius what someone in russia's opinion of his was.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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