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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 16:49    Post subject: Awww
"chris duke" <dukechris@msn.com> wrote:
Attn:

I am Barrister Chris Duke, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr Pitt Fitzgerald, national of your country. Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21st of April
2002, my client was involved in a car accident along Ibum express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy here
to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet, to locate any
member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the fund valued at US$15.5 million left behind by my client before it gets confisicated or declared
unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited.The said Security Finance company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account
confisicated within the next twenty one official workingdays. Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 3 years now,I seek the consent to present you as the next of kin to
the deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, on receipt of your positive response, we shall then discuss the sharing ratio
and modalities for transfer. I have all necessary information and legal documents needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this
transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Best regards,

Chris Duke.


Shocked or Laughing
You decide
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 16:51    Post subject:
FUCKING NIGERIAN SPAM


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 16:53    Post subject:
It’s the first spam I’ve had on this e-mail account
So I thought I’d share! Laughing

It’s funny, but the story is sad... so sad Sad
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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 17:05    Post subject:
The most sad thing is the actual spam itself..


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Injurious




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 17:16    Post subject:
I like spam... spam like this makes me laugh Very Happy
porn spam makes me happy Very Happy

spam is good Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 17:36    Post subject:
Bah, is it ok if i forward all my Hotmail spam to you then? Very Happy


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 18:18    Post subject:
fund valued at US$15.5 million

its illegal to say the amount if it would be real. only proven relatives and even then without a will of some kind mmmmmh


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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 18:37    Post subject:
This is very nice Very Happy Though I get those from Indians Razz


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 20:06    Post subject:
Dad gets 1-10 of those every week.


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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 21:25    Post subject:
Damn this one is pretty good. I'd play around with that guy if it was me he cornered.

www.419eater.com


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 22:20    Post subject:
I read quite a bit of the info on that site...and it seems that anyone with half a brain would be able to tell its a scam. Or atleast do some deep investigating. I mean, if Im going to get 1.6 million for something, and there is a 30g fee for this, and a 50g fee for that...take it outta the 1.6 million right? Why would i need to come up with the money first? that doesnt make sense and banks and things of that nature dont work like that, so I assume.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 01:29    Post subject:
LOL my girlfriend got the exact same letter, just the names were different.
she sent a reply e-mail out of curiosity wanting more info and the guy actually sent passport and certificate scans.
at that point i was having thoughts, but then i stumbled across a thread on a forum which was filled with these mails.
all of em were exactly the same, just the names were adapted to the subjects.
i told it to my gf and she sent him the most insulting piece of text i ever read Very Happy


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[sYn]
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 10:45    Post subject:
lol, someone should setup a fake e-mail address and send him the same e-mail back but with his name and someone else's name Very Happy! Gooo on! Could be funny Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 10:47    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
lol, someone should setup a fake e-mail address and send him the same e-mail back but with his name and someone else's name Very Happy! Gooo on! Could be funny Razz


So uhh.. what's your contact info? Wink


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 13:27    Post subject:
Hahahah.

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.

Can anyone see "Mr Dukes" Error?


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:34    Post subject:
Maybe spelling isn't a part of law school Very Happy Laughing


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:36    Post subject:
Theres no problem with the spelling in the quote I made.
But there is an error.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:39    Post subject:
All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

A mistake no lawyer would make.


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:40    Post subject:
Exactly.
And maybe there was 2 cars involved? Then maybe everyone in the other car lost THEIR lives Razz


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:42    Post subject:
ps ... what the fuck does "repartrating" mean? Very Happy


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:44    Post subject:
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Quite an easy mistake to make, even for English speakers. But for someone educated to Barrister level, not a chance. Or should I say his legal secretary.


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:45    Post subject:
entry found for repatriating.
re·pa·tri·ate Audio pronunciation of "repatriating" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-ptr-t)
tr.v. re·pat·ri·at·ed, re·pat·ri·at·ing, re·pat·ri·ates

To restore or return to the country of birth, citizenship, or origin: repatriate war refugees.


n. (-t, -t)

One who has been repatriated.
Shame he spelt it wrong.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:46    Post subject:
Wink what a goof. at least if you're trying to scam someone, use a friggin spell checker Very Happy


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Jenni
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Nov 2005 16:49    Post subject:
I'm surprised that half of these halfwits even have access to electricity nevermind the internet.


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