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 Posted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 13:07 Post subject: 10 Steps To Linux Mastery |
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Here's 10 simple steps to becoming a true Linux Master:
1. Grow a beard.
2. Sport a greasy ponytail and thick glasses.
3. Wear black t-shirts all the time.
4. Don't clean your teeth / Make sure you've got body odour.
5. Attend regular AD&D sessions on a wednesday night.
6. Have no girlfriend/wife.
7. Insist on doing the simplest tasks inefficiently with some archaic command line shell.
8. Constantly rant about the inferiority of Windows despite most of the accusations only being truly applicable to Windows pre-XP.
9. Avoid all sunlight and sport.
10. Bore your XP-using friends to death with tales of how much better their lives would be using a platform where simple installation has been replaced by a living nightmare of hunting down the correct libraries necessary to make your software work i.e. Linux.
Bonus step:
To be a true hardcore Linux Jedi there is one final test:
You have to also always spell Microsoft with a $ sign in all online forum posts while chuckling to yourself in the belief that you are God's gift to comedic creativity and online laughs.
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Saner
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I use linux and I dont fall into any of those.
I often support windows when people are slagging it off for one.
| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 14:19 Post subject: |
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1 simple step to becoming a true Windorf nerd:
1.Make stupid jokes about Linux 
Every OS has it's pros and contras...
And these jokes are boring just as the Microsoft ones are...
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 05:37 Post subject: |
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Also you have to go to your local coffee house that has wireless internet access. Sit down ping the gateway a few times so someone will come over and ask what you are doing. You look at them and and snicker, "Their system is so unprotected."
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 13:30 Post subject: |
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I've got #9 down. (i'm a quadraplegic)
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 14:03 Post subject: |
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OP: omg this was horrible. You should become a stand up comedian, so people can boo you off the stage. Oh, and if by any stroke of luck you found this on teh airwaves of teh interweb, you should have your humour gland checked, I be feeling you be lacking!
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 17:31 Post subject: |
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| PoorLeno wrote: | | OP: omg this was horrible. You should become a stand up comedian, so people can boo you off the stage. Oh, and if by any stroke of luck you found this on teh airwaves of teh interweb, you should have your humour gland checked, I be feeling you be lacking! |
It must be comeback day at camp stupid.
I bet sometimes you feel like a red shirt in the Star Trek episode of life don't you?
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 18:51 Post subject: |
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That's not funny either. Why does everyone suck so much cock?
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Nov 2005 01:11 Post subject: |
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| PoorLeno wrote: | | That's not funny either. Why does everyone suck so much cock? |
Now come on, do we really need all this fowl language? I mean seriously think about what you said. Your mother sucks cock and she's funny......looking anyway.
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| Posted: Sun, 13th Nov 2005 19:56 Post subject: |
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| orsty3001 wrote: | | PoorLeno wrote: | | That's not funny either. Why does everyone suck so much cock? |
Now come on, do we really need all this fowl language? I mean seriously think about what you said. Your mother sucks cock and she's funny......looking anyway. |
hehe, now that's funny. See, a little insult goes a long way! =] |
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javlar
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Location: Kalmar, Sweden
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| Posted: Mon, 14th Nov 2005 01:30 Post subject: |
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| orsty3001 wrote: | | I bet sometimes you feel like a red shirt in the Star Trek episode of life don't you? |
Haha, that made me laugh
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Mutantius
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