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Mkone

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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 09:49 Post subject: The Old Lady In The Sex Shop	Quick Quote Quote

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

MariusED

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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 11:57 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

haha Reality is booring...

EVILmono

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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 12:22 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hahaha

deelix
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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 12:23 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 12:56 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

hahahahahaaa

deelix
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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 13:16 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Should be a 40 year agelimit in that kinds of shops

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Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 17:33 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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