Spider nests in Swedish woman's ear for 27 days
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 03:37    Post subject: Spider nests in Swedish woman's ear for 27 days
A spider that nested in the ear of a Swedish woman was discovered and removed alive after 27 days, Swedish tabloid Expressen reported on Wednesday.

The black spider, "the size of a thumbnail", crept into the woman's ear while she was sleeping and went undiscovered for almost a month, the paper said.

The woman, whose name was not disclosed, told the paper that she at first experienced "a slight loss of hearing" and assumed that she had a build-up of wax.

But when she heard "a scratching sound" in her ear she decided to go to the pharmacy to buy a cleanser to wash out her ear cavity.

When she did so, the spider was flushed out alive and crawled away. The woman recalled having seen a spider on her bed in November, 27 days earlier.


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http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=2837&date=20060111
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 03:57    Post subject:
while the spider was sleeping in her ear, the lady should have shot it with a shotgun...
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 04:12    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
while the spider was sleeping in her ear, the lady should have shot it with a shotgun...


You're forgetting. She doesn't live in America.

Possession of any type of gun up here is as common as the possession of personal fighter jet-planes is in USA.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 08:13    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
while the spider was sleeping in her ear, the lady should have shot it with a shotgun...
Hmm, think its more a myth that sweds are so stupid
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 10:22    Post subject:
Thats what happens when your average swedish women is starved of ear sex


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 10:31    Post subject:


not once in 27 days, not even with her finger Shocked


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 11:11    Post subject:
you shouldn't wash your ears, controry to what your mom is telling you, unless of course you get a an infection or soemthing.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 11:23    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
you shouldn't wash your ears, controry to what your mom is telling you, unless of course you get a an infection or soemthing.


ya right Rolling Eyes , and then walk all day with dirty yellow ear snot in your ear.

I clean them everymorning. Smile


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 11:52    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
you shouldn't wash your ears, controry to what your mom is telling you, unless of course you get a an infection or soemthing.



Are you insane?


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 11:54    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
you shouldn't wash your ears, controry to what your mom is telling you, unless of course you get a an infection or soemthing.



Are you insane?

I think so
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 12:05    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
you shouldn't wash your ears, controry to what your mom is telling you, unless of course you get a an infection or soemthing.



Are you insane?

I think so

nah, he's right. i heard that in biology class once...earwax is a natural protection against infections.

still i clean my ears from time to time
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 12:25    Post subject:
I clean my ears everyday, haven't had an ear infection in over 5 years.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 12:29    Post subject:
AdvancedDesign wrote:
I clean my ears everyday, haven't had an ear infection in over 5 years.


yeah, and not every smoker gets cancer.
it's just what i heard and read...not a law. Wink
but cleaning ears every day? does it improve your hearing abilities? Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 12:50    Post subject:
Unclean ears look disgusting.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 13:08    Post subject:
Hmm, i think this is BULL!


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 13:21    Post subject:
ollax wrote:
Hmm, i think this is BULL!


Why? Stuff like this has happend many times before.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 13:22    Post subject:
Nope its true that you should never clean your ears, i do it anyway though.
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 15:17    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
AdvancedDesign wrote:
I clean my ears everyday, haven't had an ear infection in over 5 years.


yeah, and not every smoker gets cancer.
it's just what i heard and read...not a law. Wink
but cleaning ears every day? does it improve your hearing abilities? Razz


those with high risk-factors that still dont get the disease are called escapers.
And on the topic of ear-cleaning:
It shouldnt be done to often, but chances are that with people who clean them every day the ear-wax production is perhaps adapted to that.
One of the main reasons for people going to the doctor about hearing problems is clogged up ear-wax, usually because of bad cleaning. It depends on how you clean your ear. For example using q-tips can damage your ear if done wrong. Still, depending on how much earwax your ears produce it s not a bad idea to clean them once in a while Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 15:28    Post subject:
I was told in Biology class ,that the only thing you clean your ears out with was your elbow.


I looked up "gormless" in the dictionary, it said "without gorm" .... so i looked up "gorm" but it wasn't there ????
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 15:32    Post subject:
jonels wrote:
I was told in Biology class ,that the only thing you clean your ears out with was your elbow.


Or off any site about cleaning your ears.

I clean my ears after every shower, and so far i've been fine. I don't push it in, just sort of swirl the cotton bud around the outside.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 15:36    Post subject:
Anybody see a documentry about a some chap who created candles, small sculptures and nic nacs out of his own ear wax? He had a fair sized collection browny/slimy objects in his front room. (hope no-ones eating)


I looked up "gormless" in the dictionary, it said "without gorm" .... so i looked up "gorm" but it wasn't there ????
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 16:15    Post subject:
They say your eat 4-5 spiders in a week or something (while your sleeping)
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 16:27    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
They say your eat 4-5 spiders in a week or something (while your sleeping)


We don't have that many small insects in our homes in sweden afaik, unless they all come out at night for some reason.

I could see that in America though, those people eat anything Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 16:36    Post subject:
slak wrote:
deelix wrote:
They say your eat 4-5 spiders in a week or something (while your sleeping)


We don't have that many small insects in our homes in sweden afaik, unless they all come out at night for some reason.

I could see that in America though, those people eat anything Very Happy

maybe it was in australia.. but hey.. everyone have spiders... Sweden is a big country ^^
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 17:01    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
They say your eat 4-5 spiders in a week or something (while your sleeping)


not week, but lifetime... and it was 2-3, but thats still only a guestimate, yummi Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 17:02    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
They say your eat 4-5 spiders in a week or something (while your sleeping)


thats one of these random facts, of course its not true.


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 17:07    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
deelix wrote:
They say your eat 4-5 spiders in a week or something (while your sleeping)


not week, but lifetime... and it was 2-3, but thats still only a guestimate, yummi Very Happy


The average is 8 in a lifetime.

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thats one of these random facts, of course its not true.


How can a random fact, not be true? Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 17:08    Post subject:
I swallowed one of my teehts once, it got de-attached while i was sleeping and i swallowed it, and when i woke up in the morning - hmmm no tooth... i wonder where it is. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 17:09    Post subject:
X_Dror wrote:
I swallowed one of my teehts once, it got de-attached while i was sleeping and i swallowed it, and when i woke up in the morning - hmmm no tooth... i wonder where it is. Very Happy


Maybe lodged in your small intestine, if you're lucky it'll cause a hernia!


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PostPosted: Fri, 13th Jan 2006 17:17    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:


D_A_Kuja wrote:

thats one of these random facts, of course its not true.


How can a random fact, not be true? Laughing


facts dont nessesarialy (how the fuck do you spel that word) have to be true.
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