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TheNerd
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 Posted: Thu, 8th Sep 2005 11:26 Post subject: I want to be a millionaire..need help |
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kosmiq
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Sep 2005 15:23 Post subject: Re: I want to be a millionaire..need help |
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| TheNerd wrote: | ok. after many toughts,plans..etc. i came to a conclusion: I want to have a one million $!
and i need your help.
there are couple of hunderends\thusands of ppls surfing this site everyday(and registered).
if just each one of you sweet/nice/lovely(  ) ppl send me only 1000$ (preferable USD)..then my dream will come true.
will u help me???? its nothing..send me only 1000$ 
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I can only say things like: ROFL, LOL and similar...
If you want to make money do a save-the-rabbit-or-else website.. But do not use a rabbit..
Here is the idea behind it all:
Get a cute animal (preferably eatable)
Take some photos with you and the animal
put them on a website and write something like "If you people have not donated 20000$ withing 1month I will kill, boil and eat Randy here" (Randy being the name of the animal in this example).
Make sure that site gets a lot of attention and so on...
Another thing to do is to auction yourself out like a virgin and the highest bidder will get to take it. Only women of course (if you are a man, if you're gay ignore that).
Both ways should raise some money as it has been done before and the ones who did it got a lot of money.
Behold his GLORY! Bow for the technical master! |
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Sep 2005 15:26 Post subject: |
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you can sell your forehead as adspace on ebay.
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TheNerd
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drakgon
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Sep 2005 21:01 Post subject: |
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| TheNerd wrote: | | Esel_Gesi wrote: | | you can sell your forehead as adspace on ebay. |
alredy done that! 
thanks to the ppl who already sent me 54,456 US$$$ |
I know I run the risk of sounding stupid here, but u actually got 54 grand selling ur forehead.....? goddamn, Im in the wrong business.... |
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nouseforaname
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Jenni
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| Posted: Thu, 8th Sep 2005 21:26 Post subject: |
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| Esel_Gesi wrote: | | you can sell your forehead as adspace on ebay. |
Yeah but they only pay $5 per inch so he got $2.50.
Oh sorry! I thought you said foreskin.
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TheNerd
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Baleur
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Fri, 9th Sep 2005 07:23 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | I know I run the risk of sounding stupid here... |
Done and done.
I assume he was joking |
fuck u...but it sure is funny that u threw the quote in there
hey man, anything is possible on ebay...u knock me for thinking he may be serious when someone recently paid thousands for a piece of toast that had the impression of christ on it...? lol fuck man, u just never know nowadays  |
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TheNerd
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