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HubU
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I drank heavily yesterday, and since I woke up, I fart monsters. It stings my fucking eyes, and even the cat was SHOCKED when he smelled it. He keeps away now, and just drops by to give me looks of disgust.
I can't get rid of it, it's like a small animal died in there. Any tips other than enemas?
Can't get fucked in the butt, nobody would AND should.
Help, this room is slowly turning into Auschwitz.
"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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Danyutz
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BLaM!
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Feb 2017 21:35 Post subject: |
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Nui
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Feb 2017 21:58 Post subject: |
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| BLaM! wrote: | | Stick a soap in there.. |
Maybe also eat soap
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Sat, 11th Feb 2017 22:59 Post subject: |
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Mexicano's usually made mine smell like that typical farm fresh methane smell... guess it's good they don't have that over here. 
So I guess... watch what you eat, especially with booze combined. For now: try to avoid enclosed spaces.
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TSR69
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| Posted: Sun, 12th Feb 2017 02:37 Post subject: |
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1st open a window, and perhaps even a second one.
Don't forget it is winter, so dress up.
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| Posted: Sun, 12th Feb 2017 03:51 Post subject: |
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Sounds like a regular Sunday morning after my Chicken Vindaloo & 16 pints the night before. I'm sure its the rice?
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HubU
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| Posted: Mon, 20th Mar 2017 15:48 Post subject: |
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Try eating meat and animal products only (only, not mainly! ONLY!) for a few days. Sausages, Steak, eggs, chicken breast, fish... and if you absolutely can't do and you need some veggies, then eat just some green leafy salad and simple joghurt sauce/olive oil and some cheese. Under no circumstances sugary drinks (coke zero and similar are ok), no beer, sweets, snacks, no potatoes, rice or bread. Drink at least 2 liter fluid a day and up your salt intake.
Not only will your farts smell less offensive, you will absolutely stop farting.
And your cat will love you again.
Thank me later.
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| Posted: Mon, 20th Mar 2017 18:29 Post subject: |
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be a fucking man and tell the girlfriend or wife to stfu and that hers stink too ...
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| Posted: Tue, 21st Mar 2017 02:15 Post subject: |
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Mrs seems to fart louder just after I've fucked her up the ass?
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Apr 2017 22:35 Post subject: |
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Peppermint tea or peppermint tablets from the Dr.
I know this as a friend.d of mine has similar issues....Yes, a friend
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Apr 2017 22:41 Post subject: |
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Asshole
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| Posted: Tue, 25th Apr 2017 10:38 Post subject: You did the job |
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| scaramonga wrote: | | Mrs seems to fart louder just after I've fucked her up the ass? |
Bang Bang, you did the job for her. May be she will shit better from now on.
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zmed
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JBeckman
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...You mean the sprouts right? Right?
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