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inz

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:08 Post subject: BoneCraft

This totally deserves a thread of its own! Laughing

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Somewhere, in some galaxy, a peaceful land of orcs and elves is about to be torn apart.

A mighty spacecraft hurtles through the sky, filled with invaders from a planet far away. They call themselves the Good Ol’ Boys, but the elves fear nothing good will come of their visit. These drunken space marines are about to discover that the planet harbors the most precious commodity in the universe: elf pussy.

Can the elves vanquish this new enemy before they discover the secret elf brothels? Will the horny orcs be able to resist the charms of their sexy elf neighbors? And how will they defeat the most frightening enemy of all?

Using the Captain’s skills of seduction and his team’s expertise in interstellar extinction, you will search the hostile environment of the planet for the galaxy’s Holy Grail: the Elf Queen and her band of lustful minions.

BoneCraft will be available for the PC on January 12th.

Totally badass NSFW trailer for cool folks: http://bonetoob.com/video/170/bonecraft-pre-order-trailer-nsfw

Crappy SFW trailer for wimps: http://bonetoob.com/video/171/bonecraft-pre-order-trailer-sfw

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freiwald

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

human_steel

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:12 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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riptide77

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:17 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I wonder if Blizzard will have anything to say about this game... edit: OMFG, the game even has PREORDER DLC And it's only 35$! Instant buy for me!

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Mr.Tinkles

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:25 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

So this is a porn game? o.O

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riptide77

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:37 Post subject:

Prefetian wrote:

So this is a porn game? o.O

Looks like it, I hope it's FREE-ROAM! Very Happy

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ixigia
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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:42 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Haha They definitely need to improve their marketing though, it looks so.. depressing Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]

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human_steel

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 16:50 Post subject:

Prefetian wrote:

So this is a porn game? o.O

An RPG porn game at that. \0/

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Arukardo

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 17:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

A joy for ronery warcraft players

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Sin317
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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 17:39 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

i'm in ... hm ... i'm up for it ... hm .. i'm sold ... hm ... kinda hard NOT to make a pun here ... damn it , again. oh ..i give up .... fuck.

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vegitayo

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 20:09 Post subject:

human_steel wrote:

Prefetian wrote:

So this is a porn game? o.O

An RPG porn game at that. \0/

and is only 34.99$ So Much Win

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out of sig inspiration for the moment Okay

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madmax17

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 20:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Get c3p0-ho and golden fist when you preorder? Damn, that's a good deal. Though I would rather have the cooler R2D2-ho. "I like playing as the mushroom." \| My Imdb ratings \| My Best Games \| Best actors \| Best directors \| Best musicians \| Best women \| Best Shows

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SpykeZ

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 20:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

best...fucking...trailer.....EVER

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inz

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 20:24 Post subject:

madmax17 wrote:

Though I would rather have the cooler R2D2-ho.

Midget-bot porn is just nasty, geez dude.

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garus
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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 21:01 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

snip Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:28; edited 1 time in total

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dezztroy

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 21:38 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Bought.

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JBeckman
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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 23:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://forum.d-dub.com/showthread.php?87-Downloading Beta procedure.

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riptide77

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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 23:47 Post subject:

JBeckman wrote:

http://forum.d-dub.com/showthread.php?87-Downloading

Beta procedure.

Hmm, that wouldn't be you asking to download the beta, now would it, JB? Wink

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prudislav
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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 23:51 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Seems like "BoneTown fantasy" http://i.imgur.com/SYIa3w4.png http://i.imgur.com/PtROKGv.gif Sometimes i just want to see NFOHUMP burn \o/

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JBeckman
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Posted: Thu, 29th Dec 2011 23:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Wouldn't need to request from here since I already sent my beta request earlier when I pre-ordered. (Well BoneTown was fun and this seems interesting too, plus I'm a fan of VN's / Eroge already and I play most anything, hah.)

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Slizza

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 01:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I'm just going to go ahead and call GOTY! Corsair 750D :: 750W DPS-G:: Asus x370 PRO :: R7 1800X ::16gb DDR4 :: GTX 1070::525gb SSD::Coolermaster 240MM AIO::

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Yondaime
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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 02:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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moosenoodles

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 03:07 Post subject:

JBeckman wrote:

Wouldn't need to request from here since I already sent my beta request earlier when I pre-ordered. Very Happy

(Well BoneTown was fun and this seems interesting too, plus I'm a fan of VN's / Eroge already and I play most anything, hah.)

ill change that for you Jb, "I play everything"

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Hfric

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 06:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

GOTFY 2012 2013 2014 ...

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gromar

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 06:43 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

GOTY

nerrd

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 08:02 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

gameplay vid -

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funame

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 08:06 Post subject:

nerrd wrote:

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JBeckman
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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 09:29 Post subject:

moosenoodles wrote:

JBeckman wrote:

Wouldn't need to request from here since I already sent my beta request earlier when I pre-ordered. Very Happy

(Well BoneTown was fun and this seems interesting too, plus I'm a fan of VN's / Eroge already and I play most anything, hah.)

ill change that for you Jb, "I play everything"

More like I will play with everything in this case.

(Well I like to experiment I guess, the knowledge one can learn from these games isn't bad either - though I have no idea on how to best use it - but I wonder how good it would work in real-life, still I'm at least prepared for most anything.)

And yeah I do tend to try most any game other than full kids or full sports titles. Very Happy

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mike20599

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 14:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Anyone got a link to the beta?

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human_steel

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Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2011 14:42 Post subject:

nerrd wrote:

gameplay vid -

I Am Disappoint

And they have the bravery to ask almost 40 lizards for it. Laughing

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