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 Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 01:50 Post subject: Hahahhahaha... L'm soooo stupid and gay |
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So I got wasted at noon and went to sleep. Woke up... well not long ago... and decided it would be awesome to go the store and pick up some more ice, coke and two red-bulls (I’m a little strapped for cash at the moment) and when I get outside the heat gets to me. I mean.... FUCK! FUCKING HELL!  Then I’m at the store can't see very well where imp going, what I’m doing. I went by the same stand of coke about two times until I decided to pick two bottles up. Then took me a while to decide which red-bull to get as well as another brand of 'energy' drink. Then just when I thought it was over I remembered the ice! I go out side and I stutter at the ice box! I just stand there doing shit. After I opened the cooler I picked up an ice bag and poof. Paid for the shit and went home. Half way through the bag gave. I mean it gave birth to a hole the size of two coke bottles. So there I am walking home in an awkward pose making sure nothing else would fall out. But... a dilemma! I needed to get my keys out! I put the stuff down like any other idiot would and I took out my keys. As I pulled on the chain while wiping the sweat off of my forehead I hear ripping paper. YOP! I ripped the 20$ change I got from the store, not just ripped it, it flew out! I thought of chasing it but the heat did a serious number on my head and I got a wee bit woozy. So... I went inside the building holding my cock with my left hand and juggling everything with the other and to add more to the dilemma, being the retard I am, I thought it would be a pleasure to go up the stairs (instead of using the elevator). So since I only live on the first floor I never thought much of it. Well... when I reached my floor I had to turn the handle and just like prior this quirky incident I had to endure such manoeuvre with a lock and key. And just to make it more impossible this lassie came up behind me, lives next door, and was so damn nice she held the door for me as I gathered up my stuff. Now, as much as I love to spectate at the generosity of a human being, I really hate doing that while at a brink of a massive collapse.
So now I got home. Poured me a glass of scotch. The world stopped screaming and I’m calm! And browsing this forum of course 
Sorry for rambling… I really hate this. They’re planning a strike next week down at LCBO and I don’t know what I’ll do without… hahaha look at me talking like a drunk… well im gonna go get ready to watch may on tv 
Ps. My star-sign says I'm gay. So who ever had their money riding on my homosexuality can now collect it Fuckin' hell. Being a cancer sucks 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 02:22 Post subject: |
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Sorry man, I only got to the part where u woke up in the afternoon and went to the store and got really hot when u stepped out of ur house
The reason I say this is because I was in the same heat from 6am - 4:30pm today, mig welding and working with hot steel...lol
i love when ppl bitch about heat 
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 02:39 Post subject: |
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I used to work construction in the summer... so meh
But it's not that... it's not the heat... well… it is… it’s just that after I had a drink... I went out into the sun. I wasn’t prepared for it because it never happened and I thought it’d be normal like going out into the night.
So no, I’m not bragging about the heat!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 02:41 Post subject: |
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lol gotcha boos
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 02:44 Post subject: |
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boos?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 02:52 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: | | boos? |
lol i meant boss
lol my bad man |
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 04:28 Post subject: |
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No, Injurious run now! He wants you to be his boo!
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 05:37 Post subject: |
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hahahaha
only if he looks like jolie 
j/k
@ animal
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 06:01 Post subject: |
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after watching May i kept thinking of this girl i borke up with for the dumbest reason and now i miss her I mean I felt like I loved her and when i saw her in great pain and just knowing that i couldn't do anything about it made me feel useless so i just broke up with her.
I mean. We're still friends. But it feels like one of those friendships you cant wait to end
FUCK! Is it normal? Every girl I’ve beene with after her i've been comparing to her. Sure the conversations were great. I mean there's nothing i love more than just talking about why a person is this way but everytime i talk to them it's like... her answers always the right answers you know. Deep, precise... just perfect.
I’ve been so stupid. She was the best thing that ever happened to me. And I just kicked her out of my mind for a fucked up reason.
You may laugh at this. But I’ve re-written this post four times. Everytime I came out lookin like a drunk looser who fell in love and didn’t know what to do.
I just want to end what I have now cause it’s going nowhwere and just spend the summer in seclusion
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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drakgon
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 07:04 Post subject: |
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tell her what you told us now..... she probably wont understand but its worth a shot isn't it?
anyways you are probably comparing her to everyone else because what happened was an "unfinished " relationship..... basically you broke up with her for no reason.... therefore there was no conclsion to your relationship and you feel you would you need some closure as to why it failed..
a bunch of friends of mine often had similar problems to yours so i havnt posted a bunch of bs shrink nonsense just what they told me regurgitated.
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 08:45 Post subject: |
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 17:26 Post subject: |
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best of all, the title of this topic has a huge typo. ya we should all just blog about this crap, adding to the problem. anyone read maddox's blogging story? ha!
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 17:26 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Jul 2005 18:04 Post subject: |
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| TheSaint wrote: | | the topic speaks for itself |
I'd get piss mad at you, but it's true I've been really stupid recently and well same goes for the gay aspect of my daily life. Maybe it's true what everyone says when they bully you in school. Y'know. I'm just a stupid fag who'll end up fucking the fattest, ugliest girls in the world
| drakgon wrote: | | tell her what you told us now..... she probably wont understand but its worth a shot isn't it? |
Right now. It'd mean a whole lot me to explain everything but as I said it's one of those friendships you want to end. All we do is send b'day cards, holiday cards, v'day cards... we hardly ever talk to each other.
| Smurf Stomper wrote: | | best of all, the title of this topic has a huge typo. |
Ask your self, was it intentional or not?
| Smurf Stomper wrote: | | ya we should all just blog about this crap, adding to the problem. anyone read maddox's blogging story? ha! |
I had a blog...
Forgot my account details and never bothered making a new one 
And Maddox sucks now. Before he was on-top of things now it’s like a chore to him.
You can tell from his writing that he no longer has fun doing it.
| SoSBigperm wrote: | | I say go out and get some sweet random ass, and the next morning thing will seem so much more clear. Well maybe not, but atleast you will have some sweet random ass. |
Not really it don’t work for me like that… Then again I haven’t burying my thoughts like that. I’ll try it next week… this weekend m’house sort of became a refuge for these people whom I supposed to call family.
And the reason wasn't good at all. The reason was; I couldn't think of anything to say to make her forget about a certain tragedy. And I just couldn't deal with a face full of tears. I'm one of those people who deeply care for everyone and everybody I meet and when I see someone in a great deal of mental anguish… it sort of gets to me 
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
| Roger Waters - Watching TV wrote: | And she is different from the Dodo
And from the Kankanbono
She is different from the Aztec
And from the Cherokee
She's everybody's sister
She's symbolic of our failure
She's the one in fifty million
Who can help us to be free
Because she died on T.V. |
his song is so fucking awesome! HAHHAHAHAHAH
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 01:44 Post subject: |
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You know what i find funny and interesting?
most of the regulars here, have some kinda chick problem that keeps them up at nite lol me included
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 02:11 Post subject: |
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But this here isn't a “chick” problem
It's a reoccurring thought that happens from time to time.
It would be a problem if it weren't my fault and she lived just a stones throw away.
Then again… if I saw her face-to-face I wouldn’t know what to say… so I guess it would be a problem… but I won’t see her ever-again.
Right now, she’s just this writers-block in a chapter of this book I’m writing.
I just need another… “muse”
Then again… it’s hard to find a muse these days.
A sexy body and an adorable face might just get me through a sentence or two, but then I’ll be stuck again.
I really want to finish writing this book.
This world is filled with critics and when my book is finished I don’t want them saying it’s a brilliant book… I want them to say it’s just another ordinary book.
I don’t want twenty page long love-scenes… a forty page long action scenes… or such heart-warming drama that would bring tears even to the toughest of tough critics out there.
I want a book people will find boring to read and in the end they’ll just sigh and toss it in a fireplace.
That’s what I want.
Running around fucking every broad I see won’t do me any good. It’ll feel great, but it won’t be.
Y'know what I find amusing? Running around in the rain with a pretty face by my side. You know what I find funny? When certain people try to figure me out...
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 03:32 Post subject: |
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You know what I find boring? When you try too hard injurious...
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 04:38 Post subject: |
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then you are never bored my friend
cause I haven't tried hard yet to impress you
It saddens me to read such a comment from someone who doesn't know me very well.
But what can you do, eh? Everyone’s a critic and everyone has something to say.
I guess I’m the only one who is willing to listen
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 05:26 Post subject: |
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this forum should have an "injurious" section,
right down there below "the useless void".
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 05:34 Post subject: |
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This forum should have a bull shit section right up top so you and your lazy ass wouldn't have to scroll all the way down to post useless shit.
Thank you. And please fuck off you useless piece of shit. The more time I waste reading your incomprehensible bull shit the less IQ points I have. I'm not calling you fucking retard cause that would have been a compliment for you! What I’m calling you is you! And that is by far the worst insult you and any other low-life like you could ever get. And please spare me your bull shit about how you went through this and how I have no right to say shit like this.
I could give two shits about how fucked up your child hood was. To you, you might have lived through the god damn holocaust, but to me you’re nothing! You’ve proven that by the countless times you kept arguing with me about the littlest details!
Call me a low life asshole with the lack of social life! And I can live with that! But you’re so far up your dirty cum filled ass that you can’t even take one god damn joke! Fuck off! Just fuck off! Honestly!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 06:01 Post subject: |
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and i only typed two lines, lol.
you should lay back and calm your feelings, your mental unrest is pretty obvious in the fact that you change your avatar on a 5-minute basis.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 06:06 Post subject: |
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FUCK THIS SHITZ
chill out people. Nothing to see here
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 06:58 Post subject: |
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| D_A_Kuja wrote: | and i only typed two lines, lol.
you should lay back and calm your feelings, your mental unrest is pretty obvious in the fact that you change your avatar on a 5-minute basis. |
Wow, Mr. big shit! You read me like a fucking book cover! You're so bright! You know me better than I know myself! Would you like a shit-stained cookie to cover up that reeking breath of yours? That breath of your that just happens to smell like a big warm pile of bull shit!
I change my avatar every five fucking minutes? SO WHO GIVES A FUCK!? Like I said you bitch at me about the littlest details ever! Why not bitch about the big picture! Why not bitch about the god damn line! The phrase! The quote! Each and every fucking lie I make up! But you're too fucking stupid to see pass it all! You're too fucking stupid to realize it all! Yes you are! You so fucking are! And the saddest part of it all is that even though you're in the dark you're still looking for one shit-stained hole in the wall that will shed some light on your bull-shit worthless situations. Well, Mr. big shit! GO FUCK YOUR SELF!
And skidrow *mwa* I love you. french kiss
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 07:03 Post subject: |
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Injurious, your flames stopped being entertaining long ago.
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 07:07 Post subject: |
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I stopped being entertaining months ago! Now I actually participate in discussions! If you still think of me as this class clown well I’ll put on a red nose just for you! Just this once. Here’s something you’ll laugh at for a long long long time.
PENIS!
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drakgon
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 07:09 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Jul 2005 07:24 Post subject: |
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Laugh all you want, honey!
But know this, child, you're sarcastically laughing at the word penis. It would be sad to realistically laugh at it, but pretending to laugh at it, well... that's just gone darn retarded.
No offence, hun.
-Much love!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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lol stop it please youre killing me 
