Football Manager 2017
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 08:45    Post subject: Football Manager 2017


A host of new and updated features will
be revealed in the days leading up to the Beta release
at footballmanager.com and on our social channels, so
follow us now to be kept fully up-to-date.

[word-wrapped by me for easier incremental consumption]

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"Oh, boy!"
- Random man

"I can't wait!"
- Woman with red scarf

"This is going to be the best Football Manager ever!"
- SEGA

"I'm going to the bathroom, please excuse me!"
- Most McDonald's customers

"9/10 not for Football Manager, but in general"
- Polygon

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The SEGA Money Train is chugging along the railway line; if you've ridden the train before, you've most probably seen what Football Manager is and you know what the experience is like.

They're supposed to reveal "updates and features" in the weeks leading up to Beta release day, per usual. As players we know the Football Manager developers' definition of a "feature" could be as vague as changing a word in a sentence, adding a stripe to a sock or adding an entirely new rhetorical question for players to answer in a meaningless "press conference".

We also know that with every new iteration of Football Manager comes new bugs that'll take until the next version of Football Manager to fix; and if not, they'll just not fix them at all, per usual.



We know the Steam forums will flood with topics made by players complaining about too many injuries, too many red cards, too many off-sides, too stupid goal keepers, too much RNG, too few actual improvements to the previous version, too ugly match engine graphics.

Ni hao, pre-order nao!
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lolozaur




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 08:54    Post subject:
needs to be in a reskinning thread Laughing Laughing
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 09:02    Post subject:
Very Happy

Also, wtf is the dude on the cover supposed to be doing?

Did he drop his mug of ale right before the shot was taken?

Is he petting his invisible little friend on the head?

Why isn't he turning his body to watch the game, instead he awkwardly turns his head like both his feet were cemented to the ground! The composition of this is complete shit. 10/10.
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mtj




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 09:10    Post subject:
EternalBlueScreen wrote:
Very Happy

Also, wtf is the dude on the cover supposed to be doing?

Did he drop his mug of ale right before the shot was taken?

Is he petting his invisible little friend on the head?

Why isn't he turning his body to watch the game, instead he awkwardly turns his head like both his feet were cemented to the ground! The composition of this is complete shit. 10/10.


Obviously he's preparing a hooker for a blowjob.
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escalibur




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 09:27    Post subject:
EternalBlueScreen wrote:
Very Happy

Also, wtf is the dude on the cover supposed to be doing?


Waving to his players to run back? Though the cover looks cheap.


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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 09:35    Post subject:
If he's the white team manager, they're in the process of attacking a corner (air duels in process) - why would he wave them back, and they're mostly faced away from his gesture?
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escalibur




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 09:38    Post subject:
EternalBlueScreen wrote:
If he's the white team manager, they're in the process of attacking a corner (air duels in process) - why would he wave them back, and they're mostly faced away from his gesture?


Like I said the cover is poor. Maybe he's waving to some players to stay back? Who knows and it's not that this should be discussed at all. I would be happy with no cover at all as long as the content is great. I have to admit that I'm expecting another zero-to-none actual changes compared to previous versions.


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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 09:49    Post subject:
What's wrong with discussing a cover? They're not exactly doing the game any favors.

Most of us won't see the cover, as we'll grab the game digitally, but still.

FM 2016 cover:
 Spoiler:
 

It is still mediocre, but still better

FM 2015 cover image:
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At least this one seeks to evoke sort of emotion: perhaps joy? or the manager is challenging the one player to a fist fight
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 09:55    Post subject:
Here's a larger sized version of the 2017 cover "art":

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Here's a larger sized version of the 2015 cover "art":

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Is it the same guy, wearing the same suit?
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:00    Post subject:


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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:08    Post subject:
Also, the 2016 and 2015 cover has the guy wearing the same wrist-watch... Poker Face

"It has been traditionally known that right handed individuals should wear their watches on their left wrist, while left handed individuals should wear their watches on their right wrist. "

The 2016 guy wears the watch on his right hand, meaning he's left-handed; or perhaps they've just mirrored the image to make it appear as if he is!? Poker Face


 Spoiler:
 
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Saner




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:14    Post subject:
Don't care, still want


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:14    Post subject:


If you were in fact left handed, you'd probably wear the watch on your right hand; however; if you were left handed would you instinctively use your 'wrong' hand when shouting?

He lifts his right hand (with the watch) up to his mouth as he's shouting what is probably orders. Focused


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escalibur




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:20    Post subject:
EternalBlueScreen wrote:





Mind Is Full Of Fuck



I rest my case. Smile


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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:22    Post subject:
So it is probably the same photo shoot of the one dude for at least 3 game covers, but changing ties and for one shoot they ask the actor to put the watch on his right wrist (dominant side) instead of his left wrist? Poker Face

SEGA saving money. We all know it isn't going into developing a better game! Poker Face

At least they don't have to pay money to slap Messi on the cover or hire a professional PR person.

PLOT TWIST: 2016/2015 there might be a different suit in play!


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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:29    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
Don't care, still want


What!? Before you know what new features they'll introduce to the game? Very Happy
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 10:59    Post subject:
I stopped caring two years ago. I spent hundreds of hours with this series Sad
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 11:56    Post subject:
Another year, another rehash, another money grab from SI.
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 13:13    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
I stopped caring two years ago. I spent hundreds of hours with this series Sad


Have you dabbled into the Editor? Created players, edited stuff in general?

How do you play, do you reload if you lose games or get injured players?
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mtj




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 13:33    Post subject:
EternalBlueScreen wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
I stopped caring two years ago. I spent hundreds of hours with this series Sad


Have you dabbled into the Editor? Created players, edited stuff in general?

How do you play, do you reload if you lose games or get injured players?


Best way to play is to start coaching some micro country for the World Championships / Olympics etc and reload until you win :I

Took me a lot of reloads to win European Championships with Finland :/

I preferred Fifa Manager over Football Manager Sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 13:46    Post subject:
Sucks that they don't make fifa manager.

Maybe it wasn't the better game but studium buildings made it more fun. Plus there was always some competition and things to improve between Fifa and Football. Now that Football is only game in town. It fucking sucks.


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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 14:00    Post subject:
EternalBlueScreen wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
I stopped caring two years ago. I spent hundreds of hours with this series Sad


Have you dabbled into the Editor? Created players, edited stuff in general?

How do you play, do you reload if you lose games or get injured players?

If you reload when you lose, the game gets inevitably boring in the later seasons (since you win everything). I tried the editor a few times, but didn't see any point in it.

The most fun I had with this series was when I played online with two friends. I don't remember which iteration it was, but you could easily buy any player with monthly payments. The reactions from my friends when I bought Totti for millions with a shitty club (the news never mentioned it was 24 x 2 million euros), were pure gold. Good times.

It's sad to see a franchise that gave me so much fun over the years got killed by these incessant yearly releases. They should just release a game every 2-3 years and release big updates every year for a couple of bucks. I understand it's a niche product and they don't make huge sales, but I doubt developing requires a big budget.
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 14:11    Post subject:
It is interesting how FM in recent years always has a strong presence on Steam; in hours played as well as for statistics of users currently playing it.

http://store.steampowered.com/stats/
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Mister_s




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 14:12    Post subject:
I'd like to know how many of those hours are idle hours. Meaning the game running in the background when watching a show/movie.
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 14:15    Post subject:
39,107 52,113 Football Manager 2016

6,832 9,585 Football Manager 2015

2,551 3,598 Football Manager 2014


Very Happy within the top 100 right now.
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MannyK




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 14:18    Post subject:
FM is so fucking good.. too bad they don't change anything in this game anymore

i will be on FM 14 for a long time
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 17:40    Post subject: I have left.
I have left.
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escalibur




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 17:59    Post subject:
Shoshomiga wrote:
Can't wait to get my autism fix


The game will get out from Early Access in January 2017. Devil Troll


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 19:39    Post subject:
lolozaur wrote:
needs to be in a reskinning thread Laughing Laughing

Haha yeah, I really wish we could merge threads, and make a giant Football Manager - The Reskinning one like the Formula Derp, Pro Evo Failure and the 2K series. Hell, we could do that with the 80% of the sequels released these days Very Happy Laughing

I'm still in rehab when it comes to FM, so staying away from the thread would be recommended for me. I need to be careful though, the desire is always around the corner, all the entire nights spent playing it nearly costed me my degree years ago xD
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escalibur




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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Aug 2016 21:39    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
lolozaur wrote:
needs to be in a reskinning thread Laughing Laughing

Haha yeah, I really wish we could merge threads, and make a giant Football Manager - The Reskinning one like the Formula Derp, Pro Evo Failure and the 2K series. Hell, we could do that with the 80% of the sequels released these days Very Happy Laughing

I'm still in rehab when it comes to FM, so staying away from the thread would be recommended for me. I need to be careful though, the desire is always around the corner, all the entire nights spent playing it nearly costed me my degree years ago xD



I feel you brotha!


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