Revolver
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Griffon
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 08:26    Post subject: Revolver
I can't find the right words to describe how bad this movie was/is.
It's simply... simply ... awful, horrible...

Guy tried to pull a Lynch but as we see... he didn't even pull a Boll... Holy cow... I didn't think there are movies that horrible.

Anyone saw that ? Anyone liked that ? OMG...


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 13:24    Post subject: Re: Revolver
Griffon wrote:
I can't find the right words to describe how bad this movie was/is.
It's simply... simply ... awful, horrible...

Guy tried to pull a Lynch but as we see... he didn't even pull a Boll... Holy cow... I didn't think there are movies that horrible.

Anyone saw that ? Anyone liked that ? OMG...


Its that bad? I mean i liked Lock stock and Snatch, could it really be that bad?


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 16:37    Post subject:
I was looking forward to it. Then it premiered at the Toronto film fest and critics shit all over it. Then people on teh internets shit all over it. So yeah, looks like shit on a stick.

I'll still watch it to make sure it sucks...

reviews so far are pretty abysmal ...
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10004826-revolver/


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 18:04    Post subject:
I think this proved that Guy ritchie Doesn't have what it takes on his own . Matthew Vaughn was the man that made lock Stock and Snatch what they where.

Layer Cake Was also superb

Guy Ritchie is nothing but a Posh Tit


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Oct 2005 18:10    Post subject:
lol .. posh tit Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2005 21:58    Post subject:
hmm. i thought it was good.
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2005 22:23    Post subject:
It's terrible. Lock Stock and Snatch had humour this does not. It was confusing and i considered walking out the cinema.

He copied far too many films as well, that 5 mins in the lift was like fight club but without fight clubs flair, it was just Statham shouting at himself - painful viewing. The cartoon bit ripped kill bill off but why? kill bill had the cartoon bit cos it would have been hard to get a little girl to lie under a bed while they chucked blood and swords about, but a few ppl walking in a hotel room with a big canister damnnnnn best get the animators.

I got a bad feeling about the film from the start when i saw it was distributed by Redbus, the last film i remember them having involvement with was school for seduction which was hardly box office dynamite.

Guy Ritchie.... i want my fking money back
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Oct 2005 00:20    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
lol .. posh tit Laughing


why's that so funny?

neway... yea I was hyped to see this but after the release day flurry of constantly bad reviews I decided against it. I normally wouldn't base this on reviews but 1. they ALL said the same thing. Great acting by jason and ray but the plot was too confusing and it lacked the edge of snatch and lock stock Sad 2. My hype just wasn't great enough to ignore these views.


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