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Injurious

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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:26 Post subject: WHAT THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!

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MOTHER FUCKERS!
MY SCHOOL; SUCKS!
THEY FORGOT TO SEND IN MY TRANSCRIPT THROUGH OCAS

OCAS; SUCKS
THEY HAD MY NAME REVERSED

TODAY IS THE DEADLINE Sad

FOR ACCEPTENCE

SO I SKIPPED SCHOOL Rolling Eyes

AND PHONED PHONED PHONED PHONED
And got to fix my name in ocas Very Happy

Phoned centennial; girl with such a sweet voice MmmM
And fixed my courses

But now
NOW
NOW THOSE FILTHY COCK SUCKING MAGGOTS DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO MAKE ME DO SOME SORT OF FUCING TEST

And guess what kind of a test is it

ENGLISH ASSESMENT

FUCK
FUCKING BULL SHIT!

i suck at English
it isn't my strength
AND
AND
FOR FUCKS SAKE
AND
you need a min 175
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And I always fuck up at those Sad

all of the English language I know I was taught at my schools
but 75% of it isn't near college/university English

last time I had to do an English assessment test
it was at humber
I had to figure out what certain words, which I never seen in my entire life during my school years, meant.

it was so embarrassing

and then they said i need ESL classes
then i said FUCK YOU! and left

I had to write an essay too
cause my test score was low

Hand written
HAND!

My handwriting makes chicken scratch look like perfect cursive

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

I JUST KNOW THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN CENTENNIAL

MR. R
we regret to inform you that your English assessment scores were so low that we urge you to take our ESL courses to help you become a student in our fine facility.

FUCKING BULL SHIT

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I HATE DOING TESTS
THEY ARE ALWAYS WRITTEN IN A SMALL ROOM

WITH HUMMING COMING FROM OLD MONITOR SCREENS

THIS AND THAT

PEOPLE BREATHING SO LOUD I COULD GO FORNICATE MY SELF AND THEY WOULDN’T HEAR A BEEP

EYES BLINKING SO FAST AND SO LOUD, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FINGERS TYPING SO FAST Sad

SO LOUD!
PEOPLE FIDGETING AROUND
CHAIRS SQUEAKING
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!

I have add and claustrophobia

I hate driving
And I hate silence

last time I went the filthy four eyed whore took away my mp3 player
i told her with out it i couldn't concentrate and she said it was my fault

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

And now i have to drive to Scarborough Sad

for a 1 pm test GOD!

I SWEAR! I'm about to crack some skulls in! Break some shit! And yell at the top of my lungs!

FUCK! And now tomorrow I have to wake up at 630 OH FUCK

I BOUGHT A NEW BED well a couch
AND I CAN’T SLEEP IN IT

FUCK I HADN’T HAD A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP IN four DAYS!

Any who

I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 6:40
GO TO SCHOOL AT 7:30
AND SET UP A GHETTO GAY ASS MOTHER FUCKING KKK-FAME INDUCING
BROADCASTING SYSTEM

TODAY
For the whole period when I was testing mics
THEY DIDN’T WORK
CAUSE SOME EMO DRESSED UP FAGGED THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILLARIOUS IF HIS SHITTY COCK LOVING FINGERS WOULD PRESS A BUTTON THAT WOULD DIRECT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT AUDIO SET TO THE TV

FUCK!

And at the end when the bell rang I noticed what he did

GOD!

Time for a round of guild wars Sad

BUT MY ISP BLOWS!

MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES! GIVE ME A GUN AND I'LL DO A CANADIAN COLUMBINE!

skidrow
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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:35 Post subject: Re: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Injurious wrote:

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MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLES! GIVE ME A GUN AND I'LL DO A CANADIAN COLUMBINE!

you do that Laughing

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anyway, it sux when school isnt cooperating with you. I hate it to Smile

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Griffon
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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:36 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Nice poem you got there... and yea i accept your appology Fuck count : 24. About Hitman: Movie (2007) Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie. Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.

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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:38 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

FUCK count (not including topic): 24 Ahh FUCK Griffon you beat me to it Watercooled 5950X \| AORUS Master X570 \| Asus RTX 3090 TUF Gaming OC \| 64Gb RAM \| 1Tb 970 Evo Plus + 2Tb 660p \| etc etc

m2rock

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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:42 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I went through UCAS /UK and applied couple weeks late and it was strole. I will start college this October and now comes the bitching 100 quid a week for a small room!!!?!!!! And I will only be able to take with me my Tablet PC and clothes. So goodbye gaming rig, good bye xbmc, gah. And most likely it will be some sucky internet connection as well. Gah hehehehe

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_SiN_
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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:42 Post subject:

DeepRed wrote:

omfg ban this "fucker"

Excuse me??

SycoShaman
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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:42 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hahaha u had to take an english assessment test at humber? I know ppl from humber who can barely fuckin read lol no joke at all like the toronto star is beyond their ability nevermind humber, i know/knew ppl at UFT that can barely read lmao as for sleeping bro, i havent gotten more than 3 hours of sleep a day in the last 3 or 4 weeks dont feel too bad

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Injurious

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Location: Toronto

Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 20:56 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I have a friend at York I did two assignments for him, for English Both got 100% One was a movie; About a theory on creation of life THE MOVIE sucked Seriously The second one; was a poem He sent me 2 poems to read (i didn't) and make one poem that combined them I made some shit up He got 100% Seriously... and I can't go to York cause my grades aren't high enough There’s this girl in my class who’s going to York for journalism I read some of her stuff And it blows. It’s as boring as reading sexy-jesus’s posts, but without content. You read sexy-jesus’s posts and you’re informed. You learn shit. Even if it’s boring. You read her shit you go what the fuck? I hate my school You try to hard… you’ll go nowhere, no one likes a suck up. You don’t try… you’ll reach the top and then sink to the bottom, cause life is brutal. You try some of the time… you eventually realize you’re fucked, HELLO! You just attend, do some random bull shit when you're there… people think you’re kooky, your work becomes well known, your grades go up, and you end up going to the most prestigious university in Canada. Tomorrow I'll talk to one of my teachers if i can send in my transcript to skip the test. or have my people talk to their people. and if it goes well then... there's stage 2 interview. Ever wondered why I’m on the forum so much? My people skills blow.

sTo0z
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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 21:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

How can you be bad at English with posts like that? Maybe you should link them to this thread, you'll be accepted in no time.

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Injurious

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Location: Toronto

Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 21:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

My English marks are low All the essays and shit (homework); I write them when they're assigned or a day before they're due and I usually get high marks In class work, on the other hand, is so boring. And in class work counts for the most. Three weeks back I had a midterm in Media studies; "Write an essay and include the discussions we had in class to support your statements" I was sick when the discussions took place So, I wrote an essay just answering the question. The teacher said it was a nicely written essay, few spelling errors, my hand writing and other rubbish BUT since I didn't include the in-class discussions to back up my statements I got 55%. hahahah --------------------------------- Now, The english assesment tests are somewhat irregular. Think of the hardest grammatically corrupted question you had on any test and then try to solve it in your head. It's easy if your mind isn't clustered I need a piece of paper to make these things work And they don't allow such items. You can't use a pocket dictionary you can't use a pocket translator Nothing

Griffon
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Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 21:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I have no clue how you are going to pass this test if you will sit here - on the forum and continue whining... Go study or something, belive in yourself... use the FORCE for god's sake! Of course you won't pass it if you won't try... you don't even know how it will look and you already make this guesses, it's a college - not some secret NASA base... jesus... But yea I gotta agree, our school does suck About Hitman: Movie (2007) Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie. Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.

Injurious

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Location: Toronto

Posted: Mon, 16th May 2005 21:40 Post subject:

Griffon wrote:

I have no clue how you are going to pass this test if you will sit here - on the forum and continue whining...
Go study or something, belive in yourself... use the FORCE for god's sake!

Of course you won't pass it if you won't try... you don't even know how it will look and you already make this guesses, it's a college - not some secret NASA base... jesus...

But yea I gotta agree, our school does suck Very Happy

I know how English assessment tests look like Very Happy

they test grammar and punctuation Very Happy

And there isn't a way I can study Very Happy

Grammar knowledge is unforgettable once you learn it.

Heck, I’m studying now; by writing Shocked

NASA base tests are easy. All you need is experience and a good score on an government issued IQ test Very Happy

Come morn. next Friday Very Happy

and our (my) work will be shown on all TV screens and be heard through the PA system Very Happy

Our school finally ushers into the new digital age MUWHAHAHHAHA but it still sucks Very Happy

Godlikez*
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Posted: Tue, 17th May 2005 01:35 Post subject:

Yo WTF man! somebody summarise I'm not reading all that shit.

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Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

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Griffon
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Posted: Tue, 17th May 2005 02:32 Post subject:

Godlikez* wrote:

Yo WTF man! somebody summarise I'm not reading all that shit.

Summary: Fuck School.

About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.

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