Who would you punch in the face?
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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 16:29    Post subject: Who would you punch in the face?
Derived somewhat by fight club I have come up with a question that I find pretty interesting. The question is a little different than the fight club one so don't give me shit if you are a huge fight club fan. blah blah blah.

There are sometimes when I think it would just be a good idea for someone to get punched in the face. So I pose the question : if you could punch anyone in history in the face who would it be and when? This doesn't necessarily mean that you have to dislike the person maybe it would just be for shock value or because it would be a funny situation.

For example. Sublime will likely say something along the lines of "I would have punched esel when he decided to hit the submit button on this thread." Very Happy

You aren't limited to one response.

Ok so I'll start it off.
I would have liked to punch Tara Reid in the face when her boobie popped out at that red carpet event. As if her day wasn't bad enough she exposes her nipple for the world to see and then gets punched in the face by some kid.


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 16:32    Post subject:
I would have liked to punch Janet jackson in the face when her boobie was shown to milions of ppl at super bowl event. As if her day wasn't bad enough she exposes her boob for the world to see and then gets punched in the face by some kid and justin timberlake

Laughing

pretty bad hu Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 16:39    Post subject:
I would LOVE to punch Stephen Harper, leader of the Canadian federal Conservative Party.


If I had to punch a woman, it would be this whore:


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 16:39    Post subject:
I would like to headbutt hitler, then say;

"oh but I thought you could take it, considering you're a superior race an all".

Something like that.


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 18:36    Post subject:
George Walker Bush For terrorizing and polluting the earth Sad
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 18:58    Post subject:
I almost forgot about this little smarmy bow-tie wearing bastard ... Tucker Carlson needs to be punched several times in the face


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 19:14    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
I would like to headbutt hitler, then say;

"oh but I thought you could take it, considering you're a superior race an all".

Something like that.


damn I wanted to punch him, in the middle of one of his speeches Very Happy

then ill just do with Columbus, and then fucking say it wasnt India or something like that


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 19:16    Post subject:




this fucking dog (tara palmer tompkinson)

If you know her (u prolly dont if ur outside the UK) but she's a fuckin silly slag. Thinks she gods gift but she's just a rag of shit.

o yea and esel Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 20:35    Post subject:
I forgot to mention the twats at VARA for cancelling Kopspijkers, Holland's most popular TV show Crying or Very sad

Punching is too good for them, I'd hit them in the eye ball with a polo stick x_o
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 20:39    Post subject:
Rofl_Mao wrote:
I forgot to mention the twats at VARA for cancelling Kopspijkers, Holland's most popular TV show Crying or Very sad

Punching is too good for them, I'd hit them in the eye ball with a polo stick x_o


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 21:09    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
this fucking dog (tara palmer tompkinson)

If you know her (u prolly dont if ur outside the UK) but she's a fuckin silly slag. Thinks she gods gift but she's just a rag of shit.


lol ... she sounds like a UK version of Paris Hilton, who is also a silly slag Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 21:25    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:




this fucking dog (tara palmer tompkinson)

If you know her (u prolly dont if ur outside the UK) but she's a fuckin silly slag. Thinks she gods gift but she's just a rag of shit.

o yea and esel Razz


i would do other things to her instead of beating her up tho Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 21:51    Post subject:
Hitting girls turns me on...I....I don't know why.... Sad

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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 22:09    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Hitting girls turns me on...I....I don't know why.... Sad



wahaha lol Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 22:25    Post subject:
Oh noes what will Jenni say?!


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 22:31    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Oh noes what will Jenni say?!


Hahahaahah, that my friend, will be the top moment of this thread.
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 23:40    Post subject:
Laughing

anyway I would really like to smash Julia Stiles on the nose! Right in the center of the head Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 23:49    Post subject:
I'd punch George Lucas in the face
I'd punch my mom in the face but more like to a pulp Very Happy
I'd punch Orlando Bloom in the face
I'd punch the entire cast of LOTR
But, I'd love to beat the crap out of the people who write the jingles for old navy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2005 23:56    Post subject: Me... well
Ronaldo ( Man Utd ) I`d punch..
and that Paul Scholes.. I`d punch him RIGHT up the sack!!
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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 00:12    Post subject:
Good answers. I always wanted to punch a cop in the face. He would have to be on duty tho cause it would lose its magic otherwise.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 00:39    Post subject:
I'd punch a leader of the BNP (British National Party) in the face.

And probably keanu Reeves in a scene from Bill and Ted's excellent adventure for warping my childhood.
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 01:30    Post subject:
I´d punch myself.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 02:37    Post subject:
Hello Pidza. I just owned you.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 02:39    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Hitting girls turns me on...I....I don't know why.... Sad



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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 02:48    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
Oh noes what will Jenni say?!


Hahahaahah, that my friend, will be the top moment of this thread.


It will indeed.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 03:03    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Hitting girls turns me on...I....I don't know why.... Sad



MUUHAHAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

u my friend just got owned by a chick Very Happy
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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 03:56    Post subject:
LOL!
Jenni has become my new hero. Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 04:04    Post subject:
Heroine Smile


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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 04:06    Post subject:
Jenni wrote:
Heroine Smile

I stand corrected. Sad Very Happy Shocked


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2005 04:10    Post subject:
Jenni is on a roll Sad

soon she's gonna pwn the mods and then the world Shocked Crying or Very sad
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