dyied my hair...
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Janz




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 04:18    Post subject: dyied my hair...
guys, we need to accept it. we are old. grey hair everywhere...it gives a serious touch yes,maybe...

complete desaster. had a date tonight, so i decided to do a liiiiiiiiiiiittle bit against my huge amount of grey hair. yes stupid, i should wear it with proud like i always did. but the last two,three months it took over, not complete gandalf but a not as little as i was used to it (and im still glad i have complete hair on my head, which is grey, but still hair everywhere, not like many people my age).

long story short,bought some hairdye stuff from the local market. thought soooo, some fucking asshole most likely had replaced the dye in the package with tint (dunno the exact word though). the fucking stuff didnt dye my hair, it tintet it. and guess what? IT FUCKING RAINED!!! IT FUCKING PEALED OFF AND MY FUCKING HEAD,WAS FULL WITH SOME FUCKING PAINT AFTER ONE OUR ONE THE CHRISTMAS MARKET IN THE RAIN!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 04:29    Post subject:
Crying or Very sad
It's time to hide from society, head to the mountain sanctuary High Hrothgar, and join the Greybeards once and for all!

As a receding mang, I shouldn't be laughing really, just look on the bright side. Not to mention that grey hair is considered a fancy commodity by the ladies, it gives you the experienced Clooney look Dude Cool Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 05:30    Post subject:
Use some Scwarzkopf stuff, not random shit.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 05:32    Post subject:
Laughing
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 05:45    Post subject:
Or use Keune, less affordable more stylish.


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 11:48    Post subject:
Laughing

Just be grey mon. It looks sophisticated rather than a cheap plastic look when you dye. Troll Dad


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 12:33    Post subject:
Holy fuck this is too good

Next time better use purple SJW dye, never wears off and is very aggressive against men.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 12:37    Post subject:
What an insecure mofo Reaction
OWN THAT GREY MANE, BITCH! xD


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 12:39    Post subject:
This insecurity explains his affection for Microsoft Mr. Green
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Janz




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 14:08    Post subject:
still not really funny, grrrrr

almost as bad as alan in the two a half men episode with his spray hair Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 15:09    Post subject:
What this topic lacks though is pictures!
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 15:13    Post subject:
Pics or it didn't happen.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 15:26    Post subject:
+3


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Janz




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 15:55    Post subject:
you cant see anything, my clothes are in the washer already (hope that stuff gets clean). and even my hair still is like its supposed to be (chocolate brown Razz)

checked the package of the dye, everything fine. was the normal stuff which was supposed to be in it (though i maybe should not have taken the 1,99 euro dye Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 18:39    Post subject:
1,99? You cheap goat!


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 18:43    Post subject:
That's what his date said when he offered money for a BJ.


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 18:52    Post subject:
@Bob Barnsen

@Janz Cheapskating and wondering why oh why the shit doesn't work when it's raining Mr. Green Pay less for a windows phone and more for a proper dye the next time.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Dec 2016 19:07    Post subject:
So... how did she/he react? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Dec 2016 17:06    Post subject:
i always laugh at the vanity. the worst part is that all that shit people put in their hair and faces, makes their skin or hair grow older even faster and more fucked up then it already is ...
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PostPosted: Mon, 12th Dec 2016 17:11    Post subject:
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