Heisenberg and Schrödinger are out for a drive. They, get pulled over, and when the policeman asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?", Heisenberg responds, "No, but I know exactly where I was."
Suspicious, the cop asks him to pop the trunk. He goes back to take a look inside, and when he returns, he prompts, "Did you know you have a dead cat in your trunk?"
Schrödinger retorts, "Well, NOW I do!"
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
