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Anomalyst

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Posted: Fri, 13th Aug 2004 18:10 Post subject: Re: You know what I hate?

el_brio wrote:

Having such a long cock.

God it sucks. I always get it trapped in my fly. It gets toilet water on it when I go pee. Hookers charge me extra. Condoms are expensive. My wrists are as deteriorated as a 70 yr old man's.

God it sucks to have such a huge cock.

My cock is huge too. I guess your problem is: you lack experience.
Those accidents you mention, well they're n00by. And about the hookers, I just get regular girls! Wink

AnimalMother

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Posted: Fri, 13th Aug 2004 19:15 Post subject:

dryan wrote:

Interesting.....

I have a really small cock.

It doesn't work the other way around. But thanks for being honest with us. Wink

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Godlikez*
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Posted: Sat, 14th Aug 2004 09:36 Post subject:

yea its suxs for you specially when its sticking out of your head

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hehe sorry i couldnt resist

Daz99 wrote:

Will I get banned for posting a horse and a nakkid black man?

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Voodoo-child
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Posted: Sat, 14th Aug 2004 17:14 Post subject: Re: You know what I hate?

Anomalyst wrote:

My cock is huge too. I guess your problem is: you lack experience.
Those accidents you mention, well they're n00by. And about the hookers, I just get regular girls! Wink

your mom aint considered to be a regular girl Embarassed

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dryan
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Posted: Mon, 16th Aug 2004 04:27 Post subject: Re: You know what I hate?

Voodoo-child wrote:

Anomalyst wrote:

My cock is huge too. I guess your problem is: you lack experience.
Those accidents you mention, well they're n00by. And about the hookers, I just get regular girls! Wink

your mom aint considered to be a regular girl Embarassed

Bah this means I'll have to stop visiting his mum Sad