Angelina Jolie
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2005 15:45    Post subject: Angelina Jolie
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2005 16:19    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2005 16:21    Post subject:
'the perfect woman, the goddess' -marv Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2005 18:42    Post subject:




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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2005 19:36    Post subject:
I like her lips!

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PostPosted: Sun, 3rd Jul 2005 20:02    Post subject:
She's like a snake. Her Sexyness is.... unbearable almost....
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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2005 03:27    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
'the perfect woman, the goddess' -fisk


I feel so inferior and pathetic when I look at Angie.

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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2005 03:37    Post subject:
There is a tic-tacs commercial here with a girl that looks a lot like her.

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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2005 17:13    Post subject:
saw it last week.
Pretty hot Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 4th Jul 2005 17:15    Post subject:
She doesn't have the perfect body, I mean it's all good, just, she doesn't have the curves. But It's her face that drives me crazy, her body is all standard.
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Jul 2005 22:45    Post subject:
its all in the lips!
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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Jul 2005 23:28    Post subject:
gay mode on:

she isnt that nice really, i dont see the ultimate fascination with her. she's good looking yes but some of u virgins treat her as though shes the best lookin woman in the world ever

gay mode off:

the pics are alright but nothing new Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Jul 2005 23:35    Post subject:
Pizda2 is right.... She dosn't have the perfect body but damn it's far above normal and the attitude not even the face but her attitude and the way she presents herself is extremly sexy. I think her extreme sexiness makes her body almost seem perfect.

when she is very plain and not ooooozing sex appeal this is how she looks
http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=238gi.jpg

when she is pushing her eyes at you she seems to really hide her flaws without covering up anything

http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=432og.jpg

same photoshoot


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PostPosted: Tue, 5th Jul 2005 23:56    Post subject:
psychoace, are you fucking crazy? http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=238gi.jpg != fucking sexy! I have that picture set as my desktop wallpaper. She's so hot in that pic. She has that look in her eyes and I could just stare at it all day Very Happy

http://img251.imageshack.us/my.php?image=432og.jpg Very Happy I like that pic too Very Happy I don't get where you're getting at Smile She's damn fine in both pics. Sure there are some flaws. That's what makes her hot. She's not afraid of hiding her flaws. Smile She's one celeb. I'd love to have a non-sexual relationship with. Just staring at her all day would give me all the ecstasy I’d need Very Happy

Plus... it's her personality that makes her sexy Very Happy her appearance just makes her attractive Wink Everytime I look at her pics I’m not looking at a hot celebrity Smile I’m looking at Angelina Jolie Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 03:08    Post subject:
I have that Angelina pic with blood in the mouth (same as Inj's avatar) as wallpaper ... damn she really is extremely sexy... Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 09:37    Post subject:
Lips come from collagen injections and her boobs come from Dow Corning Corporation. Not that I mind Wink

Please she is a freak. Has a strange attraction to her brother among other things.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 10:53    Post subject:


I think I found my new wallpaper.

There are few things me and Injurious agree on (we represent different sides of a psychopath, one might say.) One of those few things is Jolie. It's not her body, as a matter of fact in the pic psychoace pointed out, she looked like someone I wouldn't even look at twice... It's her attitude that makes her herself. It isn't even her we're attracted to, it's the thought that if someone like Jolie in the first pic can turn into something like Jolie in the second pic, what could the women in our lives make of themselves with the right attitiude? Not that I'm being sexist or suggesting anything (or even saying that they must change) but the little neanderthal demon that lives in the back of our heads inevitably wants better, in this case a better woman. Jolie's metamorphosis makes that seem a lot closer. That's what attracts me to her. Also, her charisma.

While I don't agree with Injurious about preferring a non-sexual relationship with her, the sex would highlight and end something much larger than itself, permenantly setting into our minds the best image of a short relationship that could possibly exist. Maybe he wants a longer relationship with her, and I do agree that sex could destroy that (it would reduce the image she builds of herself to the physical sensation that is, in essence, no different than the other fucks we've had in our lifetimes.)

I could go on about this, but I'm afraid I've already wandered too far into "rambling" for most of your tastes.


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 12:22    Post subject:
The perfect woman, the goddess!


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 15:32    Post subject:
since she's a goddess, here's something you should drop to your knees for Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 6th Jul 2005 15:50    Post subject:
omg Shocked

http://img45.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jones37hy.jpg

get a bag over her head

/me throws up

u cant say her lips are nice there! I dont like thin lips either but these lips are just so outta proportion they become freakish Smile Also they're not well maintained with them appearing chapped quite often Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2005 20:25    Post subject:
nice photo's weird0


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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2005 23:23    Post subject:
skidrow wrote:
nice photo's weird0


thanks, shot them some days ago when she visited me for tea Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2005 23:24    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
skidrow wrote:
nice photo's weird0


thanks, shot them some days ago when she visited me for tea Very Happy


Yeah I heard about that, when she was lying next to me Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2005 23:26    Post subject:
you fools Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2005 23:29    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
weird0 wrote:
skidrow wrote:
nice photo's weird0


thanks, shot them some days ago when she visited me for tea Very Happy


Yeah I heard about that, when she was lying next to me Rolling Eyes


wtf..when? she told me i'm the only one right now.
well time for some spanking when she comes home today...
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PostPosted: Fri, 8th Jul 2005 23:33    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
weird0 wrote:
skidrow wrote:
nice photo's weird0


thanks, shot them some days ago when she visited me for tea Very Happy


Yeah I heard about that, when she was lying next to me Rolling Eyes


wtf..when? she told me i'm the only one right now.
well time for some spanking when she comes home today...


Well, you know, sharing is caring Very Happy
And everybody else here are probably so jealous they won´t belive us Rolling Eyes Such losers, you know?


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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 02:14    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
weird0 wrote:
_SiN_ wrote:
weird0 wrote:
skidrow wrote:
nice photo's weird0


thanks, shot them some days ago when she visited me for tea Very Happy


Yeah I heard about that, when she was lying next to me Rolling Eyes


wtf..when? she told me i'm the only one right now.
well time for some spanking when she comes home today...


Well, you know, sharing is caring Very Happy
And everybody else here are probably so jealous they won´t belive us Rolling Eyes Such losers, you know?


sure, I beLIEve you.


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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 02:15    Post subject:
so you're dating her too, eh? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 06:49    Post subject:
super honey!!
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