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ollax
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Location: Here today, Hell tomorrow!
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Death test!
http://community.sparknotes.com/death/
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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ToCS
Posts: 433
Location: -USA-
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 13:49 Post subject: |
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i will die...
Friday, December 24th 2038
At the tender age of 51 years old.
of or...
Cancer - 16%
Homicide - 12%
Heart Attack - 8%
Drowning - 7%
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_SiN_
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Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 17:36 Post subject: |
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Saturday, November 16th 2052
At the tender age of 66 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
"Cleaning your Rifle" (6%)
Alcoholism (4%)
Contagious Disease (3%)
Drowning (3%)
Alcoholism? wtf, i rarely drink :/
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Griffon
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Posts: 1875
Location: Belarus
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:01 Post subject: |
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I know this is a joke thing,
but if some mage would come up to me and say, wanna know when and how you'll die ? I would say no.
| SiN wrote: | | Alcoholism? wtf, i rarely drink :/ |
SiN, that's why Alcoholism is 4% instead of 20%~ 
Has anyone in your family had problems with any of the following?
Mafia Connections
^^^ 
Anyways:
Friday, June 6th 2070
At the ripe old age of 81 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alien Abduction (2%)
Homicide (2%)
Other fascinating statistics:
19,749,958 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
4% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 15350 people claim to have leprosy.
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WTF? Homicide ? :\
About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.
Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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_SiN_
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Posts: 12108
Location: Cybertron
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:17 Post subject: |
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At the tender age of 50 years old.
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Cancer (8%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (7%)
older than i thought....
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:19 Post subject: |
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Sunday, June 11th 2006
At the tender age of 20 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (52%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alcoholism (20%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
HAHAHA
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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drakgon
Posts: 1167
Location: England
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:21 Post subject: |
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meh i got the age of 109
7% chance of death from cleaning rifle
6% drowning
3% heart attack from sex
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:23 Post subject: |
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7% chance of death from cleaning rifle
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
When I read that I had to look at your location 
Thought you were an American
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:26 Post subject: |
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that's why it's 3% :D he won't get a chance to take his pecker out
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:27 Post subject: |
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| drakgon wrote: | meh i got the age of 109
7% chance of death from cleaning rifle
6% drowning
3% heart attack from sex |
You bullshitter!
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:29 Post subject: |
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Come on AM! show us your results
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:35 Post subject: |
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Monday, February 15th 2066
At the ripe old age of 80 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
Homicide (2%)
I don't think i'll ever have a rifle, but the others are a possibility I suppose.
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:44 Post subject: |
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At the ripe old age of 86 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (3%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (2%)
No rifle here. Guess I might need one to stop those green men but dont want to die of the thing that should protect me. Choices, Choices.
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:49 Post subject: |
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Friday, January 13th 2019
At the tender age of 19 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (98%)
Alcoholism (70%)
Cancer (46%)
Heart Attack (30%)
I beat you injurious!
Last edited by AnimalMother on Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:53; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:50 Post subject: |
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Wednesday, December 22nd 2066
At the ripe old age of 84 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Drowning (4%)
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that's stupid, since i never ever swim.
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_SiN_
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Location: Cybertron
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:53 Post subject: |
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Easy way of finding out the age of people on this forum : )
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 18:53 Post subject: |
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you are right. Maybe i drown in my own bathtub 
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 19:04 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | I beat you injurious! |
I never knew dying was a competition.
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 19:07 Post subject: |
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| m2rock wrote: | | Easy way of finding out the age of people on this forum : ) |
so how old am i? |
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 19:15 Post subject: |
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22-23 depending on when yous was born 
Simple math really
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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manwithplanxyz
Posts: 1009
Location: Somewhere in the past looking for the future
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 19:17 Post subject: |
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hey _SiN_ you die on my Birthday November 16th
| Clevesa wrote: | | Murder is the best way out of this that I see. |
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 19:19 Post subject: |
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 nobody dies on my birthday 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 19:22 Post subject: |
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yes injurious
i;m 22 
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manwithplanxyz
Posts: 1009
Location: Somewhere in the past looking for the future
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 19:26 Post subject: |
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anyway i die on Thursday the 21st on 2070 at the age of 83
drowning 10%
cleaning my rifle 9%
| Clevesa wrote: | | Murder is the best way out of this that I see. |
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fisk
Posts: 9145
Location: Von Oben
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 20:24 Post subject: |
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Monday, December 21st 2112
At the unnatural age of 134 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Age (98%)
Cancer (10%)
Heart Attack (30%)
Drowning (23%)
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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manwithplanxyz
Posts: 1009
Location: Somewhere in the past looking for the future
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 20:30 Post subject: |
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DAMN
| Clevesa wrote: | | Murder is the best way out of this that I see. |
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