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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 00:51    Post subject: if someone calls me a motherfucker
well I earned it.
I fucked a married married milf with kids all of last week and it was great.

Don't get married. Don't trust women.

Thanks.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 00:55    Post subject:
As long as its not your own mother, I suppose.

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 00:56    Post subject:
It wasn't. It was a rich milf married to someone who makes $200k a year. He paid for it all. without knowing of course.
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 00:58    Post subject:
Nice! What did he pay?

"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 01:04    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
Nice! What did he pay?
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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 01:27    Post subject:
Laughing
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 02:12    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
couleur wrote:
Nice! What did he pay?
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If only that wasn't true. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing OMG
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 02:13    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
Nice! What did he pay?


Fancy airbnb, plane tickets and I paid for the food. you know, since I'm such a gentleman.
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 03:08    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
It wasn't. It was a rich milf married to someone who makes $200k a year. He paid for it all. without knowing of course.


So, he has enough money to hire a Hitman !? Good luck then ! Laughing

Made in China is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 03:41    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
It wasn't. It was a rich milf married to someone who makes $200k a year. He paid for it all. without knowing of course.


So, he has enough money to hire a Hitman !? Good luck then ! Laughing


honestly, I don't really give a shit. Since
A: I live in a different country where firearms are illegal
B: I really don't care whether I live or die
C: I'm no stranger to a little technical violence.

I just picked this habit back up of fucking rich women. I've been out of the game over a year just grinding for money, there are worse was to die and I wanna DIE BOLD.
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M4trix




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 04:12    Post subject:
Well, that's the spirit ! Life is fucking too short, play hard ! Smile

Made in China is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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Nalo
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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 08:09    Post subject:
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Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 05:53; edited 3 times in total
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 09:52    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:

honestly, I don't really give a shit. Since
A: I live in a different country where firearms are illegal


Cos hitmen are well known only to use legal weapons Very Happy

FireMaster wrote:
B: I really don't care whether I live or die


lol what a rebel! Aww Yeah

shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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highfe




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 09:54    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Cool story bro
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madmax17




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 14:07    Post subject:
pff you can get a hitman for 30 000$ easy.
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 14:38    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
pff you can get a hitman for 30 000$ easy.


Time to setup a fake deepweb page and a bitcoin account then.
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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Mar 2019 19:43    Post subject:
so your years of chaturbating finally payed off huh ? Razz

so many unsatisfied woman out there, many drowning their frustrations in booze, rather they fuck around Wink
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Mar 2019 01:28    Post subject:
Note to self: the usual spaghetti alla carbonara and bottle of cheap wine are no longer enough to make the Fire come over since she's clearly turning into a spoiled mistress Mad
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Mar 2019 01:34    Post subject:
Well could break out the extra fine ("Virgin") olive oil ... but since there's apparently a thing around control of that from something I read years ago then just spiking the drink might be cheaper.

Hell do I know though, northern barbarian or something committing hedonistic acts such as using ketchup on pasta unlike proper Italian civilized eating of Spaghetti Speciale.


EDIT: As for cougar hunting and big mama love as long as you avoid going full Oedipus it should be fine.

Course the inevitable balcony rooftop escape could be a thing.



Considering how prevalent that is in stories it must have quite some truth to it. Smile

Well just an example pic, kinda hard to find a decent image, not too difficult to find a indecent one though with everything in focus and on full display. Razz
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Mar 2019 01:44    Post subject:
Haha Very Happy, I like to imagine our Fire like this


Cool Face
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JBeckman
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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Mar 2019 01:46    Post subject:
Now that is probably a better presentation of how the situation would go, from the air ventilation there it looks like a warning shot was already fired too. Razz
(Well IRL that would probably be a bit too close for comfort in more than one way and the resulting burn would be a bit of a pain in the ass really..)

EDIT: Suppose finishing first can be advantageous in some situations too.
("Done in 60 seconds." Which according to critics was certainly fast and furious but over far too soon..)
(And now watch as that's a real title for a parody porno title like so many others.)

Well that or just going for broke and asking for a threesome session. Not guaranteed to work but since you're going to be running anyway might as well go all out in audacity. Very Happy

Sides never know if it's going to be one of those legendary historical situations where it just works.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/RefugeInAudacity/RealLife
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Mar 2019 02:04    Post subject:
madmax17 wrote:
pff you can get a hitman for 30 000$ easy.


But they only operate in countries were guns are legal Sad
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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Apr 2019 15:57    Post subject:
I have had coitus with a 29 yo milf with 2 kids and 8/10 body.

Lutzifer wrote:
and yes, mine is only average
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todd72173




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PostPosted: Thu, 4th Apr 2019 17:36    Post subject:
he will also be paying for a hitman once he finds out..

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