Pringles Cans
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TiTaN_KGB




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 10:25    Post subject: Pringles Cans
They piss me off!!!!

How am i supposed to reach the bottom pringles chips when i cant get my damn hand into the opening? What were the designers thinking dammit!


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whoKnows
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 10:31    Post subject:
they were thinking of slim people like me Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 10:34    Post subject:
whoKnows wrote:
they were thinking of slim people like me Razz

Smile

just put em on a plate or something
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TiTaN_KGB




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 10:41    Post subject:
I mean the little cans are fine, i can reach in fine, but the bigger ones!

And i cant put it on a plate, sincethen after i eat like 3, i have to put the others back in. Knowing myself, ill drop the plate, step on the pringles, slip, punch a hole in the tv, grap hold of the vase, causing water to spill on me followed by the vase falling on me, knocking me out unconsious for the rest of the day. By the time i awake the cocoraches and rats will be all over the pringles and i would be forced to buy a new can Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 10:50    Post subject:
after long time of intense research i found this solution to be the best.

1. Cover the opening with your hand
2. Turn the can upside down
3. Grab and hold some of them with your fingers
4. Turn the can around again.

Several of my friends confirmed this to be working
Hope this helps Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 10:52    Post subject:
Nope, all teh tiny bits come first (when you get to the last pringles) they slip through your fingers and you are stuck with little pringalettes all over the floor.


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 10:52    Post subject:
eat outside Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 11:29    Post subject:
Take pringles. Take a bowl. (You must have on in USSR). Put the pringles in bowl. Use pringle can for your WiFi spy kit.
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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 13:16    Post subject:
Hilarious. The Dutch have been tormented by the same problem for centuries when eating beschuiten, a kind of circular toast. One could only reach the beschuiten at the top of the package. Only recently, some mastermind suggested putting a little hole in the toast. That way one can grab it using the index finger. The human mind should indeed not be underestimated.



Try e-mailing the Pringles CEO if you want to get rich.


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 13:21    Post subject:
get the tube.. put it up to your gob, and tilt Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 13:27    Post subject:
Sublime's suggestion works best


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 13:56    Post subject:
why don't u two get married then jeez...
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TiTaN_KGB




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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 14:39    Post subject:
MAD_MAX any more smart ass comments u'd like to add perhaps?


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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 15:09    Post subject:
Step 1. - Get a sharp Katana



Step 2. - Go berserk with it on the can of pringles



Step 3. - Sort out the pieces of paper from the pringles.



Step 4. - Eat the pieces ... off of everywhere



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PostPosted: Thu, 7th Jul 2005 16:00    Post subject:
I can confirm that the can is mayor pain in the ass (not literarly of course, never tried, you did?).

Any plate or bowl won't work for me as I eat about 5 then hates them for about 15mins before eating 5 more... Thus they will taste ass before they are off the plate...

Sorry fisk, but I am too lazy to sort the paper from the pringles and would thus eat them and be on the toilet for the rest of the day... Without managing to shit... Razz
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 15:55    Post subject:
keep it horizontal and shake it a lil bit... but I am also waiting on the New.Pringles.Can*proper* Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 19:01    Post subject:
CRA$HH110011001 wrote:
keep it horizontal and shake it a lil bit... but I am also waiting on the New.Pringles.Can*proper* Wink


That really is the proper way Smile


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TiTaN_KGB




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PostPosted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 20:54    Post subject:
Who will rls it HOODLUM or RELOADED?


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2005 17:51    Post subject:
i just put them in a plastic bowl. Eats easier


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PostPosted: Sun, 10th Jul 2005 18:40    Post subject:
The best solution is to buy a packet of walkers finest Wink


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PostPosted: Mon, 11th Jul 2005 00:34    Post subject:
mmmm eating some now... hot and spicy... mmmmmmm


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