I Am Jesus Christ [TBA]
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lolozaur




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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Dec 2019 20:44    Post subject: I Am Jesus Christ [TBA]
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couleur
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Dec 2019 20:48    Post subject:


Holy shit.


"Enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance. Dare to know! (Sapere aude.) "Have the courage to use your own understanding," is therefore the motto of the enlightenment."
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Dec 2019 20:53    Post subject:
What the fuck?
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Dec 2019 21:09    Post subject:
Quality trolling going on on the forums:

https://steamcommunity.com/app/1198970/discussions/

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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th Dec 2019 21:14    Post subject:
"Will this game feature a god mode?" Laughing


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 00:16    Post subject:
couleur wrote:
Holy shit.

This seems like a spot-on description for that game Laughing
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ergo28




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 00:18    Post subject:
Can't believe... Mind Is Full Of Fuck


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vurt




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 01:04    Post subject:
I'm totally expecting the next trailer to have Jesus slapping people with fish.. probably ending with "from the people who brought you - Goat Simulator!"

Their follow up will be I am Mohammed. And that... will be their last title.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 01:08    Post subject:
With the pressing of the holy button-awesome(tm) hack, you can effortlessly farm XP, followers, and even Salem freebies!
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 01:15    Post subject:
They should've used a more epic part of his life for the trailer, like that time he went berserk, beat up all those greedy jews and smashed their shops in front of the temple.
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 01:53    Post subject:
*Cleaned


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scaramonga




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 02:27    Post subject:
JESUS!
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slal




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 02:46    Post subject:
I can't even tell if this is a joke or real - like some ultra-catholic/christian organisation's propaganda Aww Yeah
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consolitis
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 03:02    Post subject:
It would be cool if they release some Brian DLC.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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lolozaur




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 07:24    Post subject:
They should let the devil into the game at some point with this intro
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DCB




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 07:31    Post subject:
lolozaur wrote:
They should let the devil into the game at some point with this intro


"Realistic fight with Satan" is literally one of the box quotes.

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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 08:31    Post subject:
DCB wrote:
lolozaur wrote:
They should let the devil into the game at some point with this intro


"Realistic fight with Satan" is literally one of the box quotes.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/southparkgifs-l0HlTlhGN5E0D1tHW
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 08:33    Post subject:
Quote:
Cartsy McTriplecart (Steam forum)
Will there be raptor mounts?
Just like at the creationist museum?

...I'm asking for a friend.





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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 09:03    Post subject:
I wonder if you lose if you wear cloths of mixed fabrics or eat shellfish...or if you can own a slave in the game as an npc companion to carry your loot! That would be awsome!


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 09:45    Post subject:
GOTY right there !


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 10:13    Post subject:
Totally Accurate Satan Fight Simulator. Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 10:19    Post subject:
Oh lord!
Can't wait for the DLC: I am Allah
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 10:28    Post subject:
Pretty high production values for such a niche game.
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 10:38    Post subject:
Probably funded by the Vatican. Surprised
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 10:56    Post subject:
I think you will get the dlc with enables you to share a fish and a bread with 1000+ people (it might include a burning bush too)


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 11:24    Post subject:
Keit wrote:
Pretty high production values for such a niche game.

That is what baffles me... why is there so much effort put into the visuals?! Laughing


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 11:25    Post subject:
DarkRohirrim wrote:
Keit wrote:
Pretty high production values for such a niche game.

That is what baffles me... why is there so much effort put into the visuals?! Laughing


but...look at the trees outside!!


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 11:40    Post subject:
it's a testament (pun intended) to tools getting better i would say


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AKofC




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PostPosted: Sun, 8th Dec 2019 12:00    Post subject:
DarkRohirrim wrote:
Keit wrote:
Pretty high production values for such a niche game.

That is what baffles me... why is there so much effort put into the visuals?! Laughing


If the game is serious, probably funded by a couple of rich Christian dudes who are out to spread the word through video games.


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