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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 16:06    Post subject: Apple are fucking insane.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18377_5-reasons-you-should-be-scared-apple.html

The 0.0002% chance that I'd ever buy an Apple branded product is forever gone. The only thing that I was already really aware about in this article is #5. The rest is just scary, especially #1.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 16:21    Post subject:
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"Apple can further determine whether a user pays attention to the advertisement. The determination can include performing, while the advertisement is presented, an operation that urges the user to respond; and detecting whether the user responds to the performed operation. If the response is inappropriate or nonexistent, the system will go into lock down mode in some form or other until the user complies. In the case of an iPod, the sound could be disconnected rendering it useless until compliance is met. For the iPhone, no calls will be able to be made or received."


I fucking hate Steve Jobs. I hate him with more than Robert Bowling or that chav that stole my £10 birthday money when I was 8.


FUCK YOU APPLE AND FUCK ANYONE THAT DEFENDS THEM.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 16:25    Post subject:
Article way too long to read. I need a video clip instead. And yeah, I already would not purchase any apple product due to high price and not needed.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 16:25    Post subject:
Hardly surprising. Actually it's surprising that people find it surprising. Apple is like one of those cults people outside the cult don't understand and members can't live without. I say fuck 'em. They don't make anything I can't live without. Here's some more Apple craziness.

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iPhone developers angry as Apple purges adult apps

Developers have expressed anger at Apple's decision to ban some adult-themed applications from its iPhone.

Thousands of apps with adult-themed content have been removed from the store since Friday although some, such as one from Playboy, remain.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 16:43    Post subject:
Omfg... This article have made my level of dislike-ness towards Apple even higher...


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 18:55    Post subject:
@ #3 in the article: I think it a tad to far to directly, or even as indicrectly as they try in the article, to accuse Apple responsible of that guy commiting suicide. People get layed off, reprimanded for worse/less stuff all over almost every day.

That being said, Apple, from the articles viewpoint, doenst exactly seem make the work enviorment any better.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 19:00    Post subject:
*Hugs his iPhone <3 Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 19:06    Post subject:
None of this is anything new, remember the Note that back then, and now of course, Apple want their customers to believe that they're rebellious and fight the man when in reality Big Brother on the screen is Steve Jobs today.
Save for the woman with the hammer, that might as well be a new Apple Keynote presentation.
The troopers in the video representing Apples vast legal team, striking down people outside of the fold with great prejudice.
It's funny how they've turned into the thing they set out to fight Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 19:19    Post subject:
iFuck Apple

Stupid pretentious douchebags.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 19:20    Post subject:
Its not only Apple, companies taking away control and ownership of the users is a general development in the electronics sector. Look at the shit Ubisoft is doing atm. Check out the "Is your life becoming an RPG" speech a few topics down in this section. What once was a refuge for people seeking to get away from reality is getting more and more like real life. Every user is only seen as potential consumer, being monitored and the more $$ you spend to cheat yourself to the top the better you are off. Sounds familiar..
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 19:21    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:
Check out the "Is your life becoming an RPG" speech a few topics down in this section.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 21:02    Post subject:
fraich3 wrote:
@ #3 in the article: I think it a tad to far to directly, or even as indicrectly as they try in the article, to accuse Apple responsible of that guy commiting suicide. People get layed off, reprimanded for worse/less stuff all over almost every day.

That being said, Apple, from the articles viewpoint, doenst exactly seem make the work enviorment any better.


That I agree on.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 22:09    Post subject:
so no one thinks "Hi, Im cheeseystereotypicalamericanretard and windows 7 was my idea" isnt a completely stupid tag line? Rolling Eyes

There isnt much to be said, Apple make great products, just as other companies make great products, who gives a fuck.. If you want it buy it if you dont buy something else?

Apple suxxxx!!!1111 is so so so 2001 Smile

And for the record, windows 7 rips off OSX in almost every possible aesthetic way.

Steve jobs is a douche. Bill gates is a douche. Theyre both cunts, old has beens that dress like my grandfather and have no social skills.


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 22:12    Post subject:
Apple suxxxxxxxxx!!!!

Unskippable ads? Disabling jailbroken devices? ._.


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<snip typical Applefag gibberish>


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 22:44    Post subject:
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The biggest reason I will never buy anything from Apple is PRICE. It's fucking bullshit when you can buy perfectly good PC for gaming for 500 pounds / 700 dollars but Macs with similar specs cost 2-3 times more. I only have iPod Nano 3G, but I won that one Very Happy


theyve said countless times they dont really give a shit about gaming. It isnt on their list of priorities Rolling Eyes

if you want a gaming pc, buy a gaming pc. I'm buying a gaming PC rig sometime soon. I use a mac. I will use both. Problem? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 22:50    Post subject:
if you really believe that man, you need to do research. Just off the top of my heard, every blizzard game plays fine on mac osx. Blizzard are one of the only remaining good game devs out there. Dont keep your head up your ass SC2 is also coming to mac..

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Apple products are overpriced, gimped, locked and just shit to work with. Apple doesn't sell good or even decent products, they sell an idea. It's like your typical "cool crowd" syndrome. You try to get in, but once you're in you realize it's shit. Every Apple product made has a much better counterpart for a lesser price. Apple is not that good in making products, but they're masters in PR. Everyone here wants an iPod or an iPhone, but once you ask them "Why?" they have no answers. They know nothing about the product, they know nothing about the alternatives. "That dude had it man, it looked cool". Apple is not to blame, the buyers are.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Feb 2010 23:23    Post subject:
Cohen wrote:
so no one thinks "Hi, Im cheeseystereotypicalamericanretard and windows 7 was my idea" isnt a completely stupid tag line? Rolling Eyes


Who the fuck cares about taglines?

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There isnt much to be said, Apple make great products, just as other companies make great products, who gives a fuck.. If you want it buy it if you dont buy something else?


Yeah, let's just ignore the way they treat customers, developers, competition and so on. Did you even read the article, I mean all of it? I mean, if it was Microsoft who came up with the idea that they write about in #1, you'd be all over that shit, mentioning it in every thread where someone said a bad thing about the almighty Apple. And don't even try do deny it.

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Apple suxxxx!!!1111 is so so so 2001 Smile


Oh, you're right, it's so 2001, god forbid I do something people figured out way back then.

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And for the record, windows 7 rips off OSX in almost every possible aesthetic way.


NO WAI! Then it's a good thing that every last thing Apple spits out is 101% original.

In almost every aesthetic way? Come on.



Many Apple fanatics often counter the fact that they are expensive with "they're of great quality". And sure, they're above you standard consumer electronics equipment when it comes to build quality. Personally I've had alot of first hand experience with Apple products. Throughout my entire compulsury school, we used macs. Everyone had Mac laptops, and all classrooms had atleast one Mac desktop. The library had the first iMac that came out. Then at Uni, we had iMac G5's. My GF of four years has had two iPod Classics and now an iPod Video, wich has been repaired once already. I have four friends with iPhones, three broken and one with booting problems.

With my personal experience I can only say this - the things I've bought that has costed me considerably less and they've worked JUST AS GOOD, sometimes even better, than the Mac products I've come in contact with. Now, if we disregard the hardware, and just pretend that all the faulty stuff somehow magically wound up around me, and just look at the software.

iTunes is a fucking atrocity. Seriously. Textbook definition of bloatware. Then we have the running services it requires, the oh-so limited functionalities (can't copy songs) from the damn iPod?) DRM locks and all sorts of bullshit. For the mindless OH SHINY APPLE PRODUCTS MAKE ME HAPPY-kind of user, I'm sure this works for you, when you don't know any better. But when, like 99.alot% of the users on here, you're very well aware and capable of using other technology, it just feel so fucking limited and dumb.

Take the fist two generations of the iPhone. Ri-fucking-diculous. The AMAZINGLY high pricetag for a fucking fashion gadget?! It lacked so many features when it came out, i was amazed of how many fucking people bought that thing, just cause it had the Apple logo on it. Sure, after a jailbreak, it could do some more things, but then we're back at the "Apple are fucking crazy"-square again - cause they more or less hate you if you jailbreak your device. The 3GS is what the FIRST iPhone should've been. When one of my friends got his iPhone, a 2g, and I had just gotten my Omnia, i asked him question after question "Can your phone do this/does it have this?" No on all accounts, of course, then I asked him what it costed him. I laughed hard when he told me. He's on his third one now, a 3GS thankfully. Even though it stopped booting a few weeks ago. The one before that, he dropped it from his pocket, broke the screen. My phone has hit the floor numerous times already, nothing broken on it. But hey, I'm probably lying, since he paid more for his super-quality phone.

If Apples products costed just about the same as the products they're competing with, I wouldn't be so hard on them, then they would just be an alternative to the already pricy high standard electronics on the market. But they try to pride themselves in being oh-so much fucking better then everyone else, when in fact they aren't.

And that's just the products. I'll never support a company that acts like Apple does.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:29    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:31    Post subject:
Mister_s wrote:
Apple products are overpriced, gimped, locked and just shit to work with. Apple doesn't sell good or even decent products, they sell an idea. It's like your typical "cool crowd" syndrome. You try to get in, but once you're in you realize it's shit. Every Apple product made has a much better counterpart for a lesser price. Apple is not that good in making products, but they're masters in PR. Everyone here wants an iPod or an iPhone, but once you ask them "Why?" they have no answers. They know nothing about the product, they know nothing about the alternatives. "That dude had it man, it looked cool". Apple is not to blame, the buyers are.


I'm "in" and I realized I'm happier working with mac than I was with windows based computers. I find im happier with my ipod than I was with my other mp3 players. I have an iphone and Im happier with it that I was with (over 20) every other phone ive ever owned. Im happier with my macbook than I ever was with any of my other laptops Rolling Eyes

Sorry but your argument is just retarded on the grounds that I just proved it wrong. If however that is your opinion, and you are talking with grounded roots that you owned a mac or apple product in the past then fair enough, your entitled to your opinion.

Anyone who brags about owning something regardless of its status is just an idiot, or very immature. Ive known alternatives and for me, apple just seems to do it better. What else can I say man?


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:35    Post subject:
Cohen wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
Apple products are overpriced, gimped, locked and just shit to work with. Apple doesn't sell good or even decent products, they sell an idea. It's like your typical "cool crowd" syndrome. You try to get in, but once you're in you realize it's shit. Every Apple product made has a much better counterpart for a lesser price. Apple is not that good in making products, but they're masters in PR. Everyone here wants an iPod or an iPhone, but once you ask them "Why?" they have no answers. They know nothing about the product, they know nothing about the alternatives. "That dude had it man, it looked cool". Apple is not to blame, the buyers are.


I'm "in" and I realized I'm happier working with mac than I was with windows based computers. I find im happier with my ipod than I was with my other mp3 players. I have an iphone and Im happier with it that I was with (over 20) every other phone ive ever owned. Im happier with my macbook than I ever was with any of my other laptops Rolling Eyes

Sorry but your argument is just retarded on the grounds that I just proved it wrong. If however that is your opinion, and you are talking with grounded roots that you owned a mac or apple product in the past then fair enough, your entitled to your opinion.

Anyone who brags about owning something regardless of its status is just an idiot, or very immature. Ive known alternatives and for me, apple just seems to do it better. What else can I say man?


Did you even read the article? I love my Iphone as well, but FFS seriously did you even read it?


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:35    Post subject:
And Sin, not once have I ever made a thread to bash bill gates or microsoft. Never have and never will..


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:37    Post subject:
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And Sin, not once have I ever made a thread to bash bill gates or microsoft. Never have and never will..

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=56929

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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:38    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
Cohen wrote:
Mister_s wrote:
Apple products are overpriced, gimped, locked and just shit to work with. Apple doesn't sell good or even decent products, they sell an idea. It's like your typical "cool crowd" syndrome. You try to get in, but once you're in you realize it's shit. Every Apple product made has a much better counterpart for a lesser price. Apple is not that good in making products, but they're masters in PR. Everyone here wants an iPod or an iPhone, but once you ask them "Why?" they have no answers. They know nothing about the product, they know nothing about the alternatives. "That dude had it man, it looked cool". Apple is not to blame, the buyers are.


I'm "in" and I realized I'm happier working with mac than I was with windows based computers. I find im happier with my ipod than I was with my other mp3 players. I have an iphone and Im happier with it that I was with (over 20) every other phone ive ever owned. Im happier with my macbook than I ever was with any of my other laptops Rolling Eyes

Sorry but your argument is just retarded on the grounds that I just proved it wrong. If however that is your opinion, and you are talking with grounded roots that you owned a mac or apple product in the past then fair enough, your entitled to your opinion.

Anyone who brags about owning something regardless of its status is just an idiot, or very immature. Ive known alternatives and for me, apple just seems to do it better. What else can I say man?


Did you even read the article? I love my Iphone as well, but FFS seriously did you even read it?


Yes, I found it rather "bigotry" and biased. So they dont care about their customers right? well they certainly care about me, theyve replaced things and been top help whenever Ive needed it (which is rare, in fact ive only had to contact them 2 times in the past 4 years)

So they are hard on the person that leaked the iphone? well you know what, people complain when people spoil games or movies early, how is that any different man? if I had a product that I wanted to keep secret and some prick fucking leaked it early without my permission id fucking rage, so I dont see why that is a problem. With the amount of money involved here I am not surprised nor look down on how they handled it. If you really believe that then you have a lot to learn about the business world as a whole.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:39    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
Cohen wrote:
And Sin, not once have I ever made a thread to bash bill gates or microsoft. Never have and never will..

http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=56929



I pointed out that microsoft where stealing form apple, I didnt bash anyone in the topic at all Confused


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:39    Post subject:
So according to Cohen; Rage = Torture?

Nice business acumen you have there. You'd be great working for Apple. Pfft, Apple suck, Apple Macs suck, the only people saying otherwise are those desperately clawing for a reason to justify spending 3-4x more on something half as powerful Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Feb 2010 00:45    Post subject:
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So according to Cohen; Rage = Torture?

Nice business acumen you have there. You'd be great working for Apple. Pfft, Apple suck, Apple Macs suck, the only people saying otherwise are those desperately clawing for a reason to justify spending 3-4x more on something half as powerful Laughing


Do you SERIOUSLY believe that they implant chips into peoples brains that inflict pain if they spoil a product? Are you for real? man come fucking on, get real.

And for a start..

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Apple didn't torture Danyong themselves, but their maddeningly intense security policies set the mood. Prototypes and specs of other company's next generation devices leak out all the time, and no one gets hauled into interrogation chambers by corporate police over it.


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