Wanna get drunk, the cops are after you
wanna get high, the cops are after you
wanna spare yourself the mundane bullshit of relationships and just get laid with a hooker, the cops are after you
wanna get some young but VERY ready pussy, the cops are after you
Don't wanna pay absurd taxes, the cops are after you
You're taking it up the ass everyday and for real once they throw you in jail
Life as a normal citizen sure is an endless anal rollercoaster
That is to say, you wouldn't mind a male monkey sucking your junk? You know that with bananas, they squeeze the bottom so they can open it easier, and from what i've seen it's not a gentle process
FM old chap, sounds like you need to consider a career as a LEO. Think of all the perks (drug bust = free drugs and cash) and immunities you'd get - you could do most/all of that shit and just whip out your complimentary get-out-of-jail-free card when the coppers come.
ontopic: i m happy with life. But i stopped planning for the future and enjoying the day, so maybe i ll be unhappy soon
A PLANNED LIFE DOESNT WORK
enjoy the moment, plan small time to get the cash flowing, never EVER plan how your whole life is gonna be, you never have a clear picture of how it's gonna feel until you're there, and if it takes too long and you realize it wasn't really worth all the effort; it's quite a blow.
Get high, get laid, get drunk. You're not a politician nor are your parents ancient reptilians who have gotten critical positions in the world, the world can do very fine without you, and while you're here, have fun, my son, you're not destined to shape the world in anyway.
dindo_d go back to your books about phyzx and meaningless maths equasions and let the real men talk here for a second, will you?
Oh you're threatened by my intellect... I see...
You intellect is useful in a classroom or a lab, and that world is pretty... different from the one most people live in, how about you grab a rat or a frog and go poke it with needles somewhere huh boy?
dindo_d go back to your books about phyzx and meaningless maths equasions and let the real men talk here for a second, will you?
Oh you're threatened by my intellect... I see...
You intellect is useful in a classroom or a lab, and that world is pretty... different from the one most people live in, how about you grab a rat or a frog and go poke it with needles somewhere huh boy?
I'd actually loved to do that... never poked a rat, but you seem to be familiar in this area so you can recommend me some rat poking moves.
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.
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