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Frant
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Posted: Fri, 5th Nov 2021 19:47 Post subject: Bad taste jokes that still invokes a chuckle or two	Quick Quote Quote

"How do you recognize a Taliban?" "A Taliban has more wives than teeth!" ..and a joke for the nordic peeps: "Vilken Bryan Adams-låt handlar om ursprungsbefolkningen som är runt 50 idag?" "Samer of '69" Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! "The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer Last edited by Frant on Fri, 5th Nov 2021 19:57; edited 2 times in total

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Stormwolf

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Posted: Fri, 5th Nov 2021 19:52 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

It got me chuckling though

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Frant
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Posted: Fri, 5th Nov 2021 19:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

"Do you know why Astronauts use Linux?" "Because it's too dangerous to open Windows in space!!!" Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! "The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer

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Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2022 18:58 Post subject:

A child molester is taking little Johnny down a dark path into the woods.
Little Johnny looks at the strange man and says, "gee mister it sure is scary in these woods"
The child molester looks at little Jonny and says, "you think this is scary? I have to walk back alone"

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Frant
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Posted: Fri, 18th Mar 2022 20:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Oooh, that one was really dark Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! "The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer

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