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 Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 13:51 Post subject: need help with a girl |
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We've all been here before, so stop laughing.
some of us went through this at 14, some unfortunate fucker won't until 32... well, for me it's 18. In brief, I got a girlfriend. Through reliable sources (her best friend), I was told that this tuesday (i.e. 4 days from now), she was coming over to my house and had something "special" planned.
*tries his best to quiet the laughter, keeps talking*
Normally, I'd be able to handle this kind of thing aptly. The challenge here is that this girl's into interesting things... like bondage and latex. Yep, I got myself a freak and intend to keep her. Coincidentially, she thinks I'm more experienced than she is (remember the rule of three from american pie?) Coincidentially, I'm a virgin. Thankfully, she's not reading this.
Our last attempt failed miserably because of my imagination (or lack thereof), so I don't want to mess up again. That's the part where you come in. Guys, I need you to give me some ideas. Anything that doesn't involve explosives, electricity, or screams of pain coming from my side of the equation works. Let your imagination go on this one. Thanks in advance.
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 13:54 Post subject: Re: need help with a girl |
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| Accelleron wrote: | We've all been here before, so stop laughing.
some of us went through this at 14, some unfortunate fucker won't until 32... well, for me it's 18. In brief, I got a girlfriend. Through reliable sources (her best friend), I was told that this tuesday (i.e. 4 days from now), she was coming over to my house and had something "special" planned.
*tries his best to quiet the laughter, keeps talking*
Normally, I'd be able to handle this kind of thing aptly. The challenge here is that this girl's into interesting things... like bondage and latex. Yep, I got myself a freak and intend to keep her. Coincidentially, she thinks I'm more experienced than she is (remember the rule of three from american pie?) Coincidentially, I'm a virgin. Thankfully, she's not reading this.
Our last attempt failed miserably because of my imagination (or lack thereof), so I don't want to mess up again. That's the part where you come in. Guys, I need you to give me some ideas. Anything that doesn't involve explosives, electricity, or screams of pain coming from my side of the equation works. Let your imagination go on this one. Thanks in advance. |
Give me her email address or I'll ban you.
BWAHAHAH!!!
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 13:58 Post subject: |
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Blindfold.. that way you don’t have to worry about how anything looks .. & take it painfully slow . tease her till she begs you for it ...
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 14:17 Post subject: |
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You could on the other hand, when she comes over, tell her that you are not that experienced as she thinks and therefore you would appreciate if you could take it a little easy... or? I see no shame in doing so, I think it is much smarter than saying that you are experienced and then fuck (heh) it all up.
And if you intend to keep her you should be honest because otherwise she could start to believe that she does not turn you on for real or you are not that interested in her for real.
Behold his GLORY! Bow for the technical master!
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 15:00 Post subject: Re: need help with a girl |
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| Jenni wrote: | Give me her email address or I'll ban you.
BWAHAHAH!!!
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kek...
| ChinUp wrote: | | Blindfold.. that way you don’t have to worry about how anything looks |
It's not how I look. That's in order. The problem is my lack of knowledge wtf to do once she's in my bed naked. She doesn't care for normal sex, shwe wants something off-the-wall.
| kosmiq wrote: | | You could on the other hand, when she comes over, tell her that you are not that experienced as she thinks and therefore you would appreciate if you could take it a little easy... or? I see no shame in doing so, I think it is much smarter than saying that you are experienced and then fuck (heh) it all up. |
too late.
Edit: actually, you gave me an idea. I could play the virgin and let her tell me what to do. I'm not a bad actor, and an even better liar. don't regret a word of it though... she loves experienced guys. |
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 15:22 Post subject: |
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I always knew you were a virgin, one can tell by the way you write.
LOL I'm sorry, flame me if you like. I just think this entire thread is hilarious and will attract alot of negativity towards you. I wasn't kidding when I said I always knew you were a virigin, not that there is anything wrong with it.
I know that noone here can help you, no one, people can write an entire manual here for you, but having sex... or even freaky sex is not something you can learn by manual, you have to know how to feel it, breathe it, be it. Experience will be your master and teacher. So go ahead and fail again and again, you'll learn and get it right eventually. You can go to a hooker but that's not really the same, though you will learn a thing or two.
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 16:29 Post subject: |
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this is a serious topic.
Reply only seriously or stay out of it.
Not doing so will result in a temp.ban.
Don't make this thread like the last one.
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 16:56 Post subject: |
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Bondage.
Y'got your self a keeper there, bub.
Congrats!
Remember a little pain never killed anyone.
Being slapped around ain't that bad either.
Believe you me if she knows what she's doing it can be darn enjoyable.
On your side.
Being honest could ease the tension, but it's hard saying so without knowing the type of a person she is.
Then again, if you feel for her as she feels for you then being honest is your best bet.
All I can do is wish you luck.
Ps. Latex := Sexy! 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Sat, 1st Oct 2005 17:08 Post subject: |
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duh... so she is quite experienced... she even has a fetish she lives... and you are a virgin and havnt even seen a pussy in reallife and are being confronted with latex/leather and spankings... something tells me your cover is gonna blow as soon as she knocks on your door the evening it should happen and you wet your pants... so your ONLY chance is to be honest... because otherwise it is gonna be really embarrassing for you AND she will leave you cause you lied AND she may even tell her friends about it... but if you tell her theres a very good chance shell understand and it might even be a challange for her to teach you...
a problem could be when shes submissive... cause then teaching you would mean telling you what to do... and that wouldnt be quite submissive then right? oh well...
i wish you luck nontheless.. and anyway... any experience is a good lesson
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Bondage? Fuck why not? it can be fun but make sure u trust her and shit eh...last thing u want is to get handcuffed and robbed...trust me, it fuckin happened to me  laugh all u want (everyone) but fuck, i was thinking with the main vain instead of my brain ya know?
And dont lie about ur experience when it comes to sex...cuz if she's into freaky shit, she'll be able to tell right away. And who knows, it might turn her on. Roleplay with it and see where it goes ya know?
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I didnt bother reading other peoples replies, as they are no doubt moronic..
Please keep reading this, I do honestly want to help you..
FOR FUCK SAKE GROW UP
Now, your 18, your not a kid and you don't need to give a shit about how many people you have fucked. That doesnt matter. If you really like this girl, reguardless of how many men she has been with she will understand that your a virgin. YOU SHOULD TELL HER! Be honest, don't bullshit her from the start as it is bound to continue then you will have nothing at all.. Sex isnt everything, if you care for her you can make things work without all the crap that sex brings.. trust me as an "underage" father, I know that sex can bring a shit load of un-needed grief.
Make sure you talk to her about things too, I mean, her "likes" are all well and good but a sex life isnt all about one persons fantasies, you should talk to her about what you want, what you would like to have done to you and what you want from her.. this is a two way road dude, and so long as you try to give her what she wants and needs you should also get back what you want from her. Communication is the key, none of this "yeah I've done blah blah blah" cause its crap and she will realise it the seccond you get near her with those hands of yours and don't know her ass hole from the clit.. your going to get caught..
I don't think you need to worry dude, if she is with you its for a reason, and that reason isnt your sex life  ! As much as girls may make you want to belive they're all about sex, most of them just want love, if you can provide them love and romance they will be happy even if you think they're belly button is the "right hole for the goal" .. Really dude, more time, more love, less sex and less lies.. you will be much happier for it.
FYI: My girlfriend says "girls don't care if your a virgin, everyone has to start somewhere and its quite fun to teach "
please note, my girlfriend is a moron, I taught her everything she knows..
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| [sYn] wrote: | I didnt bother reading other peoples replies, as they are no doubt moronic..
Please keep reading this, I do honestly want to help you..
FOR FUCK SAKE GROW UP
Now, your 18, your not a kid and you don't need to give a shit about how many people you have fucked. That doesnt matter. If you really like this girl, reguardless of how many men she has been with she will understand that your a virgin. YOU SHOULD TELL HER! Be honest, don't bullshit her from the start as it is bound to continue then you will have nothing at all.. Sex isnt everything, if you care for her you can make things work without all the crap that sex brings.. trust me as an "underage" father, I know that sex can bring a shit load of un-needed grief.
Make sure you talk to her about things too, I mean, her "likes" are all well and good but a sex life isnt all about one persons fantasies, you should talk to her about what you want, what you would like to have done to you and what you want from her.. this is a two way road dude, and so long as you try to give her what she wants and needs you should also get back what you want from her. Communication is the key, none of this "yeah I've done blah blah blah" cause its crap and she will realise it the seccond you get near her with those hands of yours and don't know her ass hole from the clit.. your going to get caught..
I don't think you need to worry dude, if she is with you its for a reason, and that reason isnt your sex life ! As much as girls may make you want to belive they're all about sex, most of them just want love, if you can provide them love and romance they will be happy even if you think they're belly button is the "right hole for the goal" .. Really dude, more time, more love, less sex and less lies.. you will be much happier for it.
FYI: My girlfriend says "girls don't care if your a virgin, everyone has to start somewhere and its quite fun to teach "
please note, my girlfriend is a moron, I taught her everything she knows.. |
Well said
But I do have to ask a question, not to u specifically syn but in general...how hard is it to just pull it out? i swear, Ive had alot of girls fuck me bareback and have yet to get any of em pregnant...just pull out...and if she's on consistent birth control, its like 99.9% chance she wont get pregnant
Then again, if ur a virgin, I suggest u use a rubber the first time, just incase u pop off in like 2 or 3 minutes and cant work the flow  thats not a joke, im serious. |
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| -=Cartoon=- wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | Bondage? Fuck why not? it can be fun but make sure u trust her and shit eh...last thing u want is to get handcuffed and robbed...trust me, it fuckin happened to me laugh all u want |
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seems im lucky that im the one who ties and spanks haha
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| MaroW wrote: | | seems im lucky that im the one who ties and spanks haha |
and then they wake up when the Ghb (date rape drug) wears off and u go to jail? |
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| SycoShaman wrote: | | [sYn] wrote: | I didnt bother reading other peoples replies, as they are no doubt moronic..
Please keep reading this, I do honestly want to help you..
FOR FUCK SAKE GROW UP
Now, your 18, your not a kid and you don't need to give a shit about how many people you have fucked. That doesnt matter. If you really like this girl, reguardless of how many men she has been with she will understand that your a virgin. YOU SHOULD TELL HER! Be honest, don't bullshit her from the start as it is bound to continue then you will have nothing at all.. Sex isnt everything, if you care for her you can make things work without all the crap that sex brings.. trust me as an "underage" father, I know that sex can bring a shit load of un-needed grief.
Make sure you talk to her about things too, I mean, her "likes" are all well and good but a sex life isnt all about one persons fantasies, you should talk to her about what you want, what you would like to have done to you and what you want from her.. this is a two way road dude, and so long as you try to give her what she wants and needs you should also get back what you want from her. Communication is the key, none of this "yeah I've done blah blah blah" cause its crap and she will realise it the seccond you get near her with those hands of yours and don't know her ass hole from the clit.. your going to get caught..
I don't think you need to worry dude, if she is with you its for a reason, and that reason isnt your sex life ! As much as girls may make you want to belive they're all about sex, most of them just want love, if you can provide them love and romance they will be happy even if you think they're belly button is the "right hole for the goal" .. Really dude, more time, more love, less sex and less lies.. you will be much happier for it.
FYI: My girlfriend says "girls don't care if your a virgin, everyone has to start somewhere and its quite fun to teach "
please note, my girlfriend is a moron, I taught her everything she knows.. |
Well said
But I do have to ask a question, not to u specifically syn but in general...how hard is it to just pull it out? i swear, Ive had alot of girls fuck me bareback and have yet to get any of em pregnant...just pull out...and if she's on consistent birth control, its like 99.9% chance she wont get pregnant
Then again, if ur a virgin, I suggest u use a rubber the first time, just incase u pop off in like 2 or 3 minutes and cant work the flow thats not a joke, im serious. |
I'm going to use a rubber every time until I'm damn sure there's nothing I can get up there . Other than that, I've already told this girl I'm quite experienced, and now there isn't a way I can easily back out. Problem is, some fucktard who she was around (not romantically, strictly friends) last summer, now has illusions that he's the boyfriend. I was told this by a friend, and it was later confirmed by my girl. She tried talking to him, but the fucker had the audacity to blackmail her. She was afraid of him spoiling her reputation by talking around school, so she told me not to get involved. As any responsible boyfriend, or indeed any creature with 2 testicles and a penis longer than his tongue, would do, I went to his house with my friend to talk it out with him. The little shit acted like a big vagina "she's yours" etc. I got his word that this conversation would not leave the room. 2 hours later I get a call from my girl saying that the little shit's planning to blackmail her and telling her I came by. Well, fuck fuck fuck and fuck again. The fact that (though he's much larger than me in size), he's afraid of a fair fight with me, added to me being 18 = jailtime if I touch him (the bitch promised to call the police on me if I did). The fact that someone else is going to do it for me in a few days aside, my girl doesn't know who to trust anymore - I played it off, and she dismissed it, but her trust in me is regenerating, admitting to lying to her right now could send the whole thing toppling.
I guess the best solution for me right now would be to just "roleplay" the virgin for now and see how she takes it, then go from there.
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Dude, u've watched one to many "teen" movies...seriously.
First off, if ur going to talk shit, be able to back it up.
Secondly, a bitch that brings that must drama and stress ISNT WORTH IT! Im telling u...I know u wanna get laid and shit, but really man, sex isnt worth all the drama and shit.
By the way, it sounds like she's blackmailing/lying to you. I mean really, how vain is this girl? Who cares if her EX-BOYFRIEND (cuz thats what theyd think) is talking shit about her. Most ppl will realize he's a shit talker, and just pissed he got dumped...and if she really didnt want him around, thats exactly what would go down...sounds like ur gettin played, be careful dude....seriously.
Trust me, any guys on here who have had numerous sexual relationships will tell ya that...u could be something on the side, who knows what shes telling him and feeding u?
gotta think slowly about shit, dont get all heated and go over to his house, especially if u can take him.
My suggestion, if he wants to fight...well, take the beating like a man, u talked shit so back it up...u'll live through a few punches and who knows, u might land a few and win or come out not to banged up
Well, thats what i did and still do...I dont back down, especially if I called the guy out so to speak.
But all in all, a girl, espeically one like uve described, isnt worth it.
And u shouldnt lie about ur sexual experience, dont do that shit again.
If anything, say uve only had sex once or twice, if u must lie and arent comfortable being a virgin...which ya should be man, its all good. Sex does complicate shit most of the time
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bad luck .. shaman .. been screwed with my own cock a few times also .. insensitive fucks
Shaman is right that you have to keep it real, else you will get fucked over .. I still say use a blindfold, & not because your ugly FFS .. because with a blindfold you can put her in a position of trust .. if she isn’t up for it .. warning bells should be ringing .. she wants your dick inside her, but doesn’t trust you enough to wear a blindfold .. ??
If you can slow all the mad heat down .. use your innocence as your strength .. most men who recon they know it all, race to the cum & leave her gagging .. you have the rare power of not knowing what to do .. so you can take your time .. find out listen to her body ..
With a blindfold on she will be @ your mercy .. the longer you take before you slip her your meat, the better the more anticipation .. remember it takes a man three min to get off
It takes a woman/girl @ least 20 min .. so you use your innocence & slow experimental touch .. I think you will find guys who take more time exploring a woman’s body & less time proving what a great fucker they are .. get the women coming back for more ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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uhm... do you ppl have any idea what you would have to do with a masochist? especially you chinup seem to not know anything about it... yeh... maybe you had some blindfolding and soft spanking on the butt... but if this girl is experienced in real s/m she'll know immediately that accelleron has 0 experience whatsoever...
you guys who already had some women know where you have to kiss/touch etc... even that needs experience... but when it comes to spanking/biting etc its even more complicated cause you gotta know where to, you gotta know how hard to and you gotta have a feeling about what the womens body is telling you... without her saying anything... and you can not learn that in a book or so... thats pure experience...
and since you accelleron dont have any experience with a womens body you probably wont even get the kissing/touching right... thats like a fat nerd who plays civ being taken away from his puter and dropped in an enemy territory jungle with the best equipment there is... he still wont survive more than 2 minutes...
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i didnt say every woman likes the same/ behaves the same way... what i said was there are some things especially when it comes to a fetish that you just have to know...
but hey... i dont wanna hold him back... like i said before... every experience is good for somtn...
i guess i shouldnt care anyway...
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Ok, let her take control and have her only once.
Make sure she doesn't want to come over more often. It's ruin your life as a gamer.
Girls r not allowed if you like playing games
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| RobbieBobbie wrote: | Ok, let her take control and have her only once.
Make sure she doesn't want to come over more often. It's ruin your life as a gamer.
Girls r not allowed if you like playing games |
lol... that from someone whos got xfire blah in the signature...
or are you being serious? that would be even more fucked up heh..
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maybe he doesn’t know what he's missing ? Don’t sweat it to much Accelleron .. you’ll be fine .. & if she turns out to be a bitch .. like MaroW & the Shaman have said .. live & learn .. better to be taking a chance, making mistakes than be hiding from situations like our gamer here ..
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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| ChinUp wrote: | | maybe he doesn’t know what he's missing ? Don’t sweat it to much Accelleron .. you’ll be fine .. & if she turns out to be a bitch .. like MaroW & the Shaman have said .. live & learn .. better to be taking a chance, making mistakes than be hiding from situations like our gamer here .. |
eh... when did i say shell turn out as a bitch or anything similar? i guess i wont be answering your shit anymore cause you dont seem to read careful anyway...
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