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 Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 00:31 Post subject: Funny story |
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Got it from another forum
have never really figured out why the sexual instinct between men and woman separates that much. I have also never understood that about Venus and Mars.
I have never figured why men think with their head and women think with their heart.
For an example. One night last week me and my girlfriend went to bed. The passion flows in the bedroom until she ends it by saying, "i dont feel to do this right now, i just want you to hold your arms around me". I said "what??!! what was that?! .Then she says those words that every man fears to hear about....You are not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.
She answered the look of my face by saying, "cant you just love me for who i am and not for what i do for you in the bedroom?".
When i finally understood that nothing was going to happen that night i fell asleep.
The next day i took time off from work just to be with her. We went out and had a great lunch and then went to a big big shoppingcenter. I went in with her to all the stores where she tried all type of really expensive clothing. She could not decide what to choose so i told her to take it all. She wanted shoes as complement to all her new clothes. So i said to her that let us buy one pair of shoes to each clothing.
We then went to the jewellery department where she chose a pair of diamond earrings. Allow me to say........She was so excited. She must of believed that i was one step away from the mental hospital.
I started to believe that she was testing me when she asked me if she could have that tennis bracelet, when she does not even know how to play tennis. I think she believed i was nuts when i said, "of course honey". She was almost sexually satisfied from all the shopping. With a very big smile on her face she finally said, "I think that was all honey, lets go and pay".
I could barely keep hold of myself when i said, "NO Honey, i dont feel to".
Her face got all white and her jaw almost hit the ground with a shocked and surprised "What??!!"
I then said "Honey!! i just want you to hold the things for a while" You are not enough in touch with my financial needs as a man for me being able to satisfy you as a woman".
Then when her look was like she was going to kill me, i continued, "Why cant you just love me for who i am and not for them things that i buy to you?".
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 23:33 Post subject: |
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Nice. She got owned.
I'm going to have to try that.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 23:34 Post subject: |
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how the fuck did she get owned?
that not getting any pussy dumb fuck got owned.
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| Posted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 23:45 Post subject: |
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| nouseforaname wrote: | how the fuck did she get owned?
that not getting any pussy dumb fuck got owned. |
Because she has no counter argument. If she complains about it she's being a hypocrite, and maybe she'll realise how fucking stupid her argument was in the first place.
He wasn't getting any, anyway. At least this way he might.
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
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