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 Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 06:50 Post subject: Fuck, enough for me! |
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why teh fuck can't i post such a lame posts like i post everytime i'm pissed up, eh?
every time i post such a topic, punch of PC "l33t"-s? comes and fux mu up.. why's that?
example, Pizza dude posts such a lame topic: http://nforce.nl/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14497&sid=0c8fe1491363069734bc8fe48eefdd1b
and no one's going to scream: U iDiOTzor, GOzz BAK!12 etc?
as long as i stay in this forum, i must know the sensible answer.
teh bye teh "r0x0rz"!
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sTo0z
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 07:12 Post subject: |
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Must be your lack of avatar. 
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 11:24 Post subject: |
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U R N0TA iDiOTzor
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 13:11 Post subject: |
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 20:49 Post subject: |
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gimme money and ill be nice
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 21:22 Post subject: |
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| Mutantius wrote: | I did a google.com pic search on your name Cnz
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fraich3
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 21:53 Post subject: |
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| fraich3 wrote: | 
WTF, THAT CAN'T POSSIBLE BE MUTANTIUS!!  |
If it is, than damn, he's fuckin hot lol
Still, britney spears isnt all that hot..I mean, she looks good in magazines and on tv...but ever seen pics of her IRL? ugly...compared to her all done up.
Thats one reason I'd hate to be a celebrity.
Imagine, u go to some hotspot, pick up britney spears (all done up britney spears), take her home, fuck her brains out and then passout....then u wake up the next morning beside an ugly ass troll....lol damn |
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fisk
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:21 Post subject: Re: Fuck, enough for me! |
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| cnZ wrote: | | why teh fuck can't i post such a lame posts like |
Your every post is lame, don't expect them all to fall through.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:25 Post subject: |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | Imagine, u go to some hotspot, pick up britney spears (all done up britney spears), take her home, fuck her brains out and then passout....then u wake up the next morning beside an ugly ass troll....lol damn |
that's true for quite a lot of 1 night stands though. With beer goggles involved you just prey your friends save you and cart you off home. |
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:26 Post subject: Re: Fuck, enough for me! |
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| fisk wrote: | | cnZ wrote: | | why teh fuck can't i post such a lame posts like |
Your every post is lame, don't expect them all to fall through. |
dude, wtf? every post? like you're some freaking nolifer with glasses, who's some cool ace. fuck i hate this kinda people.
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:33 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Tue, 30th Aug 2005 22:53 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | Imagine, u go to some hotspot, pick up britney spears (all done up britney spears), take her home, fuck her brains out and then passout....then u wake up the next morning beside an ugly ass troll....lol damn |
that's true for quite a lot of 1 night stands though. With beer goggles involved you just prey your friends save you and cart you off home. |
hahaha dude....not my buddies...they take pics and shit, then show u in the morning who u were all over....man, some funny times (and some crazy fights) have happened as a result of that. |
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 00:10 Post subject: |
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my post are all 100% all awsomeness to the maximus....
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 01:22 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | In some ways I hate bear goggles and in some ways they're cool.
Such as when there are no really hot chicks in a club, and you think it's going to be a boring night. Suddenly after 4 pints, they all seem much more appealing. |
Two weeks ago I was out in Amsterdam with a shitload of friends, this was the first time I went out since my return from my holiday, first time in two weeks I really went out. Before going out we always drink something at a friends place, this time I got drunk real good coz I was still kinda depressed being back in this cold sad country so I really drank up and I was the only one drunk when we went to the city and I mean I was really drunk. So we finally made it to the centre and a friend is just keeping me in control, we were with 8 people that night and I was the only one slagging behind and my friend is just keeping me in line dragging me to the group when I fall behind and I am talking to random people, I was just fucked up.
We arrive at the club... well... club... far from it but there's booze, music and girls. People start hanging out and I am standing in the corner just fucking wishing for me to stop being drunk and really doing my best from not throwing up. I really had it with being drunk and all of a sudden an Angel starts talking to me, she said something and I didn't understand what she said, so I toldl her I didn't understand, then she tells me "I'm soooo drunk", "Me too" I replied. Anyways she was SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL, A FUCKING MODEL I GAVE HER A 9.5 SHE CAN BE MY WIFE, so we hooked up a bit that night, danced, kissed, touched, the entire package just without the sex. Next day I get up... and I think... I am soooooo lucky, she must be a fucking model.... Miss Universe for sure. Well, I called her and we exchanged emails, and she sent me her pic this is what she looks like:
The girl to the left
http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/8624/doenik8jj.jpg
She isn't ugly, far from it, she's just a standard girl, maybe a bit better looking than the avarage gir,l it basically comes down to taste, I'd give her a 7, but the point of my story is I thought she was a 9.5, which she clearly is not and if I haven't been drunk I don't know if I would have done all the things I had done and said all the things I have said to her lol...
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 01:36 Post subject: |
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LOL, are you sure it's not the one on the right?
Yeah, I had something like that. Hooked up with a girl in a club, did the same things as you. Was thinking to myself the day after thats she was about an 8.5.
So, a couple of days later I get invited out with a group of friends and she's there too. Only this time i'm sober, at least at the start. Theres me thinking "WTF, she's a 6!".
Then I sort of realised, on the night, I never actually thought she was an 8.5, but it was more like I didn't care, or just found her more attractive then I should have. It's hard to explain.
Ah well, it could have been worse, I could have slept with her!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 02:51 Post subject: |
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we all know you mean the 1 on the left (from their perspective)  and erm.. 4 pints gives ya beer goggles?  what a lightweight. And about dragging ya off... i mean from boning her. We leave m8s to kiss etc. but if we see them going off to the toilets or home with them in hand then we stop em. sometimes it turns nasty and they're like 'leave me alone' but in the morning its all cool 
1 time when i was 15 though I was at a party (in some1s backgarden) about 100 of us were there with loadsa tents setup. I was pretty drunk and got off with loadsa girls (this is what ive been told) and accordin to my m8s I was in the tent with 2 girls with my top off. the girls were like 7s and i'd deffo fuck them never mind together but my m8s stopped me! man if i could remember anything of that i'd go crazy coz although its 100% true I dont believe it coz i was in blackout mode  .
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 03:21 Post subject: |
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Dude, 2 pints gives you bear goggles, you just don't realise it. You don't have to be drunk for your perceptions of attractiveness to be skewed. Maybe when you've had a bit more experience you'll realise that. 
The way it works is, if a girl is a 7, after four pints you'll think she's an 8, after eight pints you'll think she's a 9, and after twelve pints you'll be proposing.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 03:28 Post subject: |
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lol nah 12 pints ur on the floor. Seriously it takes 6 pints for me to get beer goggles. maybe 4 to loosen up but it all depends on the day.... my mood.... if i've ate etc.
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 05:15 Post subject: |
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12 pints of shandy doesnt count and it all depends on ur mood... if your dancing, had owt eat... how fast they're drunk etc.
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Mutantius
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Mutantius
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Wed, 31st Aug 2005 16:36 Post subject: |
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| Sublime wrote: | we all know you mean the 1 on the left (from their perspective) and erm.. 4 pints gives ya beer goggles? what a lightweight. And about dragging ya off... i mean from boning her. We leave m8s to kiss etc. but if we see them going off to the toilets or home with them in hand then we stop em. sometimes it turns nasty and they're like 'leave me alone' but in the morning its all cool
1 time when i was 15 though I was at a party (in some1s backgarden) about 100 of us were there with loadsa tents setup. I was pretty drunk and got off with loadsa girls (this is what ive been told) and accordin to my m8s I was in the tent with 2 girls with my top off. the girls were like 7s and i'd deffo fuck them never mind together but my m8s stopped me! man if i could remember anything of that i'd go crazy coz although its 100% true I dont believe it coz i was in blackout mode . |
If my friends stopped me from having a 3some....i'd fuckin honestly snap and beat the shit outta em for real. Seriously, thats the BIGGEST cockblock ive heard...well, maybe not the biggest, but top 5 for sure. |
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