Spetznaz Survival Machete
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jun 2005 10:49    Post subject: Spetznaz Survival Machete
pretty awesome Very Happy

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These machetes are even tougher than you are (we've said it!) Genuine, mil-spec, all-purpose survival tool, previously available only to elite Spetznaz Special Forces and Soviet A.F. pilots! Perfect for sportsmen, survivalists, climbers, pilots and parachutists. Great for police, fire, rescue personnel, too. A terrific gift for businessmen in the 21st century corporate jungle! And, perfect for your next camping trip, ditty bag or the trunk of your car. 15" long, with 10", high carbon steel blade (our favorite for hefty chopping tools), 1½ lbs. Machete, knife, shovel, hammer, ice pick/sewing needle, saw, prybar, ruler, navigational sight, parachute cord cutter, screwdriver, wrench and more! New in box. Serial numbered. Lifetime warranty!


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jun 2005 11:00    Post subject:
How the hell could that be used as a sewing needle!?

Still pretty cool though.


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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Jun 2005 11:03    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
How the hell could that be used as a sewing needle!?

Still pretty cool though.


It's got extras in the handle.


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