I swallowed a spider.
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paxsali
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 20:18    Post subject: I swallowed a spider.
It was letting itself down from the ceiling slowly into my tea, apparently.

I noticed it last second, then I spit it out.

It was curled up in my hot tea.

Needless to say I threw the tea away.

I don't wanna talk about it from this point onwards.

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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 21:05    Post subject:
Poor spider Sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 21:05    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 21:07    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
It can happen to anyone!!!!

I have never heard of anyone drinking spiders before
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 21:10    Post subject:
You sure its a spider? Not seamen?


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 21:16    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 21:25    Post subject:
Invasor, time for a cup of coffee I guess? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 22:07    Post subject:
So you didn't swallow a spider, after all
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 22:18    Post subject:
Misleading thread title, should've been "I put a spider in my mouth then spat it out like a lil pussy"
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 22:34    Post subject:
Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 22:37    Post subject:
ah you bloody bastard, i flinched quite a bit at the actual size on my screen Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 22:39    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 22:42    Post subject:
please, I trust you enough to violate my trust, that I literally had my hand in front of my face when opening this thread again Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 2nd Nov 2017 23:25    Post subject:
Spitters are quitters.
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Nov 2017 11:16    Post subject:
It will have dropped all its eggs inside you 'gets ready for the hatching' Smile
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Nov 2017 11:25    Post subject:
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did you wake up with (huge) super powers this morning?
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PostPosted: Fri, 3rd Nov 2017 15:58    Post subject:
Swallowed one when I was 12 or 13yo. We were in a 500yo+ country house, and we slept on top of some wooden benches... rooms were totally out of service. Down under the bench it was full of spider webs and tasty critters. Awoken on twilight hour and felt something in my mouth... legs & all. Reflection being slept as a pubescent dumbass was to swallow... they say arachnids add pure protein to your organism.


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