Why women live longer than men
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cybersurfer




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 21:17    Post subject: Why women live longer than men
The following photos show conclusively why it is that women tend to live longer than men.


#7

("Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?")


#6

(Necessity is the mother of invention...)


#5

("And to think... those wimps at the power company
use straps and cleats to get up this high!")



#4

(I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.)


#3

("Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear
for such a small chlorine gas leak...")


#2[img]

(Step 1: Remove shoes.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while

standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.)


And the winner is...


(How drunk do you have to be before
this starts looking like a good idea?)

This last pic...the guy has to be inpred Shocked
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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 21:25    Post subject:
ahhaha .... nice ones! Very Happy

yup, sometimes us males are complete fucking idiots Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 21:26    Post subject:
heh...nice Smile
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 21:26    Post subject:
rotfl


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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 21:55    Post subject:
lol .... that was fuckin hilarious the last 2 were the best
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Macknu




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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 22:26    Post subject:
Lol nice ones, doubt #2 is really that dangerous though.
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Nov 2005 22:34    Post subject:
lal. nice post.


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PoorLeno




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 14:45    Post subject:
Awsome. Wink

Though there's some logic behind the construction of that last ladder... also some serious flaws. Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 14:55    Post subject:
ROFL! cant say I've tried any of that crap Wink


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 20:49    Post subject:
Ive done #6 (forklifts)...worked quite well....we had to set a joist and we have no other means of doing it...Neutral


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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 20:52    Post subject:
Haha Very Happy Laughing


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cybersurfer




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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 21:14    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Ive done #6 (forklifts)...worked quite well....we had to set a joist and we have no other means of doing it...Neutral


Man thats crazy, I'll tell ya I wouldn't be the guy in the forklift thats being lifted up Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 21:40    Post subject:
Nice pics, anymore? These are great reasons.


If you hate it, ignore it.
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PostPosted: Fri, 4th Nov 2005 23:51    Post subject:
cybersurfer wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Ive done #6 (forklifts)...worked quite well....we had to set a joist and we have no other means of doing it...Neutral


Man thats crazy, I'll tell ya I wouldn't be the guy in the forklift thats being lifted up Very Happy


The funny part is, i was driving the main forklift...Very Happy Scary thought eh? Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 00:09    Post subject:
And the reason i dont care is:






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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 02:22    Post subject:
label your porn with NSFW pls.


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omg....
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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 09:37    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
label your porn with NSFW pls.



Jezus, where do you work dude? Socialstyrelsen?


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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 10:30    Post subject:
#4 and #1 ftw.
ollax, I agree.


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PostPosted: Sat, 5th Nov 2005 15:00    Post subject:
#3 cracks me up Razz
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fisk




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 06:40    Post subject:
Begging the question: Do women live longer than men?


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Somewhat.
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Grees




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 10:43    Post subject:
Research shows that they do.
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 14:13    Post subject:
ollax wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
label your porn with NSFW pls.



Jezus, where do you work dude? Socialstyrelsen?


It doesn't really matter where I wurk-wurk. I don't believe there should be boobies in a mans working environment. The other men teh get teh pissed that I got teh boobies on my screen and they aint, so they all go and find pr0n on teh interweb. Then suddenly only women are working, and that gives them the secret taco natzi powers.

Do you really want that?

NSFW!!!!


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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 15:20    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
ollax wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
label your porn with NSFW pls.



Jezus, where do you work dude? Socialstyrelsen?


It doesn't really matter where I wurk-wurk. I don't believe there should be boobies in a mans working environment. The other men teh get teh pissed that I got teh boobies on my screen and they aint, so they all go and find pr0n on teh interweb. Then suddenly only women are working, and that gives them the secret taco natzi powers.

Do you really want that?

NSFW!!!!


being stoned at work is much worse than a few boobies Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 15:23    Post subject:
Grees wrote:
Research shows that they do.


What research? Your own?


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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 18:44    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Grees wrote:
Research shows that they do.


What research? Your own?

What do you think?

Take the US, women live average around 80 years while men have a life expectancy around 75. In the western world women live on average longer then men. Google for it if you want more, theres not really a debate who live longer then who because women just do.
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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 18:52    Post subject:
Grees wrote:
fisk wrote:
Grees wrote:
Research shows that they do.


What research? Your own?

What do you think?

Take the US, women live average around 80 years while men have a life expectancy around 75. In the western world women live on average longer then men. Google for it if you want more, theres not really a debate who live longer then who because women just do.


Really depends on what you mean with living longer. US is a country that loves war and crime so lots of young men die and pull down the average years for men.
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Grees




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PostPosted: Sun, 6th Nov 2005 18:56    Post subject:
That doesnt change what i have said though.
Im not talking about 'why' or 'how'. Im just answering fisk question on who lives longer.
Women does.
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